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Rating
Mature
Chapters
17
Words
75,358
Characters
Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Other Pairing
Genre(s)
General, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
542
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2009-12-17 11:17pm
Last Chapter
2011-09-06 12:15pm
Last Updated
2012-07-08 2:11am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Laney Becks: World Class Pessimist

Whatever the reason — no sun, having an ugly face, a diabolical great aunt that smells like musty yarn — I really just am a mean person.

1,685 66
2 Not Such a Perfect Prefect After All

I stand up, pull down my trunk and cat carrier, and move towards the door. For a moment, Albus looks at me, and then he slides aside to let me through.

I'm halfway down the corridor when I hear, "Laney?"

I turn around to find Albus poking his head out his compartment, looking at me.

4,321 50
3 Poison Ivy

The girl is slender, average height, with deep brown eyes, and the wildest, most flawlessly curly brown hair I’ve ever laid eyes on. She is scowling at the boy, who is evidently holding a map of Hogwarts upside down, but when she sees Al, her eyes come alive. She has the air of a lioness, closing in on her prey.

I know almost instantly that I hate everything about her.

4,408 36
4 Mistakes

I simply slide to the ground, look up at Lily, my rescuer, and try to shut down.

I am a horrible person.

5,344 44
5 Consequences of Grandeur

I wish all my problems would melt away.

But then I’d be like a giant mass of nothingness. I’m made of problems...and odorless air.

2,264 35
6 Coping

I cough. Okay, so maybe I hadn’t taken just one class off. But what’s one day? It’s only O.W.L. year.

Ahem.

2,281 32
7 Mending of a Mess

“What the - Fred! What were you doing?” I snap furiously. “You woke me up!”

“Oh, I’m so sorry!” he says sarcastically, leaning on an armchair for support.

“Apology not accepted,” I say after a moment, “I think you broke my face.”

 

2,958 30
8 A Lovely Feeling

I nod. “Right then. I’ll put in a good word for you.”

He grins at me.

Have I just made a new friend?

Holy potatoes, I think I have.

3,902 27
9 Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Puff

“DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!” she roars, red sparks shooting out the end of her wand. 

Out of nowhere it seems, Al is behind her, his wand at her throat. “Touch her and I’ll put you in St. Mungo’s,” he says dangerously.

6,878 39
10 A Very Ginger Holiday

 "Elena."

"Never mind! Never mind!" I squeal in horror.

8,884 29
11 Right Place, Right Time

I curse Fred under my breath. The chances I’ll get another opportunity like that are slim, and I feel like tying Fred to the Womping Willow and just leaving him there to die wouldn’t even make me feel better.
 
 
 
 

3,639 25
12 Up to My Old Tricks

But damn. How can you say no to those adorable green eyes?

I gag at this thought.

Merlin, I’ve gone soft!

4,651 18
13 Snap Decision

“You’re stark, raving mad, Laney Becks,” he says, pulling me closer to him.

 
 

5,685 24
14 Truth or Spork

He laughs gently, and I must say, he looks convinced. Huh, maybe I do have some wisdom after all.
 
And now I am craving pickles.

4,347 22
15 Give Me a Break

“You sure you’re okay with this?” Al asks me after a while. “I mean, getting involved with James’ love-life probably won’t end well.”

I pat his cheek. “Al, since when does anything end well these days? We’ll be fine.”

5,199 18
16 Secret Agents

“HOW LONG?” she roars. I nearly go deaf.

The pain from my ankle is worsening and the sound of her ferocity brings me to dry heave.

Carter says, “Rose, we have to leave—”

4,904 19
17 Escape Plan

Smitty looks close madness. “If I’m still alive by the end of your stay then I deserve a serious raise!” She huffs and, after a moment, she conjures a goblet and shoves it down my throat. “Sleeping Draught!” she shrieks, disappearing from behind the curtains.

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