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    Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius, OC
    Primary Relationship
    Other Pairing
    Secondary Relationship(s)
    Fluff, Humor, Romance
    Next Generation
    Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
    Story Reviews
    First Published
    2009-02-12 4:44pm
    Last Chapter
    2013-04-16 7:48pm
    Last Updated
    2013-04-16 7:48pm

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    Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
    1 To the Hospital Wing (already)

    She winked.
    I tried to ignore it.
    She winked again and made an inappropriate gesture with her broom.
    Uh oh.

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    2 Woman Problems

    I should petition Sinatra for that. She hated sports. She’d never let me have it.

    I’d bet she’d let the Charms club have their own sodding bathroom.

    I would too, though. I felt bad for the gits, being in the Charms club and all that.

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    3 Auction

    It was strawberry and she held it against her red lips for longer than need be. Her checks indented slightly when she sucked on it.
    I blinked.
    There was no lollipop.

    4,629 61
    4 A Midnight Start (with grades)

    “Who’s she going to date then, Potter?” He spat out my last name like it was a disease. I had to point out my last name was an attractive one and if it was a disease it would be a beautiful one that made everyone happy and good at Quidditch.

    4,451 59
    5 Hogsmeade is for Lovers

    He rolled his eyes. “Potter, your antics never cease to amaze me. How you can get women to tolerate your idiocy is beyond me.”

    “It’s beyond you because of your own idiocy.”

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    6 In The Gutter

    It was probably the strawberry lotion she always tried to get me to put on. It wasn’t manly enough, though. I’d have to get some Mountain Rush or Ginormous Avalanche or Knife Wound.

    3,995 62
    7 Moving Foward

    Tactnia indeed.

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    8 Fort Ridiculously Brilliant and Super Wicked

    “When did you get put in charge?” Fred asked, obviously offended.

    “Right now, I’m manning things.”

    “It’s odd knowing I am currently being manned,” he replied offhandedly.

    3,952 44
    9 The Tornadoes & Dr. Legace

    “Who is good enough for me?”

    “No one.”

    “That’s fortunate,” she muttered and put cat ears on my head.

    4,437 44
    10 Hex, Hex, Detention (sucka)

    “James, what’re you doing on the floor?” Avery kicked me a little with her high heel.

    I groaned. “Erm,” I said. My robes were twisted around my legs and I found it difficult to regain composure and get up. “I was just inspecting—why, look! Did you know this was real straw? It is. It’s real darn straw. The real stuff. Go on, take a bite.”

    “I’m not taking a bite of the straw.” She smiled.

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    11 Liar, Liar, Doc on Fire

    They were bright and green and stupid Albus got the pretty eyes in my family. I’d have to yell at Mum for having brown eyes. I bet Avery didn’t think my eyes were pretty and green.

    Since they were brown.

    And not green.

    5,737 49
    12 Sunrise on Salmon Patties

    “Mum’s been teaching me a few things here or there.” Lily grinned. “But don’t tell anyone. Mum likes to let you think you’re the strongest Potter kid.” She snorted.

    “Lil? I think I might just love you.” I half-hugged her and dug into the food.

    4,804 50
    13 The Ramming of Fred Weasley

    "You have a friend that’s a girl. I have a friend that’s a girl.”

    “Don’t be looking at Avery now, you’re teammates.”

    “I was not looking at Avery!”

    I narrowed my eyes. “Then how did you know she was a girl?”

    4,804 57
    14 Allie-poo, Wessy Pessy, and a String Bean

    “That nickname might stick,” I wondered out loud.

    “Try it again,” said Fred.

    “Wessy Pessy.” Bink wrinkled his nose.

    “Nope,” I said. “Carry on.”

    5,374 53
    15 Preposterous Pink Puddifoots

    “Dating? She doesn't want to just date,” I said, panicked.

    Bink and Fred surveyed me, looked over to Avery, and then back to me.

    “And?” said Fred

    6,343 67
    16 Scare Tactics (and ants)

    “Does that mean you love your brother?” She giggled.

    “Potter boys don’t talk about love.”

    6,066 59
    17 Salads (Side of Slytherin)

    “Seriously, Edwards, you know how to make people’s lives fantastic. I should give third world countries your number, really.”

    “Five points for being cheeky.”

    I wanted to Emerson-punch him right there. Right in the face. In the mouth even.

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    18 Snowballs Bring Out the Honesty

    “Snow!” I cried. “Snow! Snow! Snow!”

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    19 Picking Bones

    Some people said the team was falling apart. Others said they wanted to try out after Bink and Meta took each other out. Some were talking about flobberworms. I thought Darwinism got rid of those Puffers already. Apparently not.

    4,879 47
    20 The Potter Family Extravaganza of Lurvv

    “I guess I should get to Lily’s room.”

    “Are you really going to sleep in there? I don’t think Lily and Rose expect you to seeing as you’ve stayed in there all of ten times since we’ve been mates.” I cocked a brow.

    “Do you want me to stay in here?”

    6,356 52
    21 Flashes (of Reality)

    “Aves, what are you doing?” I said, jumping back.

    “Oh, sorry!” She put it out quickly, saving enough for me to read who it was from and some hugs and kisses. “I didn’t think you wanted it.”

    9,187 72
    22 The Aftermath

    “Well,” I continued, “she snogged me last night. What do you think I should do about it?”

    More humming.

    This wasn’t getting me anywhere. Thanks, Victoria.

    4,716 57
    23 Wesley's Confidential Internal Issues

    "Oh, Jamie, this is so wonderful!”

    “Who the heck is Jamie?”

    She giggled. “It’s my nickname for you, silly! You can pick one for me. I am going to suggest sugar or darling or cutie pie.”

    7,670 47
    24 Eyeball Torture, A Shower, and Purple Silk

    I snorted. “You speak your mind, I punch your face. I think it’s a fair exchange,” I said. “We’ll both be hurting.”

    7,461 43
    25 Underground Tension (and Squiggles)

    Avery was toward the back of the group, laughing at a joke Wesley told. She hadn’t said anything to me since I saw her at the Alumni party. The tension was almost painful. Like cut it with a butter knife painful. Or a stick. Or a really dull pair of those scissors with the funny looking edges so you can cut in squiggles.

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    26 Falcon Cat

    “Well, there was hot fudge involved…no, not really, but for the purpose of this story, there will be.”

    5,489 43
    27 The Friend Zone

    It was partly because of Fred being such an idiot about Abigail, but partly because I wanted to spend time with her. Alone. Without everyone else there.

    She nodded toward the portrait hole.

    I threw my books in the air and ran out.

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    28 Not just Broken (Shattered)

    "Wear extra padding, Potter. We're gunning for you."

    3,724 67
    29 Another Kind of Courage

    “Gryffindors,” I said, putting a leg over my broom. “Let’s show them why we get gold instead of yellow.”

    4,724 49
    30 Kiss and Tell

    Avery had gone to bed early since she was exhausted and I couldn’t wait to see her. It was almost like I had little butterflies in my stomach.

    But something much more manly than butterflies. Like big rocks or pterodactyls.

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    31 Caught

    “Yes, because your mop of hair doesn’t give it away.” She rolled her eyes, slipping her gloved hand into my mittens.

    They were manly mittens, though. Scarlet and gold with little knit lions.

    Grandma Weasley made them.

    Manly mittens.

    6,056 39
    32 The Worst Type of Hypocrite

    “Not good,” I mumbled, turning back to Avery. “Nice knowing you.”

    “It was nice while it lasted.” To my surprise, the threat of death made her smile.

    “Just nice?”

    “Shut up.” She kissed my cheek. “McLaggen’s about to off us, remember?”

    7,068 52
    33 Laundry Trouble (and Company)

    I was in a pickle. Not just a regular pickle like I can’t remember the answer to a test question. Like an enormous pickle with a side of pickle and pickle to drink.

    6,431 45
    34 Language of Gentlemen

    “How long did you wait?” I asked, turning to look at them and almost toppling over.

    “Two dates,” Bink replied.

    “Twenty minutes,” Freddie said.

    6,529 75
    35 Abigail is a Finches Fan

    “World’s biggest Quiddtich buzzkill,” I mumbled. “Maybe we should though. Give Jordan a chance to bloody cool down. You stare too much, mate.”

    “She’s pretty.”

    “The correct answer was—I didn’t even know you had a sister, Captain, sir.”

    4,534 37
    36 Enemies

    “So you were sick and contagious and that’s why your team and the two Prefects did not make it to class.” Longbottom’s tone was forceful. Obvious.

    “Oh!” I cried. “Yes.”

    “Good.” He pressed his lips together. “I hope you feel better, Mr. Potter. Drink fluids and get to bed.”

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    37 Dance Dance

    “I’m her friend. Besides, she’s a third year.”

    “And you’re a fifth year!” I said, brows arching immediately. “I remember what kind of hormonal crap happened that year. It wasn’t pretty.”

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    38 Hurting Avery Flynn

    I leaned my head against her shoulder. “How do you hurt someone you care about so much?”

    “If you’re breaking up with Avery I am going to punch you right in the mouth, James.”

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    39 Yolkified

    “This is the first time you’ve really fallen for a girl.”

    “Fallen? I haven’t fallen anywhere. We just like to snog.”

    “You’re a git.”

    “She’s a good snogger. Whatever.”

    “May I suggest,” Lily said in a whisper, “When you talk to her, please don’t lead with that?”

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    40 Negative Seven

    I leaned down and took the tiny golden Snitch out of the trunk. “See this?” I said to the group of Seeker candidates. “This is what separates you from being ordinary and being a legend.”

    I let it go.

    6,443 32
    41 Quit Playing Games (with my Heart)

    Avery poked him again. “That’s not your business.”

    “You gunna forgive him?”

    “None of your business.”

    “You love him?”

    “Shut up, Bink.”

    6,281 44
    42 Getting Mushy

    “I never said love!” I cried. “I don’t love her! I don’t. I dont love anyone.”

    She raised a brow.

    “I love you!” I said, throwing my arms around her and laughing. “You’re my favorite.” I kissed her cheek. “And I’m not pining.”

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    43 Like Father (like son)

    I thought for a moment. “That Italian place up the street.”

    “I hate Italian.”

    “The Mexican place up the street.”


    “Gaia!” I cried. “Woman, tell me where I took you then!”

    4,272 32
    44 Back into Ravenclaws

    “She fancies me,” Fred said simply.

    “You’ve never spoken to her.”

    “Look. She’s looking at me.”

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    45 Explosion

    “James?” He pushed the blond hair out of his vibrant green eyes. He should have changed those. “What are you doing here?”

    “My Code is being broken,” I said.

    “What Code?”

    “Nevermind. Keep your nose out of my business.”

    6,727 45
    46 The Hospital Wing

    “Can I ask your advice?”

    “Yes, you should give your sweaters to the homeless.”

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    47 The Good-Luck Ducks

    Bink ran his fingers through his hair. “I definitely asked you out tonight.”

    She gaped at him. “You were serious?”

    5,206 32
    48 Prefect Duty

    “You want a kiss?” asked Bink from the couch. Several people laughed.

    “Sure. Where’s Amy?” I grinned.

    Fred threw a paper ball at me, but it missed. By like ten meters.

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    49 Sweet Sixteen

    Crafty, crafty woman.

    No, she couldn’t possibly be doing this on purpose.


    4,523 41
    50 Best Friends

    I looked down. “Let’s not talk about after graduation,” I said.

    “What do you want to talk about then?”

    “Here,” I replied. “Right now. Let’s just talk about now.”

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    51 She's the Talent

    “Does Wesley know you wear the pants in the relationship?”

    “That’s sexist, James,” she said. Then paused. “Yes, he does.”

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    52 You're a Quidditch Player


    That was all I wrote on the chalkboard.

    5,219 41
    53 A Complete and Utter Joke

    Stop freaking out, James. Just stop.

    3,115 27
    54 King Henrik

    I looked around at my team, thoughts centered on how far we had come together. We made it through dive-bomb Hufflepuffs and well-aimed hexes. Through balding experiences, Code-breaking, and things that threatened to break friendships. But we made it.

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