Rating
Mature
Chapters
23
Words
107,228
Characters
Lupin, Sirius, A. Longbottom, F. Longbottom, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC
Primary Relationship
Remus/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily, OC/OC, Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2007-11-24 10:15am
Last Chapter
2012-08-28 4:57pm
Last Updated
2012-08-28 4:57pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Hello I’m beyond nervous. I could pee my pants. But I won’t. Well I hope to god I don’t. Oh Merlin, now I need to go to the toilet. |
2,061 | 36 |
| 2 |
Yuh huh, Nuh uh! When I looked for the other girl all I saw was her big, bright green eyes and her bleeding nose before she had fled from the compartment so fast, I wondered if she was ever really there or had I imagined her? |
2,099 | 46 |
| 3 |
Friends? Hmm, that sounds quite nice actually. Wait, that means I have to dig a hole under said rock first in order for me too fit. That’s a lot of work… Maybe the girls toilets will do for now until I gather the upper body strength… |
1,135 | 28 |
| 4 |
Why do you hate me so? “So…” Lily starts as I sit down. “Remus eh?” she asks with a chuckle. |
2,053 | 25 |
| 5 |
I don't plan on waiting Stupid Sirius and his stupid questions. |
4,483 | 49 |
| 6 |
Who is SHE? I now have had six, lesbian suspicious, girls and Sirius Black ogling my breasts all in the span of a minute. Bloody brilliant. |
1,330 | 7 |
| 7 |
Nrrrrrgh Instead, we all just stood around awkwardly. What are we doing? Should I say something? Why aren’t they saying anything? Is Peter picking his nose?! |
3,250 | 35 |
| 8 |
Munchkins I slowly backed away before high tailing it out of there. You never know what those Hufflepuff’s will do! |
2,976 | 26 |
| 9 |
Remus time I got quickly to my feet in what I like to think was a graceful fashion. “I, err, HAHAHAHA… bye!” I started half stumbling half jogging away while mentally slapping myself for being such a weirdo. |
4,097 | 45 |
| 10 |
You're a weirdy Before I could make my mind up about storming back to the dormitory and cutting off Demelza’s precious hair for trying to set me up, Remus turned at the sound of our arrival and smiled at us. |
4,837 | 30 |
| 11 |
Chicken girl If he says anything I will without a doubt die. Most likely spontaneously combust. Or perhaps from catching fire. It certainly felt like a possibility if how hot and red my embarrassed face feels is any indication. Though I rather hope not. Sounds painful. |
5,040 | 6 |
| 12 |
Mystery solved “Now, let’s get down to business. I have come to collect what is owed to me. Mr. McKinnen, what is your name?” |
4,906 | 16 |
| 13 |
Lily's idea That’s it! The jig is up! He has found me out! |
5,559 | 28 |
| 14 |
Masters at hiding That is it. They have found us. They are going to be so angry that we have been in their room. Why did I let Lily talk me into this!? |
4,585 | 15 |
| 15 |
Stupid James Potter I caught sight of James and practically shouted, “It's not what it looks like!” |
4,541 | 10 |
| 16 |
Weekend I tore my eye's away from them both and stomped out of the hall. |
5,881 | 24 |
| 17 |
Clueless Oh Merlin, please help! |
5,574 | 36 |
| 18 |
Oh Merlin I looked after him, stunned. Then it clicked. This was what Sirius wanted to happen! I stopped abruptly; bringing Sirius to a stop with me. The others glanced back at us but I waved them forwards. They shrugged and continued walking. I pulled Sirius into an empty classroom, not caring about the looks we were getting. |
7,172 | 11 |
| 19 |
Where's Remus? Let me tell you a story... |
6,724 | 17 |
| 20 |
Camping: Part I “Lily,” I said as I poked a slimy looking pink thing. “Surely this is not a sausage!” |
7,741 | 22 |
| 21 |
Camping: Part II Honestly, who thought it would be a good idea to sleep on the hard ground outside in nature where anything can get you. Not to mention having no toilets or showers! That is just criminal. Surely that can’t be legal. |
7,118 | 30 |
| 22 |
Complicated I think I was a little hysterical. |
6,140 | 26 |
| 23 |
Hogsmeade I stomped into the girl’s loo on the third floor. I cringed at my reflection. But then again, what do I care if I look like a troll who has been in a bad fight. I will never get a boyfriend anyway so there is no point in trying really. |
7,926 | 30 |
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