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Those Flying Potatoes Can Be Especially Lethal...
Lacey flings a potato at a second year, sprains her ankle and mutilates some circles.
My Dreaded Detention with Davies
Lacey makes a cauldron explode, eats some roast chicken, and than has a very strange dream...
Meet the Parents (who are rather nasty and slightly sadistic)
Lacey recieves some hate mail, is comforted by a rather unusual person, and then goes to lunch.
Hallelujah, Your Savior in Stilettos Has Arrived
Lacey is attacked by Zara with cosmetics, analyzes the British law, and then recieves a mysterious note.
Hoopla-Koopla and the Hufflepansies
Lacey plays some Quidditch, ponders about motivational speeches, and visits the hospital wing.
Oh Dignity, Dignity, Wherefore Art Thou Dignity?
Some Bad News and a Brawl
Lacey meets with Dumbledore, recieves some strange news, and then rescues a midget from the evil clutches of two Slytherins.
Lacey Ackhart: Beardless, Banana-Hating, Chimpanzee-Lady Freak.
Lacey goes to Hogsmeade (unfortunately), serenades Davies, and then freaks out in front of all his friends.
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