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Filch, Lupin, McGonagall, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
General, Humor, Romance
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse
Story Reviews
First Published
2009-05-17 1:37am
Last Chapter
2010-07-06 9:41pm
Last Updated
2010-07-06 9:50pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Of Potions, First Years and Dungbombs

Because it wouldn't fit in the summary:
Winner of the Best Marauders Era and Finalist for the Best Comedy at The Golden Snitch awards!

Felix Felicis. Felix Felicis. What person in their right mind would give Sirius Black a vial of Felix Felicis?

1,341 35
2 Of Blocks of Cheese, Giant Squids and Liquid Luck

My eyes widened. “Wait - what?” It clicked. My jaw dropped and my eyes fell onto the block of cheese, sitting oh-so-innocently on the coffee table. “That’s a person?

1,499 33
3 Of Blasted-Ended Skrewts, Short Skirts and Not-So-Violent Redheads

Well. It really was a conundrum, that; Remus, king of the prudes, and his taste for tarty girls, like Lola...who seem to swarm at him like bees to honey. It was quite odd.

1,438 32
4 Of Stalking, Snogging Lola Turpin and Buns in the Oven

Hey, don’t judge me. When the object of your affections would rather eat dirt than be within ten feet of you, you don’t really have to think that through.

1,274 32
5 Of Great Escapes, Accusations and Consequences

“Did you, or did you not, show the first years where Hagrid keeps his Skwerts?” Her voice lashed out like a whip, destroying any remnants of confidence.


1,344 23
6 Of Sirius Idiots, Traitors and Lily Evans

Yes, it was woeful and, yes, it was miserable. No, I am not being dramatic and, no, I’m not a drama queen.

1,292 36
7 Of Pesky Prefects, Night Sneaking and Enchanted Mirrors

The Mirror of Erised? I had heard of it—every pureblood child had; my parents told me stories about it when I was a kid—but I thought it was the thing of legend. I never once thought it to be real; and I had never would have considered Hogwarts to be it’s hiding place.

1,697 26
8 Of Epiphanies, Smiles and Master Plans

I ginned at the parchment as I carefully scribbled down my proposition. “I think she liked it.”

This time, it was me whom Remus’ incredulous look was aimed at. “Really? What did she do?”

I took another bite of my apple. “Clocked me in the jaw.”

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