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Dumbledore, Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Regulus, Bellatrix, Voldemort, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily, Remus/OC, Other Pairing
Humor, Romance, Young Adult
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
First Published
2009-11-23 2:25am
Last Chapter
2010-10-18 8:47am
Last Updated
2010-10-18 8:47am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Prologue To Rulebook: Dumbledore? I thought you were dead!

We've all wished we could fall into the world of Harry Potter at some point in our lives. So I decided to write a fic about it where Kaleahni falls (literally) into the world of Harry Potter and meets the Marauders. Because I can and also because I secretly wish this could really happen to me in real life.

And anyone here who thinks I'm JKR need to be put into St. Mungo's. Nothing here, except the protagonist, belongs to me.

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2 Rule #1: Never say Merlin's Saggy Left...

 Kaleahni realizes Dumbledore is quite possibly off his rocker and that she may not be as common a muggle as she thought she was.

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3 Rule #2: Always Savor Every Moment.

“Salem Academy. Freak accident. Move. Wait, wouldn't that make me a half-blood at the very least?”
“Yes, that is the story, to make it more believable. You mother went to school here. Married a muggle and went to America. And here you are now.”
“I see.” It was a pretty plausible story. “I get to keep my name right? Because I like my name very much.”

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4 Rule #3: Don't say

The word echoed around my head as I stand there rooted by the entrance of Dumbledore's office. Did I just say that word out loud?

My face flushed red but thankfully with my darker than average skin color(courtesy of a Indian mother and British father) it did not show.

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5 Rule #4: Beware Of Quidditch Nazis (hint: Their initials are JP).

Just because he lives, breathes, eats, drinks, worships and idolizes Quidditch.
That boy is a Quidditch Nazi!

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6 Rule #5: Don't do it.

If you are ever overcome with the sudden urge to play tug of war with a cup full of ice cold coffee, here is my suggestion:
Don't do it.

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7 Rule #6: Violence Always Helps.

Which was the wrong thing to do because James just sat there looking at me with a very smug look making me want to slap him.


Yes, I'm violent.

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8 Rule #7: Anonymous Presents Brighten All Birthdays.

I whirled around at the mention of presents and grinned widely.
“Aw, bless her. She looks like a five year old on Christmas morning.” Sirius said.
I stuck out my tongue at him.
“Acts like one too,” Remus chuckled.

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9 Rule #8: Dreams Are More Often Than Not, A Reality. Part I.

Leah, Leah...Leah.”
Don't call me that,” Leah protested. “Not anymore.”

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10 Rule #8: Dreams Are More Often Than Not, A Reality. Part II.

“James?” Sirius asked looking at me squinting his eyes against the sun.
“Unless James had suddenly become a foot shorter, with longer hair and curves overnight, no,” I told him laughing quietly.

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11 Rule #9:Safety First, Slytherin Gits Second.

“No. If Poppy caught me slipping you Butterbeer she'd confine me in here too. Unless that's your plan? To get me alone in here?” He grinned.

I rolled my eyes and flipped my head to move my hair out of my eyes without using my hands. It didn't work so well. “Yes, my master plan was to get you caught while getting me Butterbeer so I could have you here as company."

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12 Rule #10: Anger Management Is A Must.

As I was pulling it down from the shelf I heard a high pitched giggle from the adjacent aisle. Curiously I pushed aside a few books to see who it had been only to discover Sirius and Andrea...

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13 Rule #11: Don't Try Late Night Flying.

The next day, when James, Remus, Marlene, and I went down for breakfast together, it was apparent something was very wrong. My eyes automatically traveled to the Slytherin table where Mulciber and Rosier looked very pleased with themselves.

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