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Rating
Mature
Chapters
34
Words
110,676
Characters
Filch, Lupin, McGonagall, Slughorn, Snape, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily, OC/OC, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
General, Humor, Romance
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
349
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2008-10-06 4:01pm
Last Chapter
2015-01-26 1:45pm
Last Updated
2015-01-26 1:45pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 In One Ear

'And on and on she went all the while Black and Potter stood behind McGonagall’s back miming what she was saying,'

2,462 15
2 The Girls

'at times she could be the most inane idiot.'

2,362 19
3 A Million Ways To Be Cruel

''Very well, you were insulting me, I believe.’ He answered coolly sitting back in his seat.’

3,981 13
4 Everything Is Average Nowadays

'He shook the hair that had fallen into his left eye, so as to better his view of his prey, and let a smile grace his almost pouting lips before his fun began.'

2,895 19
5 Empire

''Just because you feel it necessary to fall off your chair to try and gain my attention Stebbins, doesn’t mean you need to blame me.’'

2,402 15
6 Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

'‘Just because you’ve never seen any underwear other than your own,’ I replied stepping closer to him, refusing to loose face ‘and of course when you’re taking off Black’s.’'

2,200 20
7 I Stand Corrected

'‘I make it my mission in life to avoid all four of them, in the same way Black avoids the STI clinic.’'

3,163 12
8 Smile Like You Mean It

'They continued pottering about like 80 year old women, muttering to one another, most probably about the new knitting pattern that had appeared in this weeks ‘Witch Age’ magazine,'

3,759 13
9 McFearless

‘He’s already seen me pumpkin head.’ I said rolling my eyes again.

2,567 23
10 Do Me A Favour

'Annie and I called it the James Potter effect.'

2,779 20
11 4 Kicks

'She practically bounded over to us, in the least graceful manner I had ever seen a human with two legs exert, before she stumbled and tripped over a pile of rejected outfits, falling flat on her face at our feet.'

3,536 22
12 One (Blake's Got A New Face)

'Neither backing down, both pitched for full on war.'

2,753 18
13 New York

'And still all she could do was sit there gaping at me like so highly unattractive, old fish.'

2,518 18
14 End Credits

'her appearance showed no signs that she had drank her body weight in firewhiskey'

2,645 21
15 Cannonball

'‘You looked flushed dear.’'

4,283 17
16 Sweet Disposition

"My, my Stebbins did you forgot to put on your dress tonight?"

3,183 12
17 She's Got Me Dancing

'I appeared to be living a reoccurring situation; wearing an uncomfortable dress, in uncomfortable circumstances, waiting on uncomfortable guests. '

4,080 12
18 Hollywood

"I think she said ‘keep your knickers on Professor’,’ Potter said loudly.'

2,707 10
19 I Need Air

'This was why I never attended Quidditch matches.'

1,828 17
20 Take Care

‘Bloody hell! You look awful Stebbins, that nose really is well and truly mangled isn’t it?’ ... ‘oh no wait that’s how it’s always been, how unfortunate.’

2,507 5
21 Welcome To The Jungle

 ‘Oh were Lupin and Pettigrew there to just hold your handbags and accessories?’ I said sarcastically.'

3,730 1
22 Grade 8

WHAT ON EARTH WAS I SAYING? I WANTED RID OF THIS IDIOT AND HIS ASSOCIATION WITH MY BABY SISTER! WHAT MUTANT HAD TAKEN OVER MY MOUTH

4,161 0
23 Attracting Flies

‘Oh really Potter? Because I had a feeling Lily thought Montgomery was the best looking boy in Hogwarts.’ I said eager for him to bite back at my remark. 

2,328 1
24 Pompeii

"there was no way her mother and father were tangerines – that colour was definitely from a potion bottle"

2,840 4
25 Daniel in the Den

'And there was no stopping the boy, he was on a roll, things that he had clearly being dying to say since ‘third or fourth year’ were finally all coming out now in this one long outburst.'

3,973 1
26 White Noise

 "Oh please it’s Charlie! Of course it’s going to go that far!’ I hissed in a deathly tone, frustrated at the whole situation.'

3,657 2
27 Hold On, We're Going Home

 'I was interested to see how far he would go with this;  a game of chicken if you will.'

6,157 1
28 Chocolate

 "Look we all know where she was, so stop making this any more uncomfortable than it already is." I said loudly looking pointedly at the four boys around me.'

2,548 0
29 This

'Black had a knack for dispersing any sympathy for him with a flick of his wand.'

3,629 0
30 Best For Last

"If it wasn’t for me, you’d still be standing in the middle of the corridor like a deer caught in wand light."

2,307 3
31 F For You

"I, surprisingly, do not want to be caught in this sexually transmitted infection infested area with you."

2,913 4
32 Do I Wanna Know?

'I was so deep in my own thoughts that even bloody moaning Myrtle probably would have provided a more interesting conversation about the plumbing system of Hogwarts than I was offering my friends right now.'

6,154 3
33 Feel

'Plus the last time I was brave I found myself being pushed against a wall by Sirius Black having my face eaten – that’s where brave got you.'

4,121 4
34 I'm Not the Only One

 ‘’Think you and Ange have met before,’ Black shrugged nonchalantly as though she hadn’t been the idiot who had mowed me down in the library less than a month before

3,548 4

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