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    Rating
    Mature
    Chapters
    35
    Words
    142,323
    Characters
    Teddy, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, Victoire
    Primary Relationship
    Rose/Scorpius
    Secondary Relationship(s)
    Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
    Genre(s)
    Drama, Humor, Romance
    Era
    Next Generation
    Advisory
    Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
    Story Reviews
    11,073
    Status
    Completed
    First Published
    2008-12-14 6:16pm
    Last Chapter
    2012-02-17 12:00am
    Last Updated
    2020-06-17 6:00pm

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    Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
    1 A Beginning Of Sorts

    Blackmail works. I think there should be an entire chapter on blackmail in those parenting books.
     

    3,950 454
    2 Welcome To My World

    Have I finally, after threatening to so many times, crossed the line into crazy town?

    3,744 308
    3 The Crup And The Cow

    He’s going to be Minister for Magic, and there’ll be articles in The Daily Prophet about Minister Weasley’s crazy, hairy-legged mother.

    4,300 283
    4 O Come Let Us Abhor Him

    You can't spell sympathetic without 'pathetic'.
     

    4,337 215
    5 New Years, Old Years, They're All The Same

    I feel I may be going down a dark road...

    4,577 247
    6 Where Have All The Fishies Gone?

    Silence. An awkward sort of silence. The kind of silence you wish somebody would fart through just to break it.

    2,858 221
    7 A Case Of Foot-In-Mouth Disease

    Nobody puts Rose-and-baby in the corner.

    4,151 224
    8 Confessions

    You can’t enjoy a Christmas party in the middle of January without being at least a little bit tipsy.

    3,228 282
    9 Disaster

    Really, my parents did a rubbish job with me. They should be ashamed of themselves.

    3,670 300
    10 Unwelcomed Changes

    It’s the final countdown.
     

    4,528 267
    11 Disclosure

    He continues looking at me for a moment. “I really don’t get your sense of humour sometimes,” he concludes.

    3,701 223
    12 Compromise

    Fame may be fickle, but it hasn’t met Auntie Audrey.

    3,262 208
    13 Weekend At Jenny's: Part I

    Forget pink feather boas and ‘L’ plates – we have ham and cheese sandwiches.

    3,651 271
    14 Weekend At Jenny's: Part II

    Too much of female company can drive you mad fairly quickly.

    4,511 327
    15 Build Up

    Men are definitely overrated.
     

    3,944 229
    16 Nuptial Catastrophe

    I can tell that this is one of those moments where I come so close to killing James Potter, it’s scary.

    6,181 422
    17 Repercussions

    That would seriously depress me if a Muggle learned to apparate before I do.

    3,464 240
    18 A Time For Wine

    “Come on Hermione, everyone knows that behind every pig-headed man there’s a devil woman pulling the strings.”

    3,760 425
    19 Dirt

    I suppose no woman really wants to be like their mother, especially if their mother is a first class geek with bad hair.

    3,549 249
    20 Daughter Dearest

    “A lot of people tried to kill my parents,” I point out. Even I’ve tried to kill my parents.

    4,484 242
    21 Trials and Tribulations

    Even if today wasn’t the day I could potentially lose my son, I’m pretty sure I’d be depressed anyway about turning another year older.

    4,932 315
    22 Cry And Cry Again

    Ice-cream was created to make even the worst of mothers feel good for a little while.
     

    3,631 392
    23 Return To Hogwarts

    Staying at the empty flat just depresses and angers me, and since I’m already an angry person in general, I don’t think it’ll be too long before I snap and murder somebody. I hope it’s Molly.

    3,307 245
    24 Arrogance

    It's practically suffocating.

    3,124 247
    25 Turning Tables

    In what demented twist of fate did I end up on Daisy’s side in all of this?
     

    3,527 275
    26 Slightly Deranged

    Yet another adjective used to describe Rose Weasley.
     

    2,748 339
    27 Intervention

    When Sybill Trelawney made a prediction that one person must die at the hand of another, for neither can live while the other survives, she must have been talking about James Potter and me.
     

    3,781 575
    28 A New Direction

    Hugo, who wore eyeliner and fingerless gloves for two whole years, has better fashion sense than Auntie Audrey.
     

    4,795 419
    29 Awkward.

    I invented awkward.
     

    5,766 427
    30 The Contenders

    “You can’t just let him ride off into the sunset on some cow!”

    3,718 604
    31 Double Negative

     I'm a grown up!

    I did not see this coming. 

    4,785 238
    32 The Other Side of Normality

     In my defence, when I told the stories, I was always the one who came off looking like the good guy. 

    3,271 226
    33 Yet Another Emotional Breakdown

     Classic Rose Weasley.

    4,406 253
    34 Endings

     “You know Rose, it was only a matter of time before you flipped out and left the country.”

    6,112 250
    35 Epilogue

     Harry Potter might be good at saving the world, but he did a rather awful job of procreating.

    4,570 631

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