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The room we had entered was at the very top of the castle. And it was all windows. It looked like the roofing on the outside but it was windows. "Whoa," he muttered.
"Nah, it's cool. I watched 'The History of Sex' on the history channel," I said.
And I'm sure it's totally obvious. But not even Brittany or Emmy has noticed. I'm sure Lily has, however. She gives me weird looks and knowing smiles. I want to shoot her.
"But now I am considering becoming a Victoria's Secret model. What do you think?" I said posing.
Blame genetics! You have that, James has his flat arse, Lauren's ears are lopsided, and Lily has that ridiculously red hair!
"You want her to look like an Eskimo."
Man, that boy, if he wasn't dating Lily I would snatch him up. And prostitute him. I can just see me rolling in tons of money. Every girl is insane not to love him.
"Boys are so stupid."
We're rad and we can be.
Poor Donovan, the third year.
Maybe I'm hallucinating. It is pretty late and this stupid essay could make me visualize and hear things I desperately want to but I'm not actually. Shoot! I just wrote that.
The people I associate with! Such morons!
"He does! Come on, prude little virgin boy wanted to shag you. You're hot and all but if Jenna Jameson tried to seduce him he would have turned her down," she said, "Jenna Jameson!" She repeated the porn stars name for emphasis and I smile slightly.
She was staring at her hand in deep concentration. Oh lord! I plugged my ears while she let an ear splitting shriek out.
"Boring crap. Aha! Here's some good stuff. 'James fell off his broom… AGAIN! He started crying. His mummy had to come home from work. It was funny. James would not shut up either! Emmy and I laughed at him and he went inside pouting.'"
She jumped up and escorted the whiney toe-less Joe away. HAHA! Toe-less Joe. I'm a comedian.
"I know, put my earmuffs on the cookie!"
This is the end.
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