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|Ch. #||Chapter Title||Word Count||Reviews|
On The Hogwarts Express (om nom nom food)
Rosie: I am stern and disapproving.
SLYTHERIN! (so far so good)
Al: *is in Slytherin*
The First Day (dammit rosie, quit sucking)
Lessons: We happen.
Defence Against The Dark Arts (&quot;Quick! Jump out the window!&quot;)
Harry: Al, stay away from Scorpius Malfoy.
The Foreign Delegations (all your castle are belong to Durmstrang)
Drinking Game: One sip per hyphen. (if you die, it's your own fault)
Triwizard Related Stuff (chapter titles are hard, okay?)
James: Hey, you know what would be funny?
The Daily Prophet (is a lying liar who lies.)
Professor Brand: I still have no problems with attacking first-years.
All Is Well (al is in denial)
Al: *denial denial everything is fine denial*
The First Task (All Three Champions Die)
The First Task III (Victoire Dies)
Victoire: *dies and is dead*
Rosie Continues to Suck
Various Slytherins: *comic relief*
Then Suddenly It Was Christmas
Teddy and Victoire: *scavenger hunt*
James Ruins Everything
James: *blithers, ruins everything*
Al and Score are Evil Soulmates
Score and Al: *are friends?*
The Champions Get Beaten Up By A Tree
Al: *is mysteriously not there*
Al Schemes (business as usual, then)
Al: I have to fix this by myself, because otherwise we won't have a plot!
Bloody Hell, Finally
Al: Score! Let's be friends!
Victoire: It's better to lose honourably than to win by cheating!
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