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Teddy, James (II), Lily (II), Victoire
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Next Generation
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
First Published
2008-04-26 7:01pm
Last Chapter
2010-11-05 12:22am
Last Updated
2010-11-05 12:22am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Of Red Hair, Rambling and Arrows

Sometimes I envy people with small families. 
Right now is one of those times. 
You might think I’m being overdramatic. 
If so, you obviously haven’t met my family. 
Sure, I love them all, but honestly? I could do without these massive family parties. 
I’d be willing to bet all the money I own (which, I admit, isn’t really all that much) that this Easter will turn into something hugely problematic and catastrophic. 
But it is a Weasley Easter.
What else would you expect?

825 9
2 Of Boards With Wheels, Crashes and the Beginnings of a Plan

“So then I thought maybe he – Vic? Where are you going?”
I was so shocked that Dom actually noticed me leaving that I failed to answer.
That was probably a mistake.
If I had invented some ingenious excuse for going (eg. my socks are wet and I need to change them, or I’ve had a sudden and urgent craving for fried rice) then maybe she wouldn’t have told Teddy, and he wouldn’t have come looking for me, and I’d never have thought of my plan, and, well, I’ll get to that later.

537 2
3 Of Screwdrivers, Broken Fairies and Conspiracies

Brooms just do not like me one bit.
I have this theory, you see.
I believe that all the brooms in England have united to get revenge on me for that time I accidentally set fire to a broom, covered it in James’ birthday cake in my attempt to douse it (don’t ask how, because I’ve really no idea…), slammed it in a door and then snapped it in two.
But that’s just my opinion.

1,379 3
4 Of Headaches, Windows, and Girly Squealing

“Right. Hello, window. You look very…clean today.”
(Yes I did just attempt to compliment an inanimate object in the hopes it wouldn’t harm me. Please do not question my sanity.).
“I’m going to try to sneak out of you, so please don’t hurt me or break or anything?”
It didn’t reply. How very rude.
“Okay, so…here I go…”
I stood on a nearby chair to make it easier to get out, and leaned out of the window.
Note: Never stand on a wheelie chair. They do not stay in one spot.

1,062 3
5 Of Lunch, Chess Games and Sweet, Sweet Revenge

I was innocently playing an intense game of chess against Rose (who had clearly inherited her father’s skill at the game and therefore had already beaten me three times.) to pass the time while the boys slept.
“Oh look, Lily’s shaved the cat!” (Yes, I was attempting to cheat. I’m corrupt, remember?)
Unfortunately Rose isn’t that stupid (although knowing my family, Lily shaving the cat is really not that far-fetched) which is probably why she was beating me in the first place.

701 9
6 Of Sir Larrikin Purple Face, Jealousy and More Brooms

I turned around, wondering what could possibly be so horrible about this room.


And then it dawned on me.


This was a broom cupboard.


It was full of brooms.


Oh Merlin save me.

2,170 8
7 Of Child Labour, Traitors and Late Night Swimming

Personally, I was shocked at his audacity.

Teddy-Head Boy-material-Lupin should not be behaving so irresponsibly.

That was my job.

1,647 0
8 Of Kisses, The Easter Bunny and the End

He winked.


“And that is how you render a girl speechless."

1,469 6


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