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Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
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1 |
A Beginning Of Sorts Blackmail works. I think there should be an entire chapter on blackmail in those parenting books. |
3,950 | 454 |
2 |
Welcome To My World Have I finally, after threatening to so many times, crossed the line into crazy town? |
3,744 | 308 |
3 |
The Crup And The Cow He’s going to be Minister for Magic, and there’ll be articles in The Daily Prophet about Minister Weasley’s crazy, hairy-legged mother. |
4,300 | 283 |
4 |
O Come Let Us Abhor Him You can't spell sympathetic without 'pathetic'. |
4,337 | 215 |
5 |
New Years, Old Years, They're All The Same I feel I may be going down a dark road... |
4,577 | 247 |
6 |
Where Have All The Fishies Gone? Silence. An awkward sort of silence. The kind of silence you wish somebody would fart through just to break it. |
2,858 | 221 |
7 |
A Case Of Foot-In-Mouth Disease Nobody puts Rose-and-baby in the corner. |
4,151 | 224 |
8 |
Confessions You can’t enjoy a Christmas party in the middle of January without being at least a little bit tipsy. |
3,228 | 282 |
9 |
Disaster Really, my parents did a rubbish job with me. They should be ashamed of themselves. |
3,670 | 300 |
10 |
Unwelcomed Changes It’s the final countdown. |
4,528 | 267 |
11 |
Disclosure He continues looking at me for a moment. “I really don’t get your sense of humour sometimes,” he concludes. |
3,701 | 223 |
12 |
Compromise Fame may be fickle, but it hasn’t met Auntie Audrey. |
3,262 | 208 |
13 |
Weekend At Jenny's: Part I Forget pink feather boas and ‘L’ plates – we have ham and cheese sandwiches. |
3,651 | 271 |
14 |
Weekend At Jenny's: Part II Too much of female company can drive you mad fairly quickly. |
4,511 | 327 |
15 |
Build Up Men are definitely overrated. |
3,944 | 229 |
16 |
Nuptial Catastrophe I can tell that this is one of those moments where I come so close to killing James Potter, it’s scary. |
6,181 | 422 |
17 |
Repercussions That would seriously depress me if a Muggle learned to apparate before I do. |
3,464 | 240 |
18 |
A Time For Wine “Come on Hermione, everyone knows that behind every pig-headed man there’s a devil woman pulling the strings.” |
3,760 | 425 |
19 |
Dirt I suppose no woman really wants to be like their mother, especially if their mother is a first class geek with bad hair. |
3,549 | 249 |
20 |
Daughter Dearest “A lot of people tried to kill my parents,” I point out. Even I’ve tried to kill my parents. |
4,484 | 242 |
21 |
Trials and Tribulations Even if today wasn’t the day I could potentially lose my son, I’m pretty sure I’d be depressed anyway about turning another year older. |
4,932 | 315 |
22 |
Cry And Cry Again Ice-cream was created to make even the worst of mothers feel good for a little while. |
3,631 | 392 |
23 |
Return To Hogwarts Staying at the empty flat just depresses and angers me, and since I’m already an angry person in general, I don’t think it’ll be too long before I snap and murder somebody. I hope it’s Molly. |
3,307 | 245 |
24 |
Arrogance It's practically suffocating. |
3,124 | 247 |
25 |
Turning Tables In what demented twist of fate did I end up on Daisy’s side in all of this? |
3,527 | 275 |
26 |
Slightly Deranged Yet another adjective used to describe Rose Weasley. |
2,748 | 339 |
27 |
Intervention When Sybill Trelawney made a prediction that one person must die at the hand of another, for neither can live while the other survives, she must have been talking about James Potter and me. |
3,781 | 575 |
28 |
A New Direction Hugo, who wore eyeliner and fingerless gloves for two whole years, has better fashion sense than Auntie Audrey. |
4,795 | 419 |
29 |
Awkward. I invented awkward. |
5,766 | 427 |
30 |
The Contenders “You can’t just let him ride off into the sunset on some cow!” |
3,718 | 604 |
31 |
Double Negative I'm a grown up! |
4,785 | 238 |
32 |
The Other Side of Normality In my defence, when I told the stories, I was always the one who came off looking like the good guy. |
3,271 | 226 |
33 |
Yet Another Emotional Breakdown Classic Rose Weasley. |
4,406 | 253 |
34 |
Endings “You know Rose, it was only a matter of time before you flipped out and left the country.” |
6,112 | 250 |
35 |
Epilogue Harry Potter might be good at saving the world, but he did a rather awful job of procreating. |
4,570 | 631 |
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