Rating
Mature
Chapters
13
Words
Characters
Scorpius, Albus, Rose
Genre(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
501
Status
Completed
First Published
2009-06-11 19:51:03
Last Published Chapters
2009-12-17 20:53:42
Last Updated
2009-12-17 20:53:42
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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 EVEN HATS ARE OUT TO GET ME

CHAPTER ONE
this is kind of a short filler chapter, but still important
NEW AUTHOR'S NOTE ON THIS ONE!! READ IT!

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2 TWO YEARS LATER

CHAPTER TWO!

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3 DO I LOOK LIKE A FREAKING BARBIE?

CHAPTER THREE. 
Read on.

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4 JUST FREAKING ROSE, IS IT?

CHAPTER FOUR.
amazing summary, i know.

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5 FAST FORWARD: LAST HOGSMEADE VISIT IN FIFTH YEAR.

FIFTH CHAPTER
IF YOU WANT MORE, YOU'LL HAVE TO READ THE CHAPTER!
MWAH HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
no, seriously, just read it.

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6 I WOULD DIE IF I LOST YOU

CHAPTER SIX

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7 Al’S GENIUS PLAN. I SWEAR THAT KID KNOWS SOMETHING AND ISN’T TELLING US.

Al grinned evilly, and Scorpius and I exchanged a nervous glance.
“Perfect.” He cackled. We stared at him like he was crazy.
Wait.
He is.
"Here's what you gotta do," Al said.

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8 STOP ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW THAT SOMETHING DID!

How come whenever I try to have fun, I end up getting hurt?
This is karma, isn’t it?
ISN’T IT?
I KNOW YOU’RE OUT TO GET ME, KARMA!!
Look, karma, I don’t know what I did to make you hate me so much, but LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Please!
With a cherry on top?
Come on, you know you can’t resist that.

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9 DEFINE 'NORMAL FAMILY VACATION'...I DIDN'T KNOW SUCH A THING EXISTED.

Oh, she’s expecting an answer!
Quick, brain, come up with a witty and clever statement!
“Oh…uh…yeah.”
Wow, Scorpius. You leave the world in awe of your sharply witty and highly amusing retorts. Really, I don’t know how I come up with them.
Well, better luck next time.

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10 STUPID BUTT-ENHANCING HEELS

“Yes. “ Teddy pulled out a box and handed it to me. “But what if she doesn’t like it? What if she hates it and throws it away and tells me that she never wants to see me again?!” He looked slightly deranged now.
“You forgot, ‘And then, what if the world blows up?’” I joked. Okay, Teddy, this is your cue to laugh!
Aaand…LAUGH!
 Come on, that was funny!
…No?

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11 OREO LICKING CONTEST!!

“Pinkie promise?” Albus asked, sticking out his pinkie.
“Pinkie promise.” Scorpius and me chorused. We interlocked pinkies solemnly. Selena burst out laughing.
“You look like you’re taking an unbreakable oath or something!” She choked.
“The pinkie promise is a serious and ancient oath that we all take very seriously.” I said loftily.
She fought a smile. “Right. Very ancient.”

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12 FINALLY!

The title says it all.

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13 Epilogue: Forever

She never wants to see me again. This is it. Bye-bye Rose and Scorpius. I’ll grow old and turn into an old, miserly single old person all by myself.
I won’t ever marry or have children. I won’t ever get to be an overprotective fath –wait.

Did she just…

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