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Rating
Mature
Chapters
12
Words
37,127
Characters
James (II), OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse
Story Reviews
455
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2009-06-05 9:26pm
Last Chapter
2011-09-06 6:36am
Last Updated
2011-09-06 10:51am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Prologue: Another Show, Another Sickle

According to Raj's demon clock, I had to stretch out the next segment for an extra five minutes or so. Like that would ever be a problem. I could talk the pink off a pygmy puff.

1,733 69
2 Panache

The Morning Waffle has panache in abundance, although I definitely can’t claim all the credit for it. I’d be nothing without my crew. We’ve all got panache coming out of our every orifice.

2,918 47
3 A Bit of Friendly Competition

I had to say something, but it seemed I had lost all ability to speak. I believe that’s what you would call irony. It’s not nearly as humorous when it actually happens to you.

3,699 36
4 The Greater Weasley Family

You couldn’t move a wand’s length in any direction without bumping into a Weasley relative. We’d take over the world someday, I was sure of it.

3,519 35
5 Dastardly Dishy Dexter

I don’t know how he did it – he was shy and quiet and…well, not like a normal twenty-something bloke, that’s for sure. Girls loved him, though; they loved the sensitivity and the politeness and the rampant Hufflepuffness that was Dexter Fortescue.

3,908 33
6 Sweetheart Pants

James gave me a steady look. “If you buy the aforementioned pants, you are dead to me.”

3,494 41
7 Questionable Lifestyle Choices

Hugo always managed to look offensively debonair the morning after a night of excess. His hair was sticking up all over the place, but it looked like it had been styled that way on purpose; his shirt was artfully rumpled; and, most importantly, his face lacked the standard I-want-to-crawl-under-a-rock-and-die expression.

2,450 30
8 The Potter Persuasion

James sauntered back into the room, still wearing a towel. “Told you,” he said as I stared irritably at the phone.

I shrugged. “Ron will tell me everything. And put some trousers on, yeah? I find it weird I have to ask twice.”

2,045 35
9 Snappers, Creepers, and Other Things That Go Bump In the Night

"Awkward?” I guessed. “Creeper? Serial killer? Yes, Tibbs, he’s the Snapper.”

Actually, maybe he was the Snapper. He had that normal bloke next door, would never have suspected him in a million years persona. I’ll bet he secretly collected stamps. Homicidal nutters always have weird hobbies like stamp-collecting.

3,182 43
10 People Who Actually Get Paid to Do What They Do

“In my leisure time I enjoy taxidermy and puppetry.” Only Raj could say such things while keeping total composure.

3,521 31
11 That Rare Commodity, Excitement

I’ve never understood the term “settling down,” at least as it’s been applied to me. It presupposes that my life is currently a lot more exciting than it is. What exactly am I settling down from?

2,350 31
12 So a Seeker and a Radio Host Walk Into a Bar...

“Yes, James. I believe your brother is spending his money and almost nonexistent free time taking out a specific girl you dislike in an elaborate yet farfetched attempt to make you lose sleep at night. You sodding moron.”

4,308 24

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