Teddy, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, Victoire
Drama, Humor, Romance
Next Generation
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
First Published
2008-12-14 18:16:47
Last Published Chapters
2012-02-28 15:39:21
Last Updated
2012-02-28 15:39:21
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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 A Beginning Of Sorts

Blackmail works. I think there should be an entire chapter on blackmail in those parenting books.

3950 455
2 Welcome To My World

Have I finally, after threatening to so many times, crossed the line into crazy town?

3744 308
3 The Crup And The Cow

He’s going to be Minister for Magic, and there’ll be articles in The Daily Prophet about Minister Weasley’s crazy, hairy-legged mother.

4300 283
4 O Come Let Us Abhor Him

You can't spell sympathetic without 'pathetic'.

4337 215
5 New Years, Old Years, They're All The Same

I feel I may be going down a dark road...

4577 248
6 Where Have All The Fishies Gone?

Silence. An awkward sort of silence. The kind of silence you wish somebody would fart through just to break it.

2858 222
7 A Case Of Foot-In-Mouth Disease

Nobody puts Rose-and-baby in the corner.

4151 225
8 Confessions

You can’t enjoy a Christmas party in the middle of January without being at least a little bit tipsy.

3228 283
9 Disaster

Really, my parents did a rubbish job with me. They should be ashamed of themselves.

3670 302
10 Unwelcomed Changes

It’s the final countdown.

4528 269
11 Disclosure

He continues looking at me for a moment. “I really don’t get your sense of humour sometimes,” he concludes.

3701 225
12 Compromise

Fame may be fickle, but it hasn’t met Auntie Audrey.

3262 209
13 Weekend At Jenny's: Part I

Forget pink feather boas and ‘L’ plates – we have ham and cheese sandwiches.

3651 272
14 Weekend At Jenny's: Part II

Too much of female company can drive you mad fairly quickly.

4511 330
15 Build Up

Men are definitely overrated.

3944 231
16 Nuptial Catastrophe

I can tell that this is one of those moments where I come so close to killing James Potter, it’s scary.

6181 426
17 Repercussions

That would seriously depress me if a Muggle learned to apparate before I do.

3464 240
18 A Time For Wine

“Come on Hermione, everyone knows that behind every pig-headed man there’s a devil woman pulling the strings.”

3760 427
19 Dirt

I suppose no woman really wants to be like their mother, especially if their mother is a first class geek with bad hair.

3549 252
20 Daughter Dearest

“A lot of people tried to kill my parents,” I point out. Even I’ve tried to kill my parents.

4484 244
21 Trials and Tribulations

Even if today wasn’t the day I could potentially lose my son, I’m pretty sure I’d be depressed anyway about turning another year older.

4932 318
22 Cry And Cry Again

Ice-cream was created to make even the worst of mothers feel good for a little while.

3631 390
23 Return To Hogwarts

Staying at the empty flat just depresses and angers me, and since I’m already an angry person in general, I don’t think it’ll be too long before I snap and murder somebody. I hope it’s Molly.

3307 244
24 Arrogance

It's practically suffocating.

3124 249
25 Turning Tables

In what demented twist of fate did I end up on Daisy’s side in all of this?

3527 278
26 Slightly Deranged

Yet another adjective used to describe Rose Weasley.

2748 339
27 Intervention

When Sybill Trelawney made a prediction that one person must die at the hand of another, for neither can live while the other survives, she must have been talking about James Potter and me.

3781 576
28 A New Direction

Hugo, who wore eyeliner and fingerless gloves for two whole years, has better fashion sense than Auntie Audrey.

4795 419
29 Awkward.

I invented awkward.

5766 426
30 The Contenders

“You can’t just let him ride off into the sunset on some cow!”

3718 605
31 Double Negative

 I'm a grown up!

I did not see this coming. 

4785 238
32 The Other Side of Normality

 In my defence, when I told the stories, I was always the one who came off looking like the good guy. 

3271 225
33 Yet Another Emotional Breakdown

 Classic Rose Weasley.

4406 252
34 Endings

 “You know Rose, it was only a matter of time before you flipped out and left the country.”

6112 251
35 Epilogue

 Harry Potter might be good at saving the world, but he did a rather awful job of procreating.

4254 629


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