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Rating
Mature
Chapters
8
Words
25,162
Characters
OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Story Reviews
148
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2008-03-01 12:36pm
Last Chapter
2008-08-24 9:15pm
Last Updated
2008-08-24 9:15pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Those Flying Potatoes Can Be Especially Lethal...

Lacey flings a potato at a second year, sprains her ankle and mutilates some circles.

3,817 19
2 My Dreaded Detention with Davies

Lacey makes a cauldron explode, eats some roast chicken, and than has a very strange dream...

2,953 19
3 Meet the Parents (who are rather nasty and slightly sadistic)

Lacey recieves some hate mail, is comforted by a rather unusual person, and then goes to lunch.

2,873 20
4 Hallelujah, Your Savior in Stilettos Has Arrived

Lacey is attacked by Zara with cosmetics, analyzes the British law, and then recieves a mysterious note.

2,639 19
5 Hoopla-Koopla and the Hufflepansies

Lacey plays some Quidditch, ponders about motivational speeches, and visits the hospital wing.

2,273 18
6 Oh Dignity, Dignity, Wherefore Art Thou Dignity?

Lacey...er...

Well, just read to find out.

2,404 5
7 Some Bad News and a Brawl

Lacey meets with Dumbledore, recieves some strange news, and then rescues a midget from the evil clutches of two Slytherins.

3,603 5
8 Lacey Ackhart: Beardless, Banana-Hating, Chimpanzee-Lady Freak.

Lacey goes to Hogsmeade (unfortunately), serenades Davies, and then freaks out in front of all his friends.

4,600 43

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