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Fall At Your Feet
All's fair in love and knickers...
May as well be hanged for a sheep as anything else...
You always get a second chance to make a good first impression worse...
Under-handed Dealings *
Good friends are like bras; close to your heart and there for support, however, this does not mean they are in any way a substitute for a good underwire...
All Bets Are On
If you don't bet you can't win - but you don't lose any money, either...
Vengeance Is Mine *
Revenge is a dish best served with a little hurt, a sprinkling of malice, and a serving of embarrassment on the side...
A 'Those' Day
When life hands you lemons, it is not acceptable to throw them back and yell, 'OI! I ordered apple juice!', no matter how therapeutic this may prove to be...
On The Field of Battle *
Women will eventually win the battle of the sexes, because only their 'fraternizing with the enemy' is purely calculated...
Perchance to Dream...
They say fear can keep you up all night long, but I have a little green pill that says otherwise...
No News is Good News *
And it was therefore with the creation of the Howler that the Wizarding world turned the age old adage of 'Don't shoot the messenger' into 'Don't get shot by the message'...
Contingencies and Worst Case Scenarios
Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. It does, however, give me an excuse to laugh evilly at you...
Liar, Liar *
Liars need a good memory...or a handy notebook...
'I've got the memory of an elephant...that's lost it's memory...'
The World's a Stage
All the men and women merely players, although, in a man's case, it's sometimes a more literal interpretation of the word...
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, for example, kiss another woman, be slapped by your wife. Equal, yet opposite...
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will only cause permanent psychological damage...
As Darkness Breaks
While it's true that women keep a special corner in their hearts for sins they have never committed, in your case I'm willing to make an exception...
A Family Reunion *
Friends are the family that life purposely didn't give you, because if they were your family, you'd most likely hate them as much as you hate the family you've already got...
The Nightmare At Christmas*
At Christmas play and make good cheer,
Longer Letter Later *
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane...
Best of the Bad Days *
Strength does not come from a physical capacity - it comes from an indomitable will...although physical capacity certainly does help...
Partying Is Such Sweet Sorrow *
'Your heart is my piñata.'
The Truth Will Set You Free*
The Truth is rarely pure and never simple...
Just An Ordinary Boy *
The power of a man's virtue should not be measured by his special efforts, but by his ordinary doing - of course, it's nice to get some special efforts occasionally, too...
Curiousity will conquer fear even more than bravery will...although, on second thoughts, we all know what killed the cat...
Many Happy Returns *
'All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece. But not too much.'
Sticks and Stones
For thee, against myself I'll vow debate,
All In The Morning Betime *
Tomorrow is Saint Valentine's Day
We're All Stories - Part I
'A point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.'
We're All Stories - Part II
'Secrets are things we give to others to keep for us.'
We're All Stories - Part III
“Be careful who you tell your secrets to because when situations change... sometimes, so do people.”
This Too Must Pass
Brooms and wands and hats all must,
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