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In the Beginning
In which Hogwarts happens and the Sorting Hat shares.
Unfortunately for Our Main Character, the Story Continues
In which Ron eats, a ball is announced, and Oliver Wood has not graduated.
In which the girls take a little outing.
Who's Your Daddy?
In which parentals come between our starcrossed lovers, and sarcasm is used in the summary.
In which there is yelling at the breakfast table and the Hogwarts students prepare for the ball.
In which the Voice is a bother, people keep secrets, and someone reveals his "special magic."
In which Martin Luther and his excommunication are discussed and Blathrae Carter is myterious.
Honey, I Shrunk the Main Character
In which Dee isn't so tall, and a new plot point is introduced.
I'm Showing You My World
In which a special potion is procured, tongues are tongued, songs are sung, and somebody goes unconscious.
In which Ria and Dee totally have it out.
This is not a Filler
In which next to nothing happens, but the story continues to be entertaining.
Malicious or Malfo-licious?
In which the chapter is better than its title and things start to get seriously emo, while still retaining the general comedic nature of the story.
In which... well, c'mon. Look at the title. What d'you think happens?
In which lips touch, Flint is ugly, and Dee gets screwed over. Twice.
The Mission Begins
In which Dee throws a hissy fit, and Ria steps in for the safety of her fellow Gryffindors.
Eat the Soup
In which winter holidays begin, Ria gets a shock, and soup is not eaten.
In which Dee and Draco travel to, erm, "Mr. DeMonte's" house and everyone (sort of) tries to be festive (sort of).
In which Malfoy and Dee go out for a spin and a dash and a few marshmallows.
In which shopping happens and Dee experiences that awkward run-in-to-ex-boyfriend-while-out-with-new-boyfriend thing. Sort of.
In which Christmas visits the cozy Voldemort Estate, Narcissa is like SO ANNOYING, and Dee gives Draco the Old One-Two.
How Does He Do That?
In which Dee returns to Hogwarts, is awkward with Harry, and develops a bit of Thoughtfully Emo Heroine Syndrome.
Seven Minutes in Heaven
In which someone comes up with a bad game.
In which Ria and Dee make more plots and Harry's eyes stray.
"I love you."
In which things get seriously confusing and the author starts to feel sorry for Dee.
The Sorting Hat Face-Off
In which we get a few answers about the calamity and Dee keeps saying stupid things.
Let's get confrontational.
There's No Place like Home
In which Dee wakes up somewhere else. THE END.
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