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Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
First Published
2007-08-29 1:51am
Last Chapter
2012-09-13 8:32am
Last Updated
2012-09-13 8:32am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool (even if they don’t).

James doesn't shave.


526 60
2 We're not as perverted as you think we are. and review!


526 45
3 Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

read and review!


790 38
4 No Matter What You Say, You're Ex-Boyfriend Is A Loser

read and review please....


806 24
5 Don't ask to put make-up on us. It's just wrong...

read and review please

626 28
6 Never kick us in the nuts “just to see what we would say”. That’s just mean.

read and review pleaseee

604 29
7 When we tell you you're not fat...believe us.

read and review please

563 19
8 We may not be able to pee accurately, but at least we can stand up and go pee.

read and review please

514 23
9 We Will Do Anything To Get You To Notice Us

read and review pleasee

657 19
10 We want to tell you many things but we can't. The courage to succeed comes in alcohol.

read and review!

759 11
11 If we look unusally calm, we're probably faking it and spazzing inside.

read and review please

507 16
12 When a girl says "no" we hear it as "try again tomorrow"

just what the title says. READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!

613 14
13 Guys are very open about themselves

read and review pleasee

576 8
14 We don't go shopping. When we need something, we buy it

read and review please

681 11
15 You have way too many shoes.

read and review!

592 18
16 Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't even work.

read and review please!

884 26
17 We don't have final decisions.

read and review!!

965 15
18 A headache that lasts for 6 weeks is a problem. See a doctor

read and review please!

1,003 7
19 Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys

read and review please!

1,122 8
20 Before we call you, we try to plan out what we're going to say...

full title : Before we call you, we try to plan out what we're going to say, so there won't be awkward pauses, but it rarely works out.

read and review please!

1,202 16
21 When we start talking to you seriously, listen to us.

read and review please!

754 10
22 We can be so slow sometimes. It's not even funny.

Read and review please!

746 9
23 We Have Weird Fantasies

Read and Review please!

579 7
24 If we really like you, we don't care about your flaws

Read and review :D

651 12
25 The End

The Final Chapter!

618 4


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