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Dumbledore, McGonagall, Lupin, James, Lily, Sirius, Pettigrew, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily, OC/OC
Drama, Humor, Romance
Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Story Reviews
First Published
2008-02-20 11:27pm
Last Chapter
2014-08-25 4:04pm
Last Updated
2014-08-25 4:04pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Of Randomness, My Friends, and Feuding

 In which we are introduced to our heroine, and her boarderline insane tendencies. 

5,421 2
2 Sugar Rushes and Whipped Cream Dreams

In which our heroine adentures into magical lands, Prince Charming is admonished, and whipped cream becomes and integral plot device. 

4,498 13
3 Quality Life Choices

In which our heroine maims, our villian hisses, and foul smelling paste cures all. 

6,951 8
4 It’s the End of the World as We Know It

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
- paul beatty

2,396 11
5 Things Are Shaping Up To Be Pretty Odd

“Yes!” Jessie screamed tuning to Sirius who wrapped her into a bone crushing hug. Jess buried her face into his neck and hugged him back. After what seemed like an eternity, Jessie picked up her head and rested her forehead against Sirius’.

4,162 4
6 Oh The Joys of Hair-brained Schemes, Old Photographs and Memories

i swear on merlin's grave, i need help, lots and lots of mental help... and a nice oak board to whack my head against...repeatedly...

4,369 9
7 Valentines Day… What More Can I Say….

As they walked past Lily and James paid no attention to the fact that one of their best friends was straddling her arch nemesis- they were to entranced by one another.

2,895 4
8 Marauder Rule # 285- One Should Always Listen To the Voices In Their Head

In which Sirius in an entertainer and Jessie is (for once) speechless.

3,460 11
9 Cry Me A River

In which Freud would have a field day, Jess steps out of character, James is sweet and Dumbledore gets a few more gray hairs and wrinkles.

4,522 7
10 Compromising Positions, Broken Jaws and Denial

I, Jessie Spring, am officially bipolar. No, really, I truly am- BUT, on the bright side, I've got one hell of a punch! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

3,867 12
11 Speechless.

i have multiple personality disorder, it's the only plausible conclusion i can come up with- that or i'm bipolar. 

5,682 14
12 A Quidditch Story

“Humm.” Jessie pondered as Jordan knocked over a snack bowl as she skipped after Sirius, “ Maybe he only has six circles left…”

4,939 14
13 A Twisted Fairytale

You know what I’ve noticed, it seems like when I get angry it is extremely dangerous for anything smaller than me to be in the vicinity. Especially everyday items such as quills, according to Mary I’ve broken 83 since the start of term…

5,507 7
14 The Road of True Love Was Never Easy

.5 seconds- the time it takes Sirius and Jessie to go from loving to loathing.

5,192 21
15 Why Stalking Is Bad

There are a few things one should never ever do. Following Sirius Black into an empty classroom is one of them.

3,571 9
16 Drowning in Denial

He loves me... he bloody loves me.

3,512 8
17 Snuffles and Jazz

“Put it back Sirius!” Jessie hissed jumping away from Sirius who was holding out a green frog to the girl with a wicked smirk on his face.

 “But you have to kiss it!” he insisted shoving the frog closer to her. The frog croaked and she shrieked loudly.

3,820 13
18 Jazz and Snuffles

In which Lily threatens to use chains, Jessie and Sirius misbehave and Mrs. Norris gets a dye job.

4,058 11
19 Near Misses, Revelations and Tartan

In which Sirius nearly kicks the bucket, cake is thrown, James is flamboyant, and Jessie... well Jessie's just Jessie...

5,513 8
20 We Are Peach Cobbler

In which Mary suggest chocolate will fix anything, Jess and Sirius are typically disfunctional, Lily and Mary sing the K-I-S-S-I-N-G song and Jessie comes to a conclusion.

3,375 10
21 The Apocalypse is Nigh

WARNING: this is the cheesiest chapter of the story. read with caution. you have been which jess eats her weight in cookie dough, jordan nearly becomes a bloody stain and poor sirius finally gets what he deserves.

3,264 19
22 According To Albus...

In which debts are paid, Dumbledore laughs, books are read, and Jessie ponders the decay of her brain.

3,865 8
23 Happily ever Afters Are Overrated

.the epilogue.the end.

2,693 57


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