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Visions, Full Names, and Silent Conversations
Whoever said blondes were dumb is a blithering idiot.
Quidditch Matches, Giving Up, and Mentally Unstable Quidditch Captains
“I know you want me, Jones.” I opened my other eye just in time to see Potter waggling his eyebrows at me in a very nauseating way. I whimpered and buried my face in Al’s chest so I would never have to see that disgusting image again.
Lemonade, Tarturus, and Swine Flu: The Inner Ramblings of Artemis Selene Jones
Ahem. Henceforth, you shall all address me as: (cue impressive thunder clap) ARTEMIS JONES, THE WISEST SEER OF THEM ALL.
Scarring Information, Wise Words, and Essence of Dom Snot
Must. Resist. Ridiculously. Infective. Laugh.
Awkward Silences, Broom Closets and…Doodie
Why do people always expect us to be snogging in broom cupboards? I personally cannot find anything even remotely romantic about closets that are designed to hold cleaning implements, but, hey! If you want a steamy love scene in a broom closet, go right ahead. Live the dream, Broom Closet Girl. Live the dream.
Tension, Confessions and Intense Hair Stroking
Once again, I’d like to take the time to send my deep, sincere thanks to the Fates for making my life living hell. Thanks, girls! I appreciate this!
Arguments, Blatant Snogging and Atrocious Cases of Very Heavy Fog
I rue the day I chose to take Divination.
Computer-Fights, Bunny Slippers, and Dumbledore’s Sexy Portrait
Oh, no, Fred, I’m trying to woo you right now, whilst computer-screaming at you in apparent rage. Is it working?
Staring Contests, Quidditch Games, and Bipolar Disorder
"It’s true that you never realize how important something is until you lose it, but you also don’t realize how important something else is until it arrives."
Pessimistic Poopyheads, Twin Radars, and Dom’s Sandwich of Death
Dom's nutella-mayo-pickle-onion-crisp-chocolate chip-ketchup-lettuce-mustard-peanut butter-tomato-mashed potato-pudding-frosting Sandwich of Death, to be precise.
Ice, Hurt and Electric Shocks
Why am I such an oblivious idiot?
Time, Stars and ‘Panda-who’s?’ Box
There is nothing more repulsive than watching a person that you consider a younger brother try to be seductive to the opposite gender. Nothing.
Kisses, Ranting and Our Freak Circus
Morpius Salfoy, Date Sabotaging and Barbie
“Yeah?” I shot back, hands on my hips. Quick, brain, snappy retort! “Well, whatever!
Friends, Love and Secrets
“It’s like…how do I explain it?” Jason sighed and looked at the water as he sorted his thoughts. “It’s like…nature moves on. Even though humans have huge problems that seem like the end of the world to them, everything just keeps moving. The sun doesn’t stop rising and setting. The birds don’t stop singing. The moon doesn’t stop shining. Life goes on.” He said, shrugging. “The world doesn’t stop for your problems.”
Self-Inflicted Comas, Flying Boogers and ‘The Attic Guy’
“His name is Atticus Finch!”
Thor, PMS-ey Teachers and Forgiveness
I mean, why should life be simple for me? When has life ever been simple for me?
Tablespoons, Soup and Damsels in Distress
Q: How many magical teenagers does it take to figure out how to cook?
Danger, Fear and Dancing Green Lights
“We were wondering…” Ella started, a mysteriously devious look on her face.
Yoga, Sarcasm and More Broom Closets
What is with this school and broom closets?!
Flabbergasted, Ninjas and Sarah-The-Evil-Barbie-Cow-of-Evilness
Fred looked at me with an eyebrow raised. “Why a detective ninja?”
Agent Names, Target Barbie and War
Oh, how I love the ironies of life.
Parchment Textures, More Visions and Decisions (Hey, That Rhymed!)
Prepare to meet your doom, Sarah-The-Evil-Git-Cow. Prepare to meet your doom.
More Pranks, Christmas Dinners and The Almost-Full Truth
He turned his accusing expression to me.
Unicorns, Seething and Mistletoe
Apollo picked up a marshmallow, licked the side of it, and stuck it on Jason’s forehead. We all contemplated it for a second.
Time Passes, Stuff Happens, and Life Still Sucks
Who died and made you boss of All Things Quidditch?
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