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Scorpius, Rose, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Other Pairing
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Next Generation
Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2009-09-27 7:58am
Last Chapter
2012-04-16 9:09pm
Last Updated
2012-04-16 9:09pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Dares

“Nothing! He’s with Charlie the freak.” 
“How can he?” he sneers, “She’s such a deluded idiot.”
I sigh, “I don’t know, Al. He says she needs friends to bring her through a rough patch.”
“She needs psychiatric help.”

2,114 23
2 Diagon Alley

Oh, beeping beep beep.

2,253 16
3 Study hard for your Scorp

“Guess who?” he sings.
“Anthony? Is that you?” I gush, just to annoy him.
I see light again! Praise the lord!

2,264 15
4 Breakfast With The Crazies

“I know,” Hugo continued the train of let’s-comment-on-Rose, “And she almost slapped me yesterday.” 

“I did what now?” I ask. I don’t remember slapping Hugo! 

“When we were in the car? You and Livi fighting over lip gloss? You made a point, flapped your hands about, and bam!”

1,890 10
5 Breezy...

“Good bye, my friend...” I say melodramatically, placing it in my bag.

“Weaslet has friends?” Scorpius appears out of nowhere to say another irritating thing.

2,264 10
6 Potions Sucks

Don’t do it Rose! Don’t— 

“Hey Scorp?” 

You idiot!

1,713 13
7 Plans in progress

“You need to let him go, Rose. He’s never, ever going to be Scorp your friend ever again. You can’t just mess around like that.”

2,541 16
8 Trials

“Yes, I do,” he confirms, “But don’t get over excited.”

“It’s too late,” Fred remarks, “She’s peed herself.”

2,764 10
9 Dear Mr Malfoy, I'm going to KILL your son...

“NO!” I yell back, “This is serious! Where are my shoes?”

2,418 12
10 Memoria

As soon as she skips off, Livi punches me. “You idiot!” she yells, “Why? WHY?"

2,265 21
11 Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy

Malfoy's don't do affection.

2,322 18
12 Quidditch, Famosa and Show Offs

“You’re gonna get burned,” Livi says in a Southern accent, “Burned like a fire stick!”

3,295 23
13 Aftermath

“It was more like he assaulted you, but yeah,” Caspar agrees, “It was quite romantic.”

1,755 24
14 What A Hit

“He PUNCHED my boyfriend?”

2,064 13
15 I'm Always Right

“Hello,” she says delicately, smiling slightly—

I am very much not smiling.

2,202 22
16 A So-Called Dares Festival

Not that I’m protecting myself from awkward truths. Not at all.

2,108 18
17 Cursing Cousins

I think I deserve it...

2,571 10
18 Cousins

"Isn't the life of a Potter supposed to be full of grace and charm?"

1,756 6
19 The Almost Boyfriend

I sense a mad lady.

1,965 15
20 The Flu

“The monkeys Rose, the monkeys!” Livi yells, and bursts into tears. I stare at many cages of monkeys, unsure which ones she means. They all look the same to me.

3,258 14
21 Signed?

Ultimately she may shout in my vicinity, but not at me.

So I win.


1,849 10
22 Ooh, narrow stairs

"Are you real?"

3,108 9
23 What's a 'WonWon'?

I bet Hagrid’s owned a flying pig at some stage in his life.

2,565 8
24 She is a snotty little madam

“..your dadada, consisted of the same... dadadadaaaa!”

2,405 15
25 I have my father's tact.

She laughs. Well, sort of. It’s more like a parrot vomiting.

3,245 14
26 Chocolate is my reliable friend

Just another normal day, everyone.

2,204 6
27 Victoria Sponge

"She’s stupid, smelly and selfish,” she pronounces, “And she doesn’t deserve Luke, anyway.”

2,675 7
28 The War Council

“Fred Weasley, are you implying that my friends are fighting because of sexual tension?” I hiss in a menacing fashion. He rolls his eyes and makes a vague hand gesture I am going to assume means ‘of course I didn’t mean that I wouldn’t want to mentally scar you’.

2,598 8
29 Treaties And Tantrums

The only kind of roll I’m interested in at that time in the morning comes with butter.

2,512 2
30 Letters With Crests

Right then.

Back to my toast.

2,353 4


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