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Teddy, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, Victoire
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Drama, Humor, Romance
Next Generation
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
First Published
2008-12-14 6:16pm
Last Chapter
2012-02-17 12:00am
Last Updated
2020-06-17 6:00pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 A Beginning Of Sorts

Blackmail works. I think there should be an entire chapter on blackmail in those parenting books.

3,950 454
2 Welcome To My World

Have I finally, after threatening to so many times, crossed the line into crazy town?

3,744 308
3 The Crup And The Cow

He’s going to be Minister for Magic, and there’ll be articles in The Daily Prophet about Minister Weasley’s crazy, hairy-legged mother.

4,300 283
4 O Come Let Us Abhor Him

You can't spell sympathetic without 'pathetic'.

4,337 214
5 New Years, Old Years, They're All The Same

I feel I may be going down a dark road...

4,577 247
6 Where Have All The Fishies Gone?

Silence. An awkward sort of silence. The kind of silence you wish somebody would fart through just to break it.

2,858 221
7 A Case Of Foot-In-Mouth Disease

Nobody puts Rose-and-baby in the corner.

4,151 224
8 Confessions

You can’t enjoy a Christmas party in the middle of January without being at least a little bit tipsy.

3,228 282
9 Disaster

Really, my parents did a rubbish job with me. They should be ashamed of themselves.

3,670 300
10 Unwelcomed Changes

It’s the final countdown.

4,528 266
11 Disclosure

He continues looking at me for a moment. “I really don’t get your sense of humour sometimes,” he concludes.

3,701 223
12 Compromise

Fame may be fickle, but it hasn’t met Auntie Audrey.

3,262 207
13 Weekend At Jenny's: Part I

Forget pink feather boas and ‘L’ plates – we have ham and cheese sandwiches.

3,651 269
14 Weekend At Jenny's: Part II

Too much of female company can drive you mad fairly quickly.

4,511 326
15 Build Up

Men are definitely overrated.

3,944 228
16 Nuptial Catastrophe

I can tell that this is one of those moments where I come so close to killing James Potter, it’s scary.

6,181 421
17 Repercussions

That would seriously depress me if a Muggle learned to apparate before I do.

3,464 239
18 A Time For Wine

“Come on Hermione, everyone knows that behind every pig-headed man there’s a devil woman pulling the strings.”

3,760 424
19 Dirt

I suppose no woman really wants to be like their mother, especially if their mother is a first class geek with bad hair.

3,549 248
20 Daughter Dearest

“A lot of people tried to kill my parents,” I point out. Even I’ve tried to kill my parents.

4,484 241
21 Trials and Tribulations

Even if today wasn’t the day I could potentially lose my son, I’m pretty sure I’d be depressed anyway about turning another year older.

4,932 313
22 Cry And Cry Again

Ice-cream was created to make even the worst of mothers feel good for a little while.

3,631 391
23 Return To Hogwarts

Staying at the empty flat just depresses and angers me, and since I’m already an angry person in general, I don’t think it’ll be too long before I snap and murder somebody. I hope it’s Molly.

3,307 245
24 Arrogance

It's practically suffocating.

3,124 247
25 Turning Tables

In what demented twist of fate did I end up on Daisy’s side in all of this?

3,527 274
26 Slightly Deranged

Yet another adjective used to describe Rose Weasley.

2,748 339
27 Intervention

When Sybill Trelawney made a prediction that one person must die at the hand of another, for neither can live while the other survives, she must have been talking about James Potter and me.

3,781 575
28 A New Direction

Hugo, who wore eyeliner and fingerless gloves for two whole years, has better fashion sense than Auntie Audrey.

4,795 418
29 Awkward.

I invented awkward.

5,766 425
30 The Contenders

“You can’t just let him ride off into the sunset on some cow!”

3,718 603
31 Double Negative

 I'm a grown up!

I did not see this coming. 

4,785 237
32 The Other Side of Normality

 In my defence, when I told the stories, I was always the one who came off looking like the good guy. 

3,271 225
33 Yet Another Emotional Breakdown

 Classic Rose Weasley.

4,406 252
34 Endings

 “You know Rose, it was only a matter of time before you flipped out and left the country.”

6,112 249
35 Epilogue

 Harry Potter might be good at saving the world, but he did a rather awful job of procreating.

4,570 630


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