Rating
Mature
Chapters
5
Words
Characters
Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Romance
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
90
Status
Abandoned
First Published
2009-07-13 17:10:33
Last Published Chapters
2010-03-18 16:11:47
Last Updated
2010-03-18 16:11:47
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1 Top Ten Reasons Why My Life Sucks

Pettigrew was stroking a chunk of cheese.
…um…okay, then.
Stroking cheese…why not?
That is definitely not alarming behavior. Not at all. People stroke cheese all the time. It's perfectly normal. 
...sarcasm, for those of you who have the mental capabilities equivalent to those of Sirius Black.
Peter Pettigrew is a freak of nature. I rest my case.

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2 Reasons Why I Hate Sirius Black

Over the years, I have perfected the art of fake-sleeping, a talent I use when:
-I don’t feel like doing something
-I no longer want to be a part of a conversation
-I’m tired of Lily’s obsession over school and learning. I mean, seriously, it’s just school, big deal. Who cares?

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3 Rewind And Review

I like my little nicknames. See, Black’s ‘devil incarnate’ (he used to be ‘boy I am totally in love with’ but I changed that), Lily’s ‘crazy, fiery redhead girl’, James is ‘hopeless romantic with crazy hair’, Remus is ‘nice guy with the insane rabbit’, and Peter is ‘weirdo’. Yeah, yeah, so maybe I wasn’t as original for Peter, but, frankly, he doesn’t deserve any more than three seconds of thought.

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4 Top Ten Ways to Kill Sirius Black

“Your stupidity is astounding.”

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5 ...Part Two

I mentally reviewed the possible retorts I could give:
1) Sarcastic “Riiight.”
2) Sardonic laughter (always effective)
3) Snort and roll of eyes, along with a scornful “Not.”
4) Gangsta “Syyke!” (note: works best when wearing a hoodie)

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