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Lupin, Sirius, James, Pettigrew, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Other Pairing
Humor, Romance, Young Adult
Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2008-07-22 4:50pm
Last Chapter
2012-01-18 3:32pm
Last Updated
2012-01-18 3:32pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Introduction;

“Do I have to say it? Do I honestly need to explain what I’m talking about? And how I mean it? You were just explaining to me why you were so sorry about cheating on me,” I argue, my temperature rising. “And as soon as a couple pairs of long legs walk your way you completely forget about me!”

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2 Discussion;

“Let’s break him,” she says, at the end of ten minutes. She hands me the parchment and I read off what she’s written.

“Six Ways To Break Down Amos Diggory?” I almost laugh out loud.

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3 Meetings;

“Oh. Well, no need to worry about that. We’ll get to know each other just fine,” he winks.

He winked!
Did you see that!?

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4 Encounters;

“Blondes or brunettes? You look like a blonde-loving lad, if I do say so myself.” I keep my voice chipper and bright, and maybe a bit taunting, to get the mood back in our conversation.

“Quite the opposite. Truthfully, I don’t discriminate between hair colors; I like anything as long as the girl has a personality. But if I had to choose… Brunettes. There’s something about how the brown color just reflects so well across the face,” he says to me, motioning with his hands.

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5 Interrogations;

“I heard you slapped him. Twice.”

“…does he really have Chlamydia?!”

“Tell us the truth!”

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6 Makeovers;

“You nervous?” he asks me out of the blue.

“For what?”

He smirks at me knowingly. “For our first date.”

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7 Alter-Egos;

“Oh, go have fun, Natalie,” she eye rolls.

I purse my lips and turn around. “Fine. But if what we’re doing’s illegal, I’m not gonna be a part of it.”

Sirius Black turns his head to the side, with that whimsical supplicated expression, and says, “You’re cute sometimes.”


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8 Confrontations;

“I’m an adorable Hufflepuff geek with a lack of entertainment in my life,” she defends with a laugh. “Gimme a break. I’m expressing my feminism and my hatred towards men in a fun game against horrible ex-boyfriends.”

Wow, that’s a mouthful.

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9 Impressions;

 “What do you think of me?” Sirius almost whispers it. And when I look at him, I know he’s asking me for the truth.

“I don’t know you enough to think much of anything,” I say slowly, trying my hardest not to sound mean.
“Ouch,” he scoffs, before giving me a tiny grin. “Okay, well, what about your first impression of me?”
I don’t think he realizes he’s always had a bit of an impression on me.

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