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Prologue To Rulebook: Dumbledore? I thought you were dead!
We've all wished we could fall into the world of Harry Potter at some point in our lives. So I decided to write a fic about it where Kaleahni falls (literally) into the world of Harry Potter and meets the Marauders. Because I can and also because I secretly wish this could really happen to me in real life.
Rule #1: Never say Merlin's Saggy Left...
Kaleahni realizes Dumbledore is quite possibly off his rocker and that she may not be as common a muggle as she thought she was.
Rule #2: Always Savor Every Moment.
“Salem Academy. Freak accident. Move. Wait, wouldn't that make me a half-blood at the very least?”
Rule #3: Don't say Polack...um..What?
Rule #4: Beware Of Quidditch Nazis (hint: Their initials are JP).
Just because he lives, breathes, eats, drinks, worships and idolizes Quidditch.
Rule #5: Don't do it.
If you are ever overcome with the sudden urge to play tug of war with a cup full of ice cold coffee, here is my suggestion:
Rule #6: Violence Always Helps.
Which was the wrong thing to do because James just sat there looking at me with a very smug look making me want to slap him.
Rule #7: Anonymous Presents Brighten All Birthdays.
I whirled around at the mention of presents and grinned widely.
Rule #8: Dreams Are More Often Than Not, A Reality. Part I.
Rule #8: Dreams Are More Often Than Not, A Reality. Part II.
“James?” Sirius asked looking at me squinting his eyes against the sun.
Rule #9:Safety First, Slytherin Gits Second.
“No. If Poppy caught me slipping you Butterbeer she'd confine me in here too. Unless that's your plan? To get me alone in here?” He grinned.
Rule #10: Anger Management Is A Must.
As I was pulling it down from the shelf I heard a high pitched giggle from the adjacent aisle. Curiously I pushed aside a few books to see who it had been only to discover Sirius and Andrea...
Rule #11: Don't Try Late Night Flying.
The next day, when James, Remus, Marlene, and I went down for breakfast together, it was apparent something was very wrong. My eyes automatically traveled to the Slytherin table where Mulciber and Rosier looked very pleased with themselves.
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