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Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire
Drama, Humor, Romance
Next Generation
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2009-06-19 7:33am
Last Chapter
2014-03-28 8:10pm
Last Updated
2014-03-28 8:10pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Here we go again...

That would be right. 
Sun and Moon. 
Victoire and Dominique.

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2 Apparantly one of these days someone is going to kill me and I'm not going to like it.

Then again, the Weasly family's standard of normality and the rest of the worlds standard of normality are two very different things.

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3 Common Decency is overrated.

Albus looked momentarily at a loss “what the devil do you want me to do?”

“Hex him? Hit him? Turn him into chicken nuggets!” shrieked Rose “I don't care just get him off me!”

“Personally,” added Lysander with an amused smirk “I wouldn’t go the nuggets route unless you want some serious food poisoning.”

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4 It's inevitable Princess

“Kindly masticate with your mouth closed Mr Potter,” she said primly before continuing up to the teachers table.

Albus went bright red and looked at me in alarm “did she just say what I think she said?”

I sighed “she said masticate Albus, it means to chew.”

Hugo snorted “yeah right.”

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5 The list

Malfoy chuckled “speak of the devil...”

I smiled sweetly “didn’t anyone ever tell you Malfoy? It's arrogant to refer to yourself in the third person.”

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6 She’s a saucy minx that Moaning Myrtle.

Hugo looked sheepish “I will not train the Gryffindor first years for warfare and use them as my own personal hit squad and then pit them against the Slytherin first years in an epic battle and take bets on the winner because it's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy?”

“You never did that!” said Lily “that was James and Dom last year!”

“Yeah but I helped with the betting.”

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7 Troll Dating

James snorted “what bloke was stupid enough to date her? Poor Sod... dating Lauren Higgins is like trying to claim one of the schools communal broomsticks. You think it's yours but every time you turn your back some random bloke is riding it.”

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8 Boys Don't tend to like girls who stalk them...

“In fairness” observed Lucy thoughtfully “a broken finger wouldn’t actually maim her given the standard of medical care in the castle means it would be perfectly set.  But even if it wasn’t, maiming implies an inability to function properly due to the disrupted body part and people can function with crooked index fingers. So in answer to your question no, you didn’t just see Dom try to maim anyone.”

3,380 3
9 In Which Al finally goes mental

So while Lorcan has always seemed like the saner of the Scamander twins, this is like saying Hippogriffs make better pets than Dementors. They do, but only because on a sliding scale they’re less vicious. You still shouldn’t go and buy one. 

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10 Bludgers

He rolled his eyes “cut the dramatics Weasley…”

“No! I won’t! In what possible realm of the imagination is trying to kill me as a method of betting closer to Rose somehow acceptable?”

“You were never in any danger…” he insisted.

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11 Neville's Advice

“And as for Mr Malfoy, there are many similarities with his father, not the least of which is their appearance, but I believe he is a radically different boy for one very serious reason.”


“He has a mind of his own and the spine to back it up. I think we should give him a chance to establish his own identity. I know all of you know what it’s like to be defined by your parents fame, can you imagine if that same fame was negative?”

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12 On being alone... Again.

“Did it occur to you to keep trying?” she sobbed, “I never, ever give up on you when you mess up Dom! And you mess up often, and royally! And I’m supposed to be perfect, and good, and in the background supporting everyone else! And he makes me feel like I might just be the starring role in my own life after all! And so you know what? I lied. I lied Dom! But I was going to tell you all, because I realised something when I visited him in hospital wing! The more I love my decisions the less I need you, or anyone else, to approve them!”

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13 Loyalty: It's a Gryffindor thing

“We’re making a point,” Said Roxie calmly, “They started this nonsense, we told them we were saving you a spot and they could like it or lump it.”

“In case you didn’t guess,” said Lily helpfully, “they chose to lump it.”

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14 The Magnanimous congratulations of Mr James Potter II.

He winked, “I knew you had a thing for me, but sorry Dominique my darling, I’m giving fidelity a fair shot.”

“Please, my sudden urge to hug you was more along the lines of, ‘oh no, someone whipped that poor innocent niffler’ let me go comfort it before it turns so vicious as a result of the trauma that it can never be re-homed.”

He chuckled, “is that some sort of sex game you play with Scamander? Who’s the niffler and who wields the whip?”

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15 In which Frisson becomes a verb

“Fadoobadahs!” I repeated desperately, “Are the saggy skin under middle aged women’s upper arms that look a bit like wings.”

“I hope,” said Aunt Ginny flatly, “That you aren’t trying to imply that anyone at this table has that particular problem.”

Oh god, Please kill me. 

“Or,” Added Maman, wrinkling her perfect forehead, “Zat you are not implying zat anyone at zis table is meedle aged!”

Yep. I’m screwed. 

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16 A constructive discussion free from the prejudice and misconception fostered by secrecy

Hugo, ignoring all of us, strode purposefully towards the garden shed.

“Where are you going?”

“To get my bat,” he said flatly.

“I’ll get the snitch,” said James grimly.

I sighed, “James, you do know they’re not actually having a Quidditch match right?”

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17 The list returns

Thus, we were all sitting in the Halloween feast when James, seated on his fastball machine which was being carried by four traumatised looking elves arrived in the feast and began firing off bludgers at random cackling hysterically at the destruction as everyone dived beneath tables and ran for their lives while he sat loudly shrieking “I am the Lizard Queen.”

It was one of the better Halloween feasts. 

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