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Rating
Mature
Chapters
22
Words
27,093
Characters
Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC
Primary Relationship
Remus/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily, Sirius/OC
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Romance
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
405
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2007-10-24 5:47am
Last Chapter
2008-10-28 6:31am
Last Updated
2008-11-13 1:35am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 I Like Floors. I think.

I just made a complete and utter fool of myself. Twice. 

No three times. Seriously.

798 33
2 Staking Out the Hottie's Dormitory

"Go out with me?"

"Yes."

"REALLY?!?!?!"

"NO!"

1,434 19
3 Shades of Mauve

"Peter likes you, Magmatron!"

Urk.

1,060 17
4 Noosh! Shtoop! Daunt!

"Did you know you think out loud?"

1,313 22
5 A Naughty, Naughty Boy

Wow. Saved by a pious turnip.

1,422 18
6 Little Black Book

He coughs and hurries away.

Boys are weird.

1,138 23
7 When Joking Goes Rogue

I’m hooked, actually. It’s like a really good book.
 

Maybe I’ve found Snape’s calling?

1,102 28
8 Flying Diaries and Cherry Red Doc Martens

 I blurt a goodbye to the girls and speed off, skimming the stairs lightly with my ballet dancer toes, graceful as a cloud. Okay not really, more like a hippopotamus in red Doc Martens, but hey, this is literature!

1,439 18
9 Officer? I'm in Trouble

"Some idiot's taken them for a spin, and now they won't move, not for anyone, not even if you say 'please'."

1,761 28
10 Oh. Oh My.

“Hello, Remus.”

 

His cheeks twitched and a broad smile spread out across his face. He bent down and planted a kiss firmly on my mouth

1,170 31
11 Strange Requests and a Wrong Turn

"Phil, that's a broom cupboard."

1,069 36
12 That's Like, Totally Magmatronic

“Miss Forgeron, aren’t you a little old for emotional problems?”

 

“Um…”

 

“Not good enough, detention for an hour in my study tonight.”

 

“Bugger.”

 

“For two hours.”

698 26
13 Who Said Detention Wasn't Dangerous?

He’s crying, and him crying makes me cry too. Why are emotions so difficult?

 

“TELL ME WHO!”

 

I take a deep breath…this is it.

 

“I’m in love with Remus.”

 

1,957 33
14 And Just Where is Jean?

“Isn’t this forbidden? I thought something bad happened to you if you tried to get up there.” (I had found my tongue again.)

 

(It was hiding at the back of my throat.)

2,679 20
15 When Good Things Go Bad

“DO YOU THINK I CAN TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY?! DO YOU THINK I WILL EVER ALLOW ANYONE TO BE AROUND YOU WHEN YOU’RE TRANSFORMED? YOU ARE ONLY DANGEROUS IF YOU ARE EXPOSED TO PEOPLE, SO THERFORE YOU AREN’T DANGEROUS! WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT WAS AWFUL, BUT IT WAS A MISTAKE! I KNOW THIS! JEAN KNOWS THIS! WHY CAN’T YOU?”

925 4
16 Mr Brown

To me, this made perfect sense. It was exactly the sort of thing I’d want to do if I was a boy. Be all mysterious, and wear dark glasses. And introduce myself as Mr Forgeron. Oh yes. I envied Mr Brown his mystery.

961 4
17 Befuddlement Is a State of Mind

“So, after that brief but painfully charming interlude, what’s up?”



“Oh, the usual, world domination, that sort of thing.”

1,015 4
18 Soutien-Gauge

“What is it, Mr Brown?”

“Merde?”

“I’m sorry?”

“Sheiser?”

848 5
19 So, How Do I Tell You Guys Apart?

“Well, Mr Sirius, here’s what I think we should do…”

He looks momentarily surprised. “Yes?”

799 4
20 Motherflippin' Moony Mongrel

“Watch out, she’s vicious today,” Treug muttered, chuckling. James stumbled back and clasped his face.

1,308 4
21 Have You Ever Had Two Hugs From The Same Person At The Same Time?

Everyone looked bashful. Dumbledore cleared his throat.

“I need Miss Forgeron. Is she here?”

Every single person in the room with one glaring exception swivelled to look at me. I stood up.

“I’m here, Professor.”

1,417 8
22 Tell me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies

Wait.

 

 

Did I…

 

 

Did I…

 

 

Did I think something sexual and yet loving about...

780 20

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