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In One Ear
'And on and on she went all the while Black and Potter stood behind McGonagall’s back miming what she was saying,'
'at times she could be the most inane idiot.'
A Million Ways To Be Cruel
''Very well, you were insulting me, I believe.’ He answered coolly sitting back in his seat.’
Everything Is Average Nowadays
'He shook the hair that had fallen into his left eye, so as to better his view of his prey, and let a smile grace his almost pouting lips before his fun began.'
''Just because you feel it necessary to fall off your chair to try and gain my attention Stebbins, doesn’t mean you need to blame me.’'
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked
'‘Just because you’ve never seen any underwear other than your own,’ I replied stepping closer to him, refusing to loose face ‘and of course when you’re taking off Black’s.’'
I Stand Corrected
'‘I make it my mission in life to avoid all four of them, in the same way Black avoids the STI clinic.’'
Smile Like You Mean It
'They continued pottering about like 80 year old women, muttering to one another, most probably about the new knitting pattern that had appeared in this weeks ‘Witch Age’ magazine,'
‘He’s already seen me pumpkin head.’ I said rolling my eyes again.
Do Me A Favour
'Annie and I called it the James Potter effect.'
'She practically bounded over to us, in the least graceful manner I had ever seen a human with two legs exert, before she stumbled and tripped over a pile of rejected outfits, falling flat on her face at our feet.'
One (Blake's Got A New Face)
'Neither backing down, both pitched for full on war.'
'And still all she could do was sit there gaping at me like so highly unattractive, old fish.'
'her appearance showed no signs that she had drank her body weight in firewhiskey'
'‘You looked flushed dear.’'
"My, my Stebbins did you forgot to put on your dress tonight?"
She's Got Me Dancing
'I appeared to be living a reoccurring situation; wearing an uncomfortable dress, in uncomfortable circumstances, waiting on uncomfortable guests. '
"I think she said ‘keep your knickers on Professor’,’ Potter said loudly.'
I Need Air
'This was why I never attended Quidditch matches.'
‘Bloody hell! You look awful Stebbins, that nose really is well and truly mangled isn’t it?’ ... ‘oh no wait that’s how it’s always been, how unfortunate.’
Welcome To The Jungle
‘Oh were Lupin and Pettigrew there to just hold your handbags and accessories?’ I said sarcastically.'
WHAT ON EARTH WAS I SAYING? I WANTED RID OF THIS IDIOT AND HIS ASSOCIATION WITH MY BABY SISTER! WHAT MUTANT HAD TAKEN OVER MY MOUTH
‘Oh really Potter? Because I had a feeling Lily thought Montgomery was the best looking boy in Hogwarts.’ I said eager for him to bite back at my remark.
"there was no way her mother and father were tangerines – that colour was definitely from a potion bottle"
Daniel in the Den
'And there was no stopping the boy, he was on a roll, things that he had clearly being dying to say since ‘third or fourth year’ were finally all coming out now in this one long outburst.'
"Oh please it’s Charlie! Of course it’s going to go that far!’ I hissed in a deathly tone, frustrated at the whole situation.'
Hold On, We're Going Home
'I was interested to see how far he would go with this; a game of chicken if you will.'
"Look we all know where she was, so stop making this any more uncomfortable than it already is." I said loudly looking pointedly at the four boys around me.'
'Black had a knack for dispersing any sympathy for him with a flick of his wand.'
Best For Last
"If it wasn’t for me, you’d still be standing in the middle of the corridor like a deer caught in wand light."
F For You
"I, surprisingly, do not want to be caught in this sexually transmitted infection infested area with you."
Do I Wanna Know?
'I was so deep in my own thoughts that even bloody moaning Myrtle probably would have provided a more interesting conversation about the plumbing system of Hogwarts than I was offering my friends right now.'
'Plus the last time I was brave I found myself being pushed against a wall by Sirius Black having my face eaten – that’s where brave got you.'
I'm Not the Only One
‘’Think you and Ange have met before,’ Black shrugged nonchalantly as though she hadn’t been the idiot who had mowed me down in the library less than a month before
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