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The List by team_xtreme

Rating: 15+
Chapters: 16
Reviews: 54
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Rating

15+

Chapters

Words

44,223

Characters

Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, OC

Primary Relationship

James/OC

Secondary Relationship(s)

James/Lily

Genre(s)

Humor, Romance, AU

Era

Marauders

Advisory

Mild Language

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Status

Work In Progress (WIP)

First Published

2008-05-27 4:21pm

Last Chapter

2009-03-04 2:03pm

Last Updated

2009-03-04 2:18pm

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Ch. #	Chapter Title	Word Count	Reviews
1	Prologue List of Much Needed and Overly Helpful Survival Rules: #1) Eyes open #2) no sharp objects in hands #3) mouth remains closed until otherwise noted ….. #324) never EVER go near Sirius Black ….. #568) avoid Peeves #569) invest in life insurance	1,072	17
2	Why sleeping on a train is never a good idea The Best Places To Sleep #1) my bed at home in london. #2) the old couch that my mother insisted on throwing out even though i threw i tantrum to try and keep it #3) Hogwarts bed with hangings closed #4) Hogwarts train...wait, void. horrible idea.	3,594	10
3	The Art of Getting Noticed Foolproof Ways to Get Noticed #1) Jump onto a table and yell your name before promptly returning to your seat and pretending that nothing had just occurred. #2) Date the school's playboy and dump him. #3) Become a Quidditch star...or at least the groupie #4) Falling off the bench on the Hogwarts Express	2,689	12
4	The Morning Of Unfortunate and Quite Devastating Events First Day Back Morning Rituals: #1) Sleep in until otherwise noted #2) glare as Evans walks by my bed looking all perfect #3) plan Evans' death #4) escape Maddy's attempt at doing my hiar #5) try not to fall down stairs #6) have an excellent quiet breakfast....	3,770	2
5	The Unexplainable Bubbling Guck Reasons To Hate Potions Class #1) Slughorn #2) Evans; explainable #3) having to be partnered with the ever so gorgeous James Potter #4) being showered with unexplainable guck	2,979	0
6	The Effects Of A Very Long Day Reasons Why I Don't Need A Significant Other: #1) Boys are icky #2) They wouldn't understand my list hobby #3) Boys have Cuties ... #45) ALL boys are players ... #63) Need more time to focus on beating out Evans as top of the class	2,450	0
7	The Wonderful World of Weekends The Pefect Weekend: #1) Sleep in #2) a large delicious breakfast of just Eggs #3) escaping Black through the Library ... #64) sharing a chocolate bar with Maddy by the lake #65) Girl talk Saturday night ... #84) Planning Lil Evans' death #85) Planning SIrius Black's death	2,107	0
8	Growing A Little Backbone Getting James Potter To Notice Me: #1) Murder Lily Evans #2) Be more like Evans....wait no...thats just EW #3) do something with my impossible hair ... #125) Murder Sirius Black #126) Kidnap James	2,277	0
9	One Spot, Two Spots, Covered In Spots! How To Avoid Sirius Black: #1) Just murder Sirius all together...solves the problem #2) hide in the library...he doesnt know what that is right? #3) distract him with food #4) better yet, distract him with leggy Blondes #5) #1 sounds about right	3,008	0
10	Late Night Rescue Mission Why Remus Lupin is the greatest of all time: #1) he's brilliant #2) he agrees with my views on Sirius...well somewhat #3) he's not bad looking #4) He's a Marauder...a nice marauder #5) He knows all the excellent places to escape to	4,233	0
11	The Waiting Game Why I Hate October: #1) the word October reminds me of Octopus, which i'm deadly afraid of #2) its colder #3) Halloween is a useless holiday made to scare little kids out of their wits #4) i had never forgiven my brother for his little Halloween prank he pulled on me involving a pear, scissors, and a tree.	2,680	0
12	A Very Surprising Weekend Out Why Chocolate is the greatest invention of all time: #1) the chocolate goodness melts in your mouth...its almost like eating gold...cept without the bad taste. #2) so many different options (dark, milk, white) #3) it makes those monthly times so much more bearable. #4) universal sign of amazing	3,153	2
13	Mr. Potter Stuck In The Middle My Favorite Facial Features Of James Potter: #1) His eyes are mesmerizing. full of hazel sweetness. #2) his quirky smile makes my head spin. oh, and his teeth are unnaturally white! #3) the look he gets when he's planning a prank. its so adorable. lethal for those on the other end of it, but so cute. i could just pinch his cheeks, it's that adorable......on second thought, that would look weird.	2,761	0
14	oh look, pretty water…OH BLOODY HELL Weekend Plans with Maddy: #1) sleep in #2) late breakfast #3) saturday ritual of walking around the grounds #4) planning the demise of Sirius Black #5) drool over crushes (James of course for me, and whoever is currently making Maddy blush)	3,351	0
15	Potions, Boys, and Fights Oh My! Uses of Telepathic powers (if only i had them) #1) play with James' subconscious until he goes out with me #2) chat it up with Maddy without that bloody Sirius Black hearing #3) try and see if Sluggy could not give me Potions homework ..... #27) try and match Dumbledore with all of his magic mojo	2,695	3
16	All You Need Is Love Why Waking Up Is Sometimes A Bad Idea: 1) Sleep is much more pleasent 2) have to wake up to Lily shudder Evans 3) Sirius Black 4) endearing Evans being all 'saintish' during the day	1,404	8

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