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Lupin, Snape, Sirius, Lily, James, Regulus, Pettigrew, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily, James/OC, Remus/OC
Humor, Romance
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2008-06-27 4:27pm
Last Chapter
2008-11-30 4:23pm
Last Updated
2008-11-30 4:23pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Ashes, Ashes, We All Fall Down

In which Monique challenges the Dark Lord to a duel. Accidentally.

PS: she's a muggle.

4,081 14
2 Hello, my name is DOOMED. And you are...?

Lots of tears; lots of really lame pseudo swear words. In other words, the usual.

Plus some really superb dung bomb explosions.

2,548 6
3 Three Cheers for Misunderstandings!

Monique and Remus bond(ish), and Sirius's sexuality is brought into question (not for the last, or probably first, time either) resulting in lots of cheer and stunningly witty comebacks from our lovely heroine. Read on, good friends, read on.

2,355 7
4 Quidditch, Quiche, and The Big Bad Wolf

Remus connects with his inner wolf, Monique has some, shall we say, interesting dreams, and Lily, Snape, and Jenna (Remus's mysterious plaything) come into the picture. The more the merrier, I say!!

2,969 5
5 Two Peas in a Snog (or however it goes)

Monique gets into an argument with a hat.

3,810 2
6 Dark Forests Make Great Hideouts

Sirius and Monique have an argument, which leads to old, partially forgotten, painful memories resurfacing. Monique deals with this the only way she knows how: getting into a deadly situation. Well done, Monique, you've really done it this time.

WARNING: Please read the A/N at the beginning of this chapter!!

5,712 5
7 The Snogging of Sirius Black

Monique and Sirius make up, and Miss Roseanna Lewis is introduced.

2,336 3
8 The End of the World, According to Me

Lily confronts Monique on her involvement with the Marauders, and Dumbledore gets some really bad news.

2,533 3
9 Complications

Monique breaks the news about Voldemort to the Marauders, and one of them does something that will change completely everything.

1,936 3
10 One Man's Insanity is Another Man's Goat

Monique discovers the TRUTH about her parents, how they died, and why Voldemort is so veeeerrry interested in her.

2,491 3
11 A Little Thing Called Misfortune

Monique confronts Remus on their kiss, and she and Sirius take their relationship to new levels...both high, and low.

And are you watching your Lunar calendar, Remus? Hopefully...

3,877 5
12 All for Lily

Full Moon, and afterwards.

3,903 7
13 The Aftermath

Monique comes across Jonas sitting on a park bench...only something is not quite right...

Also, Monique gives Remus the shock of his life.

3,437 8
14 The Rose Petals in His Hair

In which Monique and Remus clear things up, Sirius is unusually romantic, and Dumbledore gives Monique an assignment.

3,131 7
15 My Comeuppance, Part 1

In which Monique undresses a Slytherin (with disastrous consequences), and Snape and Sirius get involved.

Monique, can't you stay out of trouble for even two weeks?
(Well, if she could, this wouldn't be very much of a story, now would it?)

2,211 4
16 My Comeuppance, Part 2

In which Monique grapples with a certain hook-nosed Slytherin.

3,844 11


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