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Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily, OC/OC
Drama, Humor, Romance
Strong Language, Mild Violence
Story Reviews
First Published
2007-09-12 2:16pm
Last Chapter
2008-05-03 2:57pm
Last Updated
2008-05-03 2:57pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Prologue

Just to make it short, I am Misty Johansson and Troy is my incredible stupid big brother!

[Rated mature because of inappropriate thoughts]

2,578 27
2 Chapter 1 of Can't Buy Me Love

“Now I remember you!” Sirius said with a big smile, “You’re the only who got the hippogriff to run down Malfoy!”
Oh shit.

2,529 24
3 Chapter 2 of Can't Buy Me Love

“So what?” Lily said in a singing voice. Huh? What kind of a comeback it that? Uh me, I know I know! A bad one!

3,675 16
4 Chapter 3 of Can't Buy Me Love

Today sucks! I mean I am going to the library again, within 3 days!

Totally English arse! Oh bummer.

2,757 14
5 Chapter 4 of Can't Buy Me Love

Today is the day!

Oh no, I am not talking about them serving pancakes today. Even though it sounds so heavenly delicious. Yummy.

2,622 12
6 Chapter 5 of Can't Buy Me Love


3,242 12
7 Chapter 6 of Can't Buy Me Love

Murder me.

2,977 12
8 Chapter 7 of Can't Buy Me Love

The crack and the bond.

2,941 11
9 Chapter 8 of Can't Buy Me Love

The Point of No Return.

1,982 13
10 Chapter 9 of Can't Buy Me Love

Okay, since this is my story and I have just broken up with AJ, I feel I have the right to be very depressed and you are going to listen to it.

2,617 12
11 Chapter 10 of Can't Buy Me Love

I thought he would go around yelling: YIPPIE! YEAH! GO ME GO ME! YOU SUCK SLYTHERIN!. Guess I was wrong. I know! Me wrong!

1,873 11
12 Chapter 11 of Can't Buy Me Love

Just like I love them: totally through dotted. Yummy!

But not as hot as pancakes. Pancakes are YUMMY! + Heaven on earth.

1,594 10
13 Chapter 12 of Can't Buy Me Love

“Hey” I said more quietly. Sirius looked at me. I guess he sensed something was wrong.

1,368 12
14 Chapter 13 of Can't Buy Me Love

Gonna go now, lots of things to do...

1,665 8
15 Epilogue of Can't Buy Me Love

The end.

903 15


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