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Normal? That's Weird... by Bookworm045

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Chapters: 45
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Mature

Chapters

Words

143,408

Characters

Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, OC

Primary Relationship

Rose/Scorpius

Secondary Relationship(s)

Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing

Genre(s)

Drama, Humor, Romance

Era

Next Generation

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Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme

Story Reviews

715

Status

Work In Progress (WIP)

First Published

2009-09-02 9:04pm

Last Chapter

2012-03-15 11:57am

Last Updated

2012-03-15 11:57am

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Ch. #	Chapter Title	Word Count	Reviews
1	A Typical Morning “Bye mum, bye dad!” I called. "NO BOYS!" He called. Shaking my head yet again. My family was so thick sometimes.	2,899	27
2	The Start Of A New School Year Time to face the consequences. Joy. I sighed.	2,208	18
3	Punishments and Other Stuff “I call this meeting to order!” James cried. We all looked at him expectantly. “Roxie, truth or dare?” He said dangerously. We were a strange bunch.	2,057	17
4	Sunday? Hang With Al Then I jump back on Al’s back, and yell, “Giddee-Up Horsie!!!” probably waking up the other boys, and confirming Malfoy’s earlier statement(s). Al chuckled, grabbed my legs and re-started the trek down to the Great Hall. “WAIT!” I scream again when we reach the common room. “WHAT?” Al yells. “Nothing, just wanted to see if you’d have stopped,” I grinned cheekily.	2,747	13
5	Blue Dye, Breakfast, and Apologies “We’re sorry Rosie, would you ever forgive us?” Al asked, “Scorpius is sorry too.” I looked at Malfoy and turned back to Al one eyebrow raised. “Erm, he’s sorry deep down.” “Way, waaaay deep down,” Liv muttered.	2,281	15
6	Shocking Schedules, Stupid Slytherins, and Fried Chicken “Well in that case, I probably won’t see you all,” I nodded toward my RC friends with my chin, “After I leave.” “Why’s that?” asked Malfoy curiously. “Because she sleeps around,” stated Via. I wrinkled my nose, as Al objected to the way she worded that sentence.	2,327	9
7	History Of Magic He was staring at my head, eyes wide. “WHAT?!” I exclaimed. “Uh… you’re bleeding Rosie…” he answered weakly. I touched the sore part, feeling something wet and sticky. “Oh well!”	2,206	10
8	D.A.D.A., Duels, and Dinner “Well, class is dismissed, but I hope that everyone will fight exactly the same way as Rose and Scorpius, here, “He said, “But don’t kill each other,” He added as an afterthought. So he had noticed. Huh. Anyway.	3,441	13
9	Long Nights and Some Crying “What happened?” I asked softly. He seemed more defeated than the last time. “I am such an idiot!” he exclaimed, in a very sad tone. “Nice of you to finally come to terms with that, what happened?” I asked again.	1,934	11
10	Fairies, Songs, and Regular Mornings He groaned, “Just five more minutes, Ro.” “Five more minutes my arse, I will dump a bucket of ranch dressing on you if you don’t get up in. THREE. TWO.” He was up. “See you later Lou,” I said.	3,145	14
11	News and Dates Well, my trading wasn’t exactly illegal, more like it was forbidden in the school. And the country… I was currently the head of Hogwarts’ Black Market. Everyone, and I mean everyone came to me for forbidden supplies. Not all of it was illegal, (most of it was) but I did get Hagrid a dragon skin cloak. And a dragon. That took a lot of negotiating.	3,226	9
12	Mindless Chatter, A Breakdown About Pecans, and Determination Liv sat on the bed beside me, and smiled at me. I stared. Liv hadn’t smiled at me since Al’s Second Screw-Up! Something must have gone right, this time!	3,658	12
13	A Date and Colorful Torture Tools! I scooped up a handful of pecans and started munching on them quietly, whilst ignoring the amused look my cousin was sending me. I soon realized that I was still covered in gravy and got up, making my way toward the dungeons, hearing the rest o’ them following behind me.	4,352	12
14	The Ball Dom immediately noticed when I stopped walking. Maybe she didn’t take the potion.	7,212	16
16	Memories, Wardrobes and Screeching Hey yes you are Rose, you broke those chairs just to worry them. Yeah Rose, but that was to worry them. I know Rose, that’s just what I said. But really, I’m not that destructive! What about that time whe- I am losing it.	3,889	13
17	Muggle London and Birthday Presents Thirty seven minutes later, I finally finished my Mac and cheese and set about drinking my chocolate milk as slowly as possible as well. I slurped up the last of it and set about licking my straw. “RO!” Al exclaimed, exasperated. I groaned and turned around to face him. “Yes?” I asked innocently. “Let. Us. Go.” he said in forced calm.	6,967	17
18	Wake-Up Calls, Arguments, and Pancakes “Do you like it?” Dom asked Xander sweetly. Lysander smiled and nodded. “Dom, n-” I tried. SPLAT! Oh dear.	4,136	21
19	Lack of Guilt, Detention, and Gifts Haha! No summary! I am so evil. But seriously. Just read on. I COMMAND YOU! Just kidding. Sorta. :o) Stop reading this and get to the chapter!	4,871	16
20	Notes, Discoveries, and Try-Outs He swung at me. I, having amazing reflexes born from growing up with James and Fred and Quidditch, ducked and swung my bat at his arm. I would have gone with head, but I am not a murderer. No matter what my cousins claim.	3,130	9
21	Detentions, Laughs, and Pancakes “And why would you do that?” “He told Al to control me and called me a filthy half-blood,” I explained. “Stupid boy.” “That’s what Uncle Neville said. But I don’t think he wanted me to hear it.”	2,572	12
22	Potions, Explosions, Paint, and Maybe Some More Potions “Yeah, Peeves! GO GET ‘EM!!” I cheered, clapping my hands and whooping. Peeves winked at me and fired another round of paintballs at the couple, who were trying desperately to stay paint free and glaring at me. “Whatcha doing?” Megan asked, coming up from behind me. “Watching a show,” I replied nonchalantly, not taking my eyes off the neon paint splattered Slytherins.	2,592	16
23	Cake, Frosting, And Silence “Uhhh, Red, you are aware that you are basically covered head to toe in turquoise frosting, right?” James said, rubbing his finger across my cheek an licking the frosting that was now on his hand. My mouth fell open in surprise and I rolled my eyes as James savored the frosting he was licking.	5,038	17
24	Bikini Contest, A Faux Beach, and More Cake Isn't the chapter title soo decieving? This is the beginning of the climax. Read on, young ones.	3,025	26
25	Shock, Anxiety, Tests, and Lies La-te-da-te-dum... Read on. More of a filler. Not really. Sort of. I don't know. :D NOTE: There seem to be some people who are confused. There are two Olivias. One nicknamed: Liv. She is dating the younger Potter brother, Albus. The second Olivia, the pregnant one, is nicknamed Via. She Is dating the older Potter Brother, James. Mmkay? Remember this please...	5,653	17
26	Of Morning Sickness and a Strange Kitty That is so not true. De-nial. Herb sang.	5,728	17
27	When I Actually Show Up At Dentention The long awaited moment. :D	2,299	28
28	Of Food Cravings and Breakfast I'm back?	3,999	17
29	Minister Of Magic: Kingsley Shacklebott (He’s awesome) A trek to the Ministry. Lots of various 'detours'; journey (not walked) made by Rose, Al, and Scorpius. They've got an important question to ask of the Minister.	2,617	18
30	Goodbyes and Traitorous Kitties “How do I look?” “Properly snogged,” He answered smugly, sitting up and giving me a slow once-over. “But I’m not supposed to look properly snogged!” I protested. “So you admit you were properly snogged?” He asked.	2,041	17
31	Of Memories and a Scandalous Article “If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?”	3,110	14
32	At Peace, Finally “You do not attempt to keep me from dragons. I have been around them longer than you, I am prettier than you, I am more talented than you, and they like me better. Not to mention that I’m your boss’s favourite niece.”	1,343	14
33	Home Again, Paranoia, and Madam Rosmerta’s “I don’t like you! You’re annoying and kind of dumb.”	2,364	23
34	Trunks, Trainrides, and the Malfoys “You suck,” Al muttered immaturely. “You know it,” I said cheerfully, stabbing my fork into my hashbrown and pushing the entire thing into my mouth before chasing it with some ketchup.	1,941	14
35	Female Intuition, James-Lacking, and Smart Malfoy “How did we even manage to liquefy a turkey?!” Lily was wondering loudly.	2,054	6
36	Wake-Up Calls [Part Dos], and Christmas Gifts “You got me socks?!” Malfoy cut Al off indignantly, waving around the green socks I’d gotten him for Christmas. “Really?! I at least got you a book –I may not know if you’ll like it, but it’s a book.” “You got me Goodnight Moon.” I said dryly. “I liked it when I was four.”	1,529	10
37	Screaming Pregnant Psychos and Creepy Mums “Yes, my boyfriend. Scorpius and Rose? Haven’t you heard the rumors?”	3,131	10
38	Canadians and Boring Books I had a free period next, and I could either change, or be lazy and go lay outside, probably falling asleep in the snow and missing the rest of my classes. “ALLY, WE’RE GOING OUTSIDE!”	1,499	11
39	Fake Pregnancies, Meanie Receptionists, and Epic Potion-Making Al had decided to sit this episode (read: sure train-wreck) out.	3,133	10
40	Flowers in Matching Dresses, and The Red-And-Black Ball “We all decided as a group that it’s high time you and Malfoy got your stuff together and, well, got together.”	1,867	21
41	Annoying Slytherin Boys, Nosy School Mates, and Lost Text Books “Are we exclusive?”	1,727	27
42	Milk, Creepers, and Wardrobe Tests Scorpius said not-so helpfully and in three seconds flat, he was covered in chewed fruit.	2,530	23
43	Mutiny, Disownage, and Break-Ups Uncle Harry face-palmed and stood up, walking towards the door of his office. He opened it and held it open, pointing out of it. “Leave,” He said flatly.	1,883	21
44	Herb and Confessionals We mind-voices like to mix it up a little bit too, you know, Herb patronized me.	1,904	16
45	Of Blueberries, Boyfriends, and Growing Up A quick check in the bucket told me we still had more than enough to keep PsychoDom happy.	2,747	7
46	Quidditch Practice, Secrets in the Dark, and Freddie “Yo—Eric,” I hissed at her and she blinked, turning her blue-eyed gaze on me. “My names’ Erica.”	5,848	19

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