Badgers, Blushing and Gods of Lurve by LaylaBethJagger
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Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
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These Lips are Virgin Lips I froze. |
4,502 | 36 |
2 |
Is Dating a Professor Even Legal? “What’s so impressive about him anyway?” Oscar asked us, very grumble-y. |
5,267 | 12 |
3 |
Oh My Sweet Chicken Drumsticks I hurried over to my best friends, grabbing them both by their collars and dragging them out of the library. “Do you have no respect for my dignity?” I demanded angrily, once we were out of the Library. |
3,987 | 17 |
4 |
Otherwise Known As Oz I painfully refrained from snorting. People who laughed at Fred Weasley generally tended to wake up with purple skin. I could not however, stop my face from twisting unflatteringly into a nasty sort of amused shape. Weasley noticed. |
3,724 | 26 |
5 |
Who Needs Intelligence When You Look Like That? Everybody seemed to have resumed their natural eating course, save for Indiana and Sabriel, who were both miming me tripping in the Library last weekend. |
3,059 | 19 |
6 |
I Could Live Without the Mocking “Oh,” Scorpius added. “And I’m never going to call you Katie, or Dalton again.” He told me offhandedly |
3,121 | 13 |
7 |
A Dork in All Other Respects I was sitting alone, with the space for about two of three people on either side of me, and no one sitting opposite me, left with the company of my Chicken Drumsticks. |
2,535 | 14 |
8 |
Better Friends Than I Could Have Asked For Quick—say something inconspicuous, that will change the subject. |
3,924 | 19 |
9 |
Both Kind of Idiots “You’ll do no such thing!” I exclaimed, shocked at their behaviour. “I demand you unhand me at once.” |
3,477 | 24 |
10 |
Wackiest Bird Since Errol “Think about it, Katie.” He said. “Think about how angry Rose’ll be if you don’t remember.” |
4,132 | 17 |
11 |
A Flourish and a Tap “Katie, you need to listen to me. And I’m being totally serious.” |
4,450 | 32 |
12 |
Do The Rain Dance “That’s tragic.” Rose said, holding back a smile. |
3,811 | 27 |
13 |
Answers in a Portrait I must have been a funny sight. Scrubs was still sitting in my leg while my other leg was still trapped under the duvet, as well as my left arm. My right arm had been flung across my whole body, so I was lying on my right arm, and I was balancing because my wand was permanently pressed to the music player, which was now jumping through songs by Freya Freewand and the Hexers, which gave away my angry mood. |
4,162 | 22 |
14 |
Encounters With an Ice-Queen “—anyone using you as a life line, must be down to his final resort.” Fred explained. |
3,352 | 13 |
15 |
Hyperactive Super Energizer Bunnies P1 Albus then looked back at me, “There’s no problem that can not be solved by chocolate...” He assured me. |
3,610 | 23 |
16 |
Hyperactive Super Energizer Bunnies P2 "Mumsy and Popsickles?” |
2,884 | 19 |
17 |
Can You Say Dramatic Codswallop? “‘Courtesan’ means prostitute right?” |
4,675 | 16 |
18 |
Not Quite What I Anticipated Which brings us to our new problem. We have just walked in on Lindsay Forest, doing unmentionably fifteen year old boy things with the twin sister of his old brother’s girlfriend.” |
5,262 | 27 |
19 |
More Sodding Relatives “No need to get moody, lover.” He advised me. “You’re not fat and are very very beautiful.” |
5,114 | 23 |
20 |
Not Quite the Impression I was Hoping For Ron Weasley stared at me amused for a moment, as I gaped at him. Clearly, he didn’t think I was heavy or anything—considering he hand caught me out of thin air—and his arms were still wrapped chivalrously around my waist. |
4,427 | 18 |
21 |
No Interest in Smoochie Time “Oh, bugger.” Rose moaned. |
4,774 | 22 |
22 |
By Good Merlin, They're Famous I was to be introduced to George and Angelina Weasley. |
5,087 | 27 |
23 |
A Full House “What are you doing?” Fred Sr. asked again. |
5,081 | 16 |
24 |
Gifts All Around I reached for the small envelope—with Potter embedded across the back, in small letters, all fighting for attention—and slowly opened it, holding my breath like a hopeless teenage girl. |
3,198 | 16 |
25 |
It's Not Exclusive “It’s about time you guys got here,” Fred told us conversationally, as he directed the two of us to the drinks table. “My dad hasn’t stopped cracking jokes about his ear since we got here.” |
3,370 | 16 |
26 |
Heroes Although some of us in the large room clearly didn’t want to be there. |
3,395 | 15 |
27 |
Life Without Emily Cook Anaesthetic spells were not allowed as they interfered with the regrowth serum. |
2,810 | 29 |
28 |
The Inevitable Guests “We’ll get to meet your parents properly tonight as well, which is exciting.” |
3,117 | 24 |
29 |
Super Secret Agents “You’re too important to me, Katie.” He said, a little hoarse. |
3,536 | 43 |
30 |
Psychological Consequences “Katie!” |
3,841 | 30 |
31 |
Devil Spawn “Scor,” Rose was still staring at the will. “She’s saying that if she dies, all she’s going to give me is a glossary page. And an unusable one at that.” |
3,798 | 31 |
32 |
Planning an Invitation Occasion Hilary frowned curiously. “Yeah I guess, it’s like an exfoliate lotion, for me. They always say like 33% exfoliation. They should be like… 66%... or even 99%.” |
3,298 | 16 |
33 |
A Poohead By Any Other Name “All I can tell you,” I said, mysteriously, with a sudden burst of confidence to talk like a normal person overcoming my nerves. “Is that it’s a group thing, and if something gets in the way of my going through with it, I’ll die....” |
3,761 | 20 |
34 |
The Puff Inbetween “Really?” I demanded, scowling. “Three separate pieces of paper? Haven’t you heard anything about the current environmental crisis?” |
4,047 | 15 |
35 |
Espionage With Albus Potter “You know what I’m talking about.” I said with an annoyed face. “Have you even met me?” |
3,474 | 10 |
36 |
Adversus Anima Adversus Anima. Curse. Casting Incantation: ANIMAUS CARITAS ADVERSE (pronounced: AN-EEM-OU-S CA-REET-A-S AD-VER-S-US) |
2,318 | 22 |
37 |
A Hospitable Visit I couldn’t quite recall waking up. |
3,826 | 34 |
38 |
A Meeting and a Match I hadn’t seen any of my friends since before the incident. Well, except for— |
3,445 | 18 |
39 |
Under the Bleachers “Right. I’m running off to join a cult of dragon worshippers who muggles to our gods. I’d take you as a sacrifice but they probably wouldn’t want you.” |
4,056 | 20 |
40 |
A Paper Doll I ran at them both. |
3,910 | 19 |
41 |
Friendly Favours Tuesday I’d spent with Todd. |
3,047 | 13 |
42 |
A Plan in Motion “How’s the nose, twinkle toes?” |
3,951 | 12 |
43 |
Hells Deal “Look, Dalton. I don’t like you. You’re rude, conceited and think you’re amazing.” |
4,242 | 16 |
44 |
Birth of a Hero I literally could not talk. My throat had gone so dry that there was no way I’d be able to make any sort of sound. |
3,373 | 24 |
45 |
45 They brought in two Aurors to protect the student body from me. |
2,032 | 20 |
46 |
Masculine Confusion Tyler and David were at the school within six minutes of the events in the Slytherin common room. Two minutes later and every single child with the last name Potter or Weasley were taken from the castle, and brought back to their now even more heavily guarded homes and ordered to stay there. |
2,817 | 22 |
47 |
Man on a Mission “Why should I—?” |
4,143 | 16 |
48 |
One Way Or Another "Do they know?" James asked. "Do they know about what happened in the kitchen, when you were in the pantry?" |
4,601 | 22 |
49 |
Oh, Them Lies Once we'd approved it, and the Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff had done so as well, it became quickly apparent that having members from all four houses compliant in one single plan was probably an upside to the plan. |
3,784 | 19 |
50 |
An Expose Touch wood. |
4,410 | 33 |
51 |
Epilogue “I’m going to the wedding of Daniel Wood, and Dominique Weasley.” |
3,104 | 81 |
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