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Secondary Relationship(s)
Drama, General, Romance
Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
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Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2009-01-05 12:12pm
Last Chapter
2010-08-28 2:43pm
Last Updated
2010-08-28 2:43pm

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1 The Bet

“I don't care if he's you twin brother," I cried. “He is an arrogant toe-rag, who treats no one with respect, especially girls. ("Ever the feminist," Alice muttered.) He pulls pranks on people for no good reason and doesn't follow any rules. Him and his friend get anything that want by charming the teachers. " I continued my rant for about 2 more minutes until my friends cried:

"SHUT-UP!" I quieted down immediately.

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2 Seducing James and Fluttering Stomachs

  What Black is known for is being the heartthrob of Hogwarts. His black hair falls elegantly into his stormy blue-sapphire eyes, that always made girls swooned.  And by girls, I mean sluts, whore etc. You get the point. His tanned skin and rock hard abs from all those years of playing Beater on the Qudditch didn’t help either. It just seemed to make girls like him even more.  Which I don’t really get, I mean, Blacks as sensitive as the spoon I’m using right now to spoon cereal in my mouth.

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3 James Has Changed

I told him he looked like a scholar. He just laughed again. You know, one of those annoying laughs that tell you that the person thinks you’re cute.

I hate those laughs.

“Stop patronizing me, Remus,” I said, pouting. He might as well ruffle my hair.

And no one’s allowed to ruffle my hair.


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4 Getting Stubborn People Together

“UGH!” I groaned, putting my head in my hands. I rubbed the palms of my hands over my eyelids, so hard that when I opened my eyes, I saw stars. I shook my head, and when I didn’t see black blobs anymore, I saw a grinning face looking at me. A grinning face which happened to belong to the brother of the person I saw trying to get with the biggest player Hogwarts has.

Oh joy.

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5 Making A Plan and Flirty Banter

"Giving you flowers is realistic.”

    “No, that’s just cliché.”

    “But,” James said in a sing song voice, “cliché is realistic.”

    “It is not,” I snapped, turning my head down. “It’s utterly ridiculous, and if you give me flowers, I will burn them.”


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6 The Prefect's Meeting

“Evans, but call me Lily.”

“Okay, Misses Evans.” Taffy walked off, evidently getting my chocolate.

That nasty little bugger didn’t call me Lily!

New mission: Get Taffy to call me Lily.

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7 Bathroom Meetings

“It’s okay, Lily,” James reassured me, resting a hand on my shoulder.

“It’s not okay,” I shrilled.

He chuckled.

“You know,” I began, still uncomfortable, “this door should really have a lock on it.”

Silence, yet again.

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8 Potions With Lucas

“Yeah,well,” I swallowed. “I, sorta,… kissed him,” I whispered.

Alice stared at me. “You kissed him?”


“You kissed him?”


“You, Lily Evans, kissed, him, James Potter?”

“YES! “ I yell exasperatedly, “are we clear on that now?”

“Just to clarify… You kissed him right?”

I threw a pillow at her.

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9 Sexual Deprivation & Detention

“You know, I really don’t get why you don’t have a girlfriend, Remy,” I told him bluntly. “You’re quite sexy, and really nice, and can be flity. I’d date you if I felt sexually attracted to you, which I don’t. Because I think of you as my brother. A very hot brother who needs to get one hot sexy girlfriend. Who could be me, but, as I mentioned earlier, I’m not into you, sorry.”

Silence for a moment as Remus digests the crap that just released itself from the contraption known as my mouth.

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10 Hello Faye.

Alice snorts again. “Since when have you cared about other people?”

“I do care about other people!” I say indignantly.  “I’m the Head Girl!”

“Why, I do not know,” Alice ponders.

“Haha,” I say dryly, “hilarious.”

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