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Harry, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Percy, Cedric, Fred, George, Oliver, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Humor, Romance, Angst
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2008-04-13 12:39pm
Last Chapter
2012-01-26 1:01am
Last Updated
2012-01-26 1:01am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 An Introduction to Normal

Where Ella falls, gets bored in History of Magic, loses house points, becomes even more of a loser and meets Oliver, only to hate him.
A typical day then.

3,488 38
2 Sticks and Stones may break my bones...

Where breakfast is an enlightening meal, Potions is nearly explosive, bathrooms are social gatherings and Dementors are just plain annoying.

6,520 19
3 Climbing the 142 Hogwarts steps to heaven

Where Ella finds heaven and hell, Dumbledore tells a great joke, Indy becomes a seer, Jaz is still an evil cocktail stick and Wood is still as prissy as ever

7,299 20
4 The Just-After-Dinner-and-Tea Club

Where Ella and detention meet for the first time, explosions are common, bones ache and a whole new bunch of characters are introduced.

4,982 16
5 How to Walk in High Heels

Where Ella embarks on social enlightenment, engages in Round 1 of her war with Wood, bimbos are met, strange compassion is felt and someone totally unexpected makes an appearance.

5,852 7
6 The Sense and Insensibilities of an Uncoordianted Miss Finster

Where Ella recalls the past, battles broomsticks and sweaty Quidditch captains, argues with Wood for a bit and acquires a new nickname.

5,598 9
7 The Attack of the Rubber Duck

Where Ella has an interesting encounter with a duck, revolution occurs in the library, study sessions take place and a secret encounter is revealed.

4,066 10
8 The Unlucky Four Leaf Clover

Where Ella discovers the past can destroy the present and her relationship with Wood gets interesting.

7,255 12
9 Midnight

Where Ella gets the nibbles, has a midnight encounter, things heat up, pranks are played, curses are fired and the Hogwart’s mafia has their first meeting. 

7,501 22
10 Tales from the Locker Room

Where Ella contemplates, Wood fumes, the ‘plan part one’ is enforced, people are tied together and locker rooms prove to be a source of confrontation.

6,256 23
11 Irony

Where Ella wakes up in an interesting position, threats are made, compassion is felt and Ella does something completely unexpected.

5,709 26
12 No Rest From The Wicked

Where Ella finds herself becoming a social butterfly and attracting far too many people before breakfast. Sometimes there is no rest….

5,804 22
13 The Curious Destinations, Tribulations and Procrastinations of Miss Finster

Where Ella reveals the source of bad luck, a certain number one enemy makes an appearance and certain things are revealed for you all to find!

3,005 23
14 Black Sheep

Where Ella visits her home, the Finster family are introduced in all their glory and Wood undergoes a revelation of sorts....

5,680 36
15 Family Affair

Where Ella finds herself the centre of unwanted attention as secrets are revealed and yet another surprise makes this Christmas entertaining.

6,168 24
16 The Science of Sleep

Where Ella laments, Katya confesses, Wood discovers, Billy philsophises and Jaz observes.

4,716 33
17 How Ella got her Groove Back

Where Ella gets her sarcasm back gets drawn into Indy’s plans and meets her godmothers who really don’t fit the traditional stereotype…

8,385 29
18 Perhaps

Where Ella experiences strange feelings, Indy concocts disater, trouble is brewed and love is in the air....

4,938 21
19 Accidentally in Love Part Uno

“Why is it you go 16 years without a guy and then six come along at once?” Where Ella discovers all the problems that come with that crazy little thing called love...

10,260 33
20 Part Two: Expect the Unexpected

Where Ella's thoughts spiral out of control and a chocolate frog jumps too far.

2,502 15
21 Can You Keep A Secret?

Where Ella gets confusing and as such confuses both this writer and the readers in her bundle of confusing confusion.

6,351 19
22 Bad Boys Can Be Good For A Girl.....

 ‘I’d only gone and done the impossible and apocalyptic.’ Where Ella embarks on social enlightenment, becomes far too pessimistic, murderers roam the halls, Indy attempts to comfort and a certain step sister notices far too much.

10,107 17
23 Mirror, Mirror On The Wall

Where Ella confronts some relations, gets groped by Wood, parties with the in crowd and embraces self reflection with Indy. All in a days work.  

7,863 19
24 Past, Present and Future Walk Into A Bar....It Was Tense....

 Where Ella let's some secrets slip....

10,394 15
25 The Wronged and the Pronged

 Where Ella ponders problems, Jaz gets mutinous, Wood get amorous and cutlery gets revolutionary....

7,983 16
26 They Call This Little Tango The Meeting of Minds

I've been waiting for this moment all my life...yet it's not quite right - Lazy Eye, Silversun Pickups.

14,751 29


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