Rating
Mature
Chapters
24
Words
118,097
Characters
Molly, Percy, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Rose, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
James/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
OC/OC
Genre(s)
General, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
Status
Completed
First Published
2009-09-30 3:04pm
Last Chapter
2010-12-14 5:38am
Last Updated
2010-12-14 5:38am
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Of Wobblers and Wierdo's If only you would face a mirror once in a while, your hair would look human, but alas... |
2,682 | 28 |
| 2 |
Of Stalkers and Wake Up Calls His head Boy badge practically screamed ‘I’m shiny’. |
2,584 | 30 |
| 3 |
Of Lists and Defence "Fancy James Potter? It's like a coming of age thing here at Hogwarts!" |
2,397 | 23 |
| 4 |
Of Murdering Fellow Students “Ooh, rebellious.” He taunted, in a creepy voice that made me shiver with disgust. “It’s how I like my girls.” |
2,921 | 19 |
| 5 |
Of Cookied out Clothes Stealers “Ok, let me put this in to a way that you Frenchie’s can understand. James is mine. If you talk to him again, there will be consequences.” |
4,534 | 39 |
| 6 |
Of Squished Couches and Crappy McCrap Crap Cue Explosion. |
5,394 | 19 |
| 7 |
Of Gambol and Japes But Hollie’s that silent but deadly kind of killer … no, not by farting … but by the type of waiting until your back is turned and then smacking you discreetly over the back of the head with a bar stool. Bam … you never wake up again. |
4,807 | 12 |
| 8 |
Of Hypothetical Skating and Anger Did you know that Nott wears superman undies? |
3,795 | 20 |
| 9 |
Of Apologies and Squids I’m sure Slughorn was eyeing up Fred |
3,926 | 25 |
| 10 |
Of Familiar Feelings Were not allowed to mention that to anyone – ever. |
3,275 | 22 |
| 11 |
Of Friday the 13th I blinked. “Who’s there?” |
4,666 | 20 |
| 12 |
Of Damsels in Distress The loud satisfying crack filled the air, although not an ounce of pity filled my body. The chatting had stopped and our deep breathing was the only sound in the otherwise silent room. I was thoroughly livid, in all honesty, I felt as if I was the one in pain – and my slaps are the hard ones. |
6,156 | 41 |
| 13 |
Of Times on the Staircase “DETENTION!” bellowed at the top of Langley’s lungs. Brilliant. |
4,824 | 26 |
| 14 |
Of Lipsticks and Jelly Slugs He will be pushed from a moving train. |
3,546 | 13 |
| 15 |
Of Sickness and Secrets "I know nothing about them. I have never met them. I never lead; I knowingly took part in their deeds. I have never seen somebody die, I have never seen somebody murder." |
8,509 | 19 |
| 16 |
Of Falling Fortresses and Old Friends “Just because I am little doesn’t mean that I am not exquisitely dangerous.” |
3,063 | 17 |
| 17 |
Of Kitchen Confessions and Being the Queen “Do you paint each other’s nails at sleepovers?” |
6,562 | 18 |
| 18 |
Of Sugar, Spice and Everything Not So Nice Molly did a double take. “You two are agreeing with each other?” |
7,895 | 12 |
| 19 |
Of Announcements and Notes “Dom and Vic always say that the French have great shoes.” |
6,570 | 10 |
| 20 |
Of the Re-Birth of the Rebel Child “Molly will want to know how it went!” I exclaimed, thumping him back. |
5,584 | 14 |
| 21 |
Of Promises and St Johns “You’re as stubborn as me, my darling.” |
9,812 | 11 |
| 22 |
Of in Sickness and in Health “Harry Potter isn’t stupid.” |
4,446 | 14 |
| 23 |
Of Owls and Admittance He was found face down lying in a river. If I can stop that from happening again then I will! |
5,458 | 16 |
| 24 |
Of Pub Coffee and Meetings “There is no hope for your generation." |
4,691 | 49 |
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