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Lassie was a dog you idiot
I love Roger Davies and I hope Oliver Wood chokes on his stupid accent and dies—FINE Katie! I don't have any death wishes for Oliver (hehe).
One Happy Guy!
Somewhere in Scotland, Oliver Wood is reading the headline of the Prophet and laughing his gorgeous arse off.... he may be my arch nemesis, but I'm not blind people!
Cue the Spirit Fingers
I’ve decided that if Wood gets to have a bloody compound, I sure as hell want one too! I’ll house gorgeous Quiditch players, whorship Roger Davies, and have Oliver as my personal slave.
Is it wrong to be on a first name basis with your personal stalker and have a tiny crush on him? Probably, but hey it works for Kates and Ollie!
Leanne & Satan 4eva!
I'll be your Miss Piggy if you'll be my Kermit
Kermit makes me silly with girlish aspirations. If I was a frog I would sooo tap that.
Meet the Mates
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Cry Baby, Cry
WHERE IS THE BLOODY BOX OF TISSUES!
Oxy Sans Moron
It’s a proven fact that moron runs in my family.
You take the 'C' out of Class
Ruthie’s got sass,
I miss the way you babble
Ba, ba, da BAAA!
Doing Naughty, Naughty Things
I just have one thing to say:
Oh Happy Day!
"Take your clothes off!"
With a Mustache
"It's not your fault you lost baby Jesus sweetheart, but-"
He ripped his arm away from me, “Irrational, irrational!”
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