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Rating
Mature
Chapters
16
Words
36,232
Characters
Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Rose, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Rose/Scorpius, James/OC
Genre(s)
Humor
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
523
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2008-10-18 1:45pm
Last Chapter
2011-04-08 11:00am
Last Updated
2011-04-08 11:00am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Confessions of genius best mates, blond-haired cousins and peacocks

There are three things very wrong with my life:
(1) I am in love with Albus Severus Potter.
(2) I cannot be near him without doing or saying something stupid. For example, the time I turned him into a peacock. (I was actually aiming for my lovely cousin, Scorpius Malfoy). And for some odd reason he turned a violent shade of red, I still have no idea why… perhaps he’s allergic to peacock feathers?
(3) And, oh yeah, my supposed best pal, Eleanor just accidentally announced my love for him. I may kill her.

1,525 51
2 Confessions of sarcasm, confusion and nearby bushes

Because, just as he was about to continue his sentence, I promptly collapsed… and rolled into a nearby bush.

1,964 49
3 Confessions of explosions, maneaters and lake-pushing

"Merlin's baggy blue kilt, what on earth happened to you?"

2,018 38
4 Confessions of thickos, stalkers and lesbians

"But, I've come to say that I will be your number one supporter through this endeavor."

1,674 37
5 Confessions of mental lists, awkward silences and screaming

Why, yes, I am insane, thank you for asking.

2,248 36
6 Confessions of makeovers, idiocy and Quidditch practice

Oh. My. God. I am going to hell.

2,611 29
7 Confessions of potions, juice boxes and more revelations

Merlin, why do you hate me so much? It’s because I’m blonde, isn’t it?!

1,747 28
8 Confessions of top secrets, confusion and broom closets

Oh my god, he’s in love with Albus. The Witch Weekly magazine was a sign.

1,214 37
9 Confessions of pick-up lines, Scorpius' serenade and arguments

Meanwhile, inside the mind of Scorpius Hyperion *snort* Malfoy…

2,144 42
10 Confessions of spoons, blond stalkers and broom closets

He looks at me one last time and just as our lips are about to meet — I hiccup. Yes, I hiccup. Why, Merlin, why??

3,241 31
11 Confessions of running, flirting and lying

“Eleanor, you sound smarter when you don’t speak.”

2,055 32
12 Confessions of frogs, punches and questions

“I only tried to waltz with her,” says Scorpius, “We’re going to be doing it at our wedding anyways.”

2,472 31
13 Confessions of family time, kisses and eavesdropping

Eleanor screams and runs toward me, tackling me over into the snow. She lands on top of me and then… her lips land on mine.

4,029 27
14 Confessions of depression, cousins and punches

I open the door to see Briony and Siobhan and a… drag queen?

…Oh, wait, that’s just Auburn.

2,930 26
15 Confessions of treacle tarts, dresses and parties

“You dropped it?”

“And then I fell on it.”

2,757 7
16 Confessions of pubs, kissing and proclamations of love

Albus cuts me off by leaning down and pressing his lips to mine.

1,603 22

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