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I Like Floors. I think.
I just made a complete and utter fool of myself. Twice.
Staking Out the Hottie's Dormitory
"Go out with me?"
Shades of Mauve
"Peter likes you, Magmatron!"
Noosh! Shtoop! Daunt!
"Did you know you think out loud?"
A Naughty, Naughty Boy
Wow. Saved by a pious turnip.
Little Black Book
He coughs and hurries away.
When Joking Goes Rogue
I’m hooked, actually. It’s like a really good book.
Flying Diaries and Cherry Red Doc Martens
I blurt a goodbye to the girls and speed off, skimming the stairs lightly with my ballet dancer toes, graceful as a cloud. Okay not really, more like a hippopotamus in red Doc Martens, but hey, this is literature!
Officer? I'm in Trouble
"Some idiot's taken them for a spin, and now they won't move, not for anyone, not even if you say 'please'."
Oh. Oh My.
Strange Requests and a Wrong Turn
"Phil, that's a broom cupboard."
That's Like, Totally Magmatronic
“Miss Forgeron, aren’t you a little old for emotional problems?”
Who Said Detention Wasn't Dangerous?
He’s crying, and him crying makes me cry too. Why are emotions so difficult?
And Just Where is Jean?
“Isn’t this forbidden? I thought something bad happened to you if you tried to get up there.” (I had found my tongue again.)
When Good Things Go Bad
“DO YOU THINK I CAN TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY?! DO YOU THINK I WILL EVER ALLOW ANYONE TO BE AROUND YOU WHEN YOU’RE TRANSFORMED? YOU ARE ONLY DANGEROUS IF YOU ARE EXPOSED TO PEOPLE, SO THERFORE YOU AREN’T DANGEROUS! WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT WAS AWFUL, BUT IT WAS A MISTAKE! I KNOW THIS! JEAN KNOWS THIS! WHY CAN’T YOU?”
To me, this made perfect sense. It was exactly the sort of thing I’d want to do if I was a boy. Be all mysterious, and wear dark glasses. And introduce myself as Mr Forgeron. Oh yes. I envied Mr Brown his mystery.
Befuddlement Is a State of Mind
“So, after that brief but painfully charming interlude, what’s up?”
“What is it, Mr Brown?”
So, How Do I Tell You Guys Apart?
“Well, Mr Sirius, here’s what I think we should do…”
Motherflippin' Moony Mongrel
“Watch out, she’s vicious today,” Treug muttered, chuckling. James stumbled back and clasped his face.
Have You Ever Had Two Hugs From The Same Person At The Same Time?
Everyone looked bashful. Dumbledore cleared his throat.
Tell me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies
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