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In the Beginning
“If you're not beguiling by age 12, forget it.”
"Love is a reciprocal torture.”
Brilliance or madness?
"Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
"Say you're a bird!"
Compromise is the key
War! that mad game the world so loves to play. ~Jonathan Swift
"She called me james!"
“The prince of darkness is a gentleman,” – Shakespeare
Of Bountiful Bosoms and Biography readers
"He had that nameless charm, with a strong magnetism, which can only be called, 'It”
Cal: "Where are you going? To him? To be a whore to a gutter rat?"
Of Drunkenness and Dragons
"A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts”
Howlers and Hangovers
Friends are God's apology for relations. ~Hugh Kingsmill
snap and sex on a train
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. ~ Matt Groening
Letters, pms and Dysfunctional families
Well behaved women rarely make history- Marilyn Monroe
“Some say the world will end in fire,
I love you
These wounds won’t seem to heal,
I stare blindly into my reflection
"Don't slap the slut"
Stay if you wanna love me, stay
“If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.”
Bridezillas and Sleeping with Severus Snape
"I'm not a witch, i'm your wife!" - the Princess bride
A dog, A stag and a violent walrus
Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden. - the simpsons
Just friends now.... or not
Time to go, this is goodbye she said,
A wolf, a dog a doe a stag...
And stay up all night and sleep all day,
It is a fearful thing
&quot;Oh Merlin Sirius!&quot;
Nothing's gonna harm you, not while I'm around.
"I hate you!".... "Marry me?"
They didn't agree on much. In fact they rarely agreed on anything. They fought all the time and they challenged each other everyday. But in spite their differences, they had one important thing in common, they were crazy about each other.
Stay eighteen forever
you're just jealous cause I'm young and in love
Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant. ~Jim Cole
The face of evil revealed
If anybody wants to see you now,
Get up, get out, get away from these liars
Tonight belongs to us
Juliet, when we made love you used to cry
Let the chilren play
“My mother said it was simple to keep a man; you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit”
Newts, Breasts and flashing Slytherins
Hey! Little mama,
How can I cause you so much pain
We're adults? When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?
Fortune favours the bold - Virgil
Learning to fly
When you have come to the edge of all the light you have
Mr and Mrs Black
But wherefore art thou Romeo
Puppy kickers and Persistant buggers
Oh, how we danced on the night we were wed
Someone told me,
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