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A Beginning Of Sorts
Blackmail works. I think there should be an entire chapter on blackmail in those parenting books.
Welcome To My World
Have I finally, after threatening to so many times, crossed the line into crazy town?
The Crup And The Cow
He’s going to be Minister for Magic, and there’ll be articles in The Daily Prophet about Minister Weasley’s crazy, hairy-legged mother.
O Come Let Us Abhor Him
You can't spell sympathetic without 'pathetic'.
New Years, Old Years, They're All The Same
I feel I may be going down a dark road...
Where Have All The Fishies Gone?
Silence. An awkward sort of silence. The kind of silence you wish somebody would fart through just to break it.
A Case Of Foot-In-Mouth Disease
Nobody puts Rose-and-baby in the corner.
You can’t enjoy a Christmas party in the middle of January without being at least a little bit tipsy.
Really, my parents did a rubbish job with me. They should be ashamed of themselves.
It’s the final countdown.
He continues looking at me for a moment. “I really don’t get your sense of humour sometimes,” he concludes.
Fame may be fickle, but it hasn’t met Auntie Audrey.
Weekend At Jenny's: Part I
Forget pink feather boas and ‘L’ plates – we have ham and cheese sandwiches.
Weekend At Jenny's: Part II
Too much of female company can drive you mad fairly quickly.
Men are definitely overrated.
I can tell that this is one of those moments where I come so close to killing James Potter, it’s scary.
That would seriously depress me if a Muggle learned to apparate before I do.
A Time For Wine
“Come on Hermione, everyone knows that behind every pig-headed man there’s a devil woman pulling the strings.”
I suppose no woman really wants to be like their mother, especially if their mother is a first class geek with bad hair.
“A lot of people tried to kill my parents,” I point out. Even I’ve tried to kill my parents.
Trials and Tribulations
Even if today wasn’t the day I could potentially lose my son, I’m pretty sure I’d be depressed anyway about turning another year older.
Cry And Cry Again
Ice-cream was created to make even the worst of mothers feel good for a little while.
Return To Hogwarts
Staying at the empty flat just depresses and angers me, and since I’m already an angry person in general, I don’t think it’ll be too long before I snap and murder somebody. I hope it’s Molly.
It's practically suffocating.
In what demented twist of fate did I end up on Daisy’s side in all of this?
Yet another adjective used to describe Rose Weasley.
When Sybill Trelawney made a prediction that one person must die at the hand of another, for neither can live while the other survives, she must have been talking about James Potter and me.
A New Direction
Hugo, who wore eyeliner and fingerless gloves for two whole years, has better fashion sense than Auntie Audrey.
I invented awkward.
“You can’t just let him ride off into the sunset on some cow!”
I'm a grown up!
The Other Side of Normality
In my defence, when I told the stories, I was always the one who came off looking like the good guy.
Yet Another Emotional Breakdown
Classic Rose Weasley.
“You know Rose, it was only a matter of time before you flipped out and left the country.”
Harry Potter might be good at saving the world, but he did a rather awful job of procreating.
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