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    Fred, James (II), OC, OtherCanon
    Primary Relationship
    Secondary Relationship(s)
    OC/OC, Other Pairing
    Fluff, Humor, Romance
    Next Generation
    Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
    Story Reviews
    Work In Progress (WIP)
    First Published
    2009-01-27 5:29pm
    Last Chapter
    2010-06-11 7:36pm
    Last Updated
    2010-06-11 7:36pm

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    Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
    1 Unidentified Flying... Spoons?

    "Hogwarts,” I correct and she looks at me in confusion, blinking stupidly. “We’re not in France anymore.”  

    2,129 24
    2 Prattling Around

    “Did you trip me?” I demand, taking a small step away from him and folding my arms angrily.
    “I couldn’t resist,” James chortles while I narrow my eyes. 
    And then, gathering my fallen trunk, I strut off.
    That’s right, I strutted.

    2,158 18
    3 Alright, Quasi?

    Miss McGarry stops and produces a long scroll from her pocket and clears her throat.
    “Mollie Pert. Fifth Year. Transferred here from Beuxbatons.”
     Oh my God.
    I was so busy staring gormlessly at the ceiling that I’d missed what we were meant to do.
    Wow, I bet that looked attractive.

    4,129 14
    4 Scary Kisses

    Of course.
    “I like your shoes.”
    I look down at my scuffed, cheap, white plimsolls.
    James looks down, too, apparently noticing for the first time.
     He looks surprised.

    4,513 17
    5 Cute, Little Face

    “You’re heartless!” He cries to me as I pull him through the doorway, trying to find the Great Hall. “Didn't you see his cute little face when his daddy died! How could you not cry at that?!”
    “Because, James, it turns out that I am more man than you,” I announce proudly.

    2,047 15
    6 Chopping Skills

    James demonstrates, showing us him with his nose all scrunched up. The class laugh at him encouragingly.
    Oh, God, do I really do like that? Not that I’m saying that it didn’t look good on him. But James can pretty much look good doing whatever.
    I, on the other hand, look stupid.

    3,793 20
    7 Oodle about Quidditch

    “Oi, Mollie, get up! Everyone’s staring at your arse!” Dom bellows and I straighten up quickly, blushing furiously.
    Thanks for that, Dom. Seriously.

    4,583 23
    8 Nether Regions

    “Did you just growl?” James sniggers which anybody apart from James Potter would have known not to do when being pinned to the floor by an over-hormonal, dripping wet fifteen-year old girl.

    4,016 10
    9 Saved My Chops

    “Shut up,” I snap. What is it with me and ‘shut up’ today? You’d think someone could come up with a better comeback than telling someone to quieten down in a rude way.
    God. “What the hell is your problem?” I demand in my pissy voice, folding my arms to hide my quivering hands.

    3,304 26
    10 Hot Hufflepuff

    “I kissed your cousin!” I blurt out desperately.
    Dom’s head snaps towards me and she looks surprised for a moment; her lips parted in a slightly comical ‘o.’
    Maybe her reaction will be better than I thou-.
    “YOU DID WHAT?!”

    4,433 18
    11 Three mistakes. Uh-oh

    Why can’t I keep up a grudge for more than half an hour? It’s totally ridiculous. “Er, I mean; shut up and die.”
    Nice one.

    4,016 30
    12 Bye, Birdy

    James gives me a confused look, then. “Why are you in detention?”
    “What did you mean by that?”
    “You’re never in detention. So what did you do?”
    “I, er.... slapped Freddie’s arm.”

    3,584 53
    13 Ladybird

    “I’m not desperate,” I pull a face at him. “Mollie Pert doesn’t get jealous.”
    “You’re doing the third person thing again.”
    “Well,” I reply, also pulling out my wand as the teacher counts down from three. “You started it with ‘Fred-Meister.’”

    4,966 22
    14 Ignored Advice

    Dom doesn’t listen, instead moves her shaking (in anger, I suspect) hand to her pocket, and produces her wand. “Get out,” Dom snarls, sparks emitting dangerously from the tip of her wand.

    6,063 22
    15 Happy Birthday

    Apparently, sulking runs in the Weasley family.

    3,610 23
    16 Avoiding

    “Er…” I begin, pushing my hand through my knotty hair, trying to bring up a conversation. The people around us automatically resume their conversation and I hear a loud guffaw from my right. “Have a nice Christmas.”

    As always, originality is my strong point.

    2,805 18
    17 Veil

    Living in my house, it’s a wonder how I’m sane.

    5,102 45


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