Dumbledore, Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC
General, Humor, Romance
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
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First Published
2008-02-09 23:43:10
Last Published Chapters
2010-02-27 19:16:57
Last Updated
2010-03-12 21:33:28
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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Of Stolen Kisses

"Stolen Kisses". Don't be fooled. It's not nearly as romantic as it seems. I should know, he's the one who kissed me. I'm Janelle Marriot and welcome to my life.

2319 55
2 Of Social Faux Pas'

Sherlock Holmes meets Sleeping Beauty, or the fainting-after-kiss-notso-pretty-female fatale. Pathetic isn't it?

1898 47
3 Of Impressive Reasoning

Word of advice: Make sure you don't randomly kick strangers in the shin when they are not appearing to kill you. Really. It gets them quite angry and then, if they weren't murderers before, they certainly will be now.

1970 30
4 Of Flying Forks

He's seriously delusioned. There was no way I was going to let Sirius Black tutor me in Potions. No way. Even if I got a T.

2533 44
5 Of Party Invitations

The only reason why he's so pissed off that I refuse to go, is this; Sirius Black cannot take rejection. And I, for the life of me, can't quite comprehend why a rejection from the 'resident lunatic of Ravenclaw' would grate him so. He's mad. Completely.

2712 27
6 Of Practicing the Basics of Human Kindness

Of course, his stupid party was on everybody's mind... it was just another testament to how bloody annoying the boy is, even though he really is far nicer than common perception. And did Lily Evans really just talk to me?

2562 32
7 Of Fake Boyfriends and Girlfriends

“I adore you, Janelle.” He takes my hand and brings it to his lips. He looks unexpectedly vulnerable.  “Forget Yanover. In all my life I have never been more certain than I am now. I am certain that I need you, Janelle. Please say you need me too.”

2085 36
8 Of Public Break Ups .... or not.

November 11. Day 1 of Hell. Why? Sirius Black and I are boyfriend and girlfriend. 
This can only mean one thing = disaster.

2734 44
9 Of Social Interactions On Many Levels

Day Two of being 'off the market'. 

2849 8
10 Of Sexy Boys and Drunken Rants

And I push him off of me and finally, finally spot Sirius Black apparently looking for me too. Or I think he is or maybe it is that perpetually lost look he always seems to have. 

“You bastard!” I launch at him. “You spiked the drink!”



4098 11
11 Of Many Broken Things

The Aftermath of the party. Not nearly as glamorous or dramatic as they make it out. But I did wake in a strange bedroom with a shirtless Sirius Black but I ran off so....

3771 11
12 Of Black Brothers

Well I've woken up from my supposed coma. A day later.  And I have guests. My favorite band of brothers. NOT. The Black Brothers. (They're very white) Sorry, see? I'm delusioned.

3080 12
13 Of the Sudden Appearance of Unexpected Drama

Harrassed by Sirius's ex-girlfriend and friends and hit in the head by a FANGED frisbee and getting accused of 'fraternising with the enemy', obviously my day is going great. I didn't know it was only going to get far far worse.

2359 12
14 Of Enraged Quidditch Mania

You think it's funny but it's not. You think it's romantic but it's not. Believe me having two fit boys fight about you is not, I repeat NOT funny or romantic at all. To put it plainly, it sucks.

4122 19
15 Of Just Friends

SIrius Black is pissed at me. And I just told him off for walking too slow. Crap sticks. He's glaring at me. He really needs to stop doing that because I am feeling pretty shady right now as it is. Two weeks of him ignoring me, this is not good.

2216 60
16 Of Silent Confessions

I didn’t see clearly. For a brief second I saw myself with him, I saw myself falling for him, saw it so clearly that my own ignorance led me to believe he felt the same. I didn’t see clearly.

2636 53
17 Of Lies, Lies and more lies.

Okay, I know it looks bad. I mean you can't blame me. I think I have deep feelings for his brother alright? And he was just there, looking like his brother and mocking me and I lost it. Completely.

3094 40
18 Of Things Getting Out of Control

“You’re going on a date with Yanover?” James exclaims.

“Yep,” Sirius answers for me from across the table, “He’s her boyfriend.”

He says boyfriend in a sickeningly sweet voice. A machete anyone? Anyone?

5003 51
19 Of Hospital Visits Gone Wrong

Eli is gay. Sirius Black is a jerk and at the present time my head hurts. Also I stink. I am in a foul mood and ready to murder Sirius sodding Black.

2206 57
20 Of Ripped Seams

He came through the door and I swear my breath stopped. I stopped breathing. And then I remembered that I hated him and I try to breathe again except I realize I can't. He's here and I wish I could breathe. 

2340 67
21 Of Shocking News and Black Coats

“Is that what you’re trying to do? Get Marriot to believe in herself?” Regulus snapped. “Stop trying to play God.”

Before Sirius could even answer Regulus continued.

“I kissed her, you know? To get back at you,” he added in a taunting whisper.

3231 62
22 Of Forgotten Wedding Dates and Distractions

I was too caught up in Sirius’s pretty face telling me to meet him at night that I completely forgot about my sister’s WEDDING?! What would happen if I didn’t show up to meet him? Would it matter really, would it make a difference? Why did he want to talk to me now? Did I get him pregnant?


Oh wait….

2868 50
23 Of Weddings and Black Dogs

And suddenly it's then I realize what I was supposed to say. Say to Sirius! His demand that I just say it. Say the words that my sister spoke so effortlessly, so sincerely, so without doubt or misgivings or misterpretations, just say it! 

"I love you," I breathed amazed.

2789 62


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