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Rating
15+
Chapters
12
Words
17,392
Characters
Percy, James (II), OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Arthur/Molly, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Genre(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
46
Status
Completed
First Published
2008-06-13 1:02pm
Last Chapter
2011-03-01 12:24pm
Last Updated
2011-03-01 12:24pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Chapter 1

About that plan… You see, my first day as a seventh year was today.

(1) No boyfriend. As in… ever. I may just have to become a nun. (2) Well, this one’s come true. Dad was so proud of me. (3) Haha. No.

802 6
2 Chapter 2

My cousin looked at me as if questioning if I was joking or not. “Everyone calls it that. You get that look at least once a day. Even more when Our Lord is around. We’d call it love, but since you try and decapitate him every time we’re on the pitch that throws a wrench in it.”

1,039 3
3 Chapter 3

He looked shocked. Fred looked shocked. Abby looked shocked.

1,921 3
4 Chapter 4

“Silence young grasshopper. I have a plan.”

1,660 3
5 Chapter 5

Ah well… must go to pure and simple prankary now.

879 7
6 Chapter 6

“This? Oh, this is my special occasions false beard.” Why was he asking me this? Wasn’t it obvious? Who doesn’t wear special occasions false beards for their not-dates with their little sister’s ex-boyfriends who resemble stoats?

1,698 11
7 Chapter 7

I was emo, and I wanted to go to my room.

1,091 6
8 Chapter 8

"And it played the bagpipes! Who plays the bagpipes? No one plays bagpipes. And I would know! I go to school in Scotland. We are in Scotland! No one plays bagpipes!” 

1,553 1
9 Chapter 9

It was like I was speaking a foreign language. Who the Hufflepuff was this person here claiming to be Lucy? I had sent Chester Millicent off on a nice holiday, and had received a replacement named Jermaine, who liked to iron his shirts and make his bed. 

1,702 1
10 Chapter 10

"I've had the most awful couple weeks without you. There were these first years and they tried to kill me with bagpipes, and then I had to talk with the local nun, but I learned a new dance!" 

1,326 1
11 Chapter 11

I love my Gran so much. I would build a pyramid all by myself for her in Egypt because I love her so much. I would… I would do lots of stuff for Gran. Like eat my hair. Or give my dad a hug. That’s saying a lot. I would even hug a Malfoy! 

2,240 2
12 Chapter 12

It’s perfect for making bubble beards and playing with your bath toys. Mr. Duckelsworth likes it there. I’ve become quite good at the Bubble-Head Charm from playing mermaid in that bath. Only I’m a special mermaid because I don’t want to be icky and scary like real mermaids. 

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