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Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape, James, Lily, Sirius, Lucius, Pettigrew, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily, Remus/OC, Other Pairing
Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
First Published
2007-05-22 6:31pm
Last Chapter
2009-04-05 9:09pm
Last Updated
2009-04-05 9:54pm

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1 The Converses

“Oh, happy hello to you to sweetums! Oh Siri-poo and James-y-wamsey, how I missed you both over the summer. You have no idea! And to think, I even broke a nail thinking about both of you and how gorgeous you are!” She gasped and pretended to faint. The boys got madder. The whole hall burst out into laughter- well, almost everyone, the girls who really did act like this were scowling, and sending dark looks to Ayra’s direction. 

The boys stood up and towered over her over the table, “Give-us-our-shoes-now.” 

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2 Truth or Dare... or Double Dare!

The girls laughed and laughed. Lily finally perked up. “So, what about that game of truth or dare?” All the girls sat up into a circle on the floor. Ayra pulled out a vile from her robes. She looked at her watch. “It’s 9:00 you guys. Curfew is at 10. This is gonna be major truth or dare, no chickens. Truth potion right here. One drop for each question. Got it? No limits on dares. Soooo. Truth, Dare, or Double Dare?” 

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3 An Empty Room

.............Ayra looked at the boy in front of her, eyes closed, lips parted to take her to her wildest dreams. She rolled her eyes and stepped back. "Typical."

Sirius' eyes opened to the sound of a shutting door. He laughed hoarsely. "Merlin. She's bloody good at that." After taking a moment to compose himself, he headed out of the door, making a mental not to never be alone with Ayra Woods in an empty room.

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4 Detention

“Geez Black, can’t you be a little but more original? Originality is really hot these days. Too bad you don’t have it.” Ayra sneered. 
“Well Woods, trust me, if I had known the same words were going to come out of your mouth, I would have said something completely different.” 
“Well, you need to learn to read minds then, because--” 
“Who says I don’t? 
“Who says you don’t what?” 
“Read minds.” 

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5 Silver Blob

....“Woods?” Two voices said at the same time. 

Ayra rolled her eyes when she heard those voices. Bloody fantastic. Black and Potter. Just what I need right now. “No. I’m the bloody tooth fairy. Now please get off of me?” 

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6 Of Vanishing Makeup and Questions of Dance

“Scourfigy!” she shouted, the air instantly clearing up, the glimmer of makeup disappearing, and unfortunately for Ayra, her friends’ makeup also disappeared from their faces. The silence that had falled over the room like a spider web was interrupted by the violent shrieks of all 4 girls. Lily, Marietta, and Kalahan running for ayra, and Ayra screaming for her life.


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7 Of Immature Brothers and First Kisses...Of Sorts..

Ayra laughed. “Life isn’t fair darling!” she said as she shoved another forkful down.

They soon finished, Ayra being the clear winner. Regulus groaned. “Geez Woods, you’re such a man! Where did you learn how to do that?”

Ayra smiled. “I am friends with the marauders you know. And besides, what good is a girl without a hard appetite?”

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8 Of Pillow Fights and Flying Pheonixes...

“You want it just as much as I do, Woods.” He said.

Ayra looked at him angrily. “Let go of me Black. Now.”

Sirius pushed her further against the wall. “Now normally, I’m not violent, but you know its for your own good. Develop your taste darling.” He finished, leaning in for the kill again.

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9 And Again

Ayra, tired of fighting for the first time, gave in…and her treasure was plundered……

The kiss was hypnotic. A battle of the tongues. Who would breathe first? Sirius opened his eyes, Ayra’s flew open. She tried to push him away.

“We can’t do---“ Sirius crushed his mouth against hers again.

“Oh yes we can…” he said against her mouth and kissed her…again..and again..and again…..

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10 The Bet, The Broom Cupoard, and Poor Baby Lucius Malfoy...

Ayra pushed him away with a look of defiance in her face, shaky, but yet still defiant enough to make Sirius let out an exasperated sigh.

“You need to figure out what you want.” He hissed at her, eyes glinting with suppressed anger.

“Well you need to figure out that I don’t lust you back Black. You’re just going to have to deal with it.” she sneered back at him.

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11 Going to Plan

.....Ayra knew what she had to do. She didn’t want to do it. But it was the only way. She went straight to the Slytherin common room and knocked. “ I need to see Lucius Malfoy.”

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12 Meow

The creak was followed by the most horrifying dreadful sound that one could ever heard after hours. It was the omen of a thousand detentions- of a hell that would never freeze over. Ayra cringed in anticipation…


Ayra broke out in a cold sweat.

 It was these jolly and brilliant times that the fabulous voice in her head made its enthusiastic and sarcastic appearances.  Great Job Woods, now you’ve really outdone yourself.

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13 The Whomping Willow Roller Coaster

It was a scream. 

The screaming of a young girl. His senses picked up the waves from where they were coming and ran to that direction, pausing for a moment.  Great, I get to play prince charming once again and go save some maiden in distress…….And if it’s Woods again, I’ll have to swear it was fate or destiny…or something like that. The left corner of his lips lifted deviously. Excellent.

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14 Hide and Seek

.....“I can’t move. You’re going to have to.” she said.

Sirius opened his eyes wide, “Surely, you can’t mean that you’d rather have me--”

 “Surely you have enough expertise in this area to take my shirt and bra off without a whim in 6 seconds flat?” she snapped.

“Not your shirt, no. Anyone else’s wouldn’t be a problem.” he grumbled.


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15 Irresponsible

.....“Oh! And you should know not to go near it, because you’re IQ is -900? Tell me, Black, do you learn how to be so stupid from your little idiotic friends who wouldn‘t know a pigmy puff if it hit them in the face, or where you just born with--”

“For your information, I do know what a pigmy puff is, and they don’t go around hitting people in the face- in fact, they happen to be very cute.”

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16 Gottcha

.......“Sorry.” she mumbled. “I was just wondering what the heck life plans to throw at me next.” Ayra turned and look to the sky. “WHAT NEXT LIFE? WHAT DO YOU WANNA THROW?!”

Turned out life had a very odd sense of humor, and threw a rock.

Ayra promptly passed out.

And they say that she was never surprised. 

They, as they have proven several times, were obviously wrong.

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17 Chocolate Frogs

........A hand grabbed her shoulder in a vise like grip. She turned to Sirius. “Why can’t you leave me alone? You know, the word, alone? Or perhaps this word of importance surpasses your pre-k level of vocabulary?” She snarled, jerking her arm away,

Sirius opened the door for her. “We need to talk about this, now. Surely that word doesn’t surpass your high level of vocabulary, Miss Smarty Pants?”

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18 A Kiss

.....She pushed her hair out of her face for the hundredth time that day, and then proceeded to cover a yawn. She winced as her lips stretched. She closed her eyes for a moment and rested her head on the wall behind her. A sound to her left caused her to crack an eye open. She closed it again, tiredly. “I thought that the Library was the last place you wanted to go before you died. Thinking of committing suicide are we, Potter?”

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19 Silence

......It was none other than Ayra Woods. She glanced around the room for a seat, after waving to Professor Slughorn. Her eyes narrowed when she realized where the only seat was. A moment later, her eyes were un-narrowed, and she had a joyful smile on her face. The face of a killer.

Oh Merlin. I am finished. Sirius thought, panicked. He didn’t even have time to tell James what he wanted on his obituary! Drat.

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20 Breakfast!

Sirius had finally figure out what he had to do. He was in like with Ayra. He knew this. He may not have loved her, but he was close. He frowned, picking at his bed linens.

He would just have to replace her. Liking her was not good for his health. His manhood had been threatened, his rib was broken, the Tree of Death went physco anytime he even looked at it, and well… He just felt mentally out of loop.

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21 The Stacks

Ayra gasped when he lifted his hands up to her waist and probed through the bruise. She arched back in pain as his fingers prodded gently. “It’s alright, Woods, I’m not going to bite you..."

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22 Challenge

Ayra didn’t waste time. She bolted up the stairs, and opened the door. “WOODS!”
She slammed his voice out of her life, sagging against the doorway. She heaved in air, her muscles quivering from her spontaneous sprint. She sobbed once, but she quelled it. Why would she want to cry? Of all things… Cry? She shut her eyes and banged her head on the door, as if the action would knock some sense into her apparently stupid and confused brain.

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23 Rain

She almost gave in to the temptation. The call to learn his secrets, to lean in and touch her lips to his was overwhelming, but somehow, she refused.

“Fix me.”

At first, she thought she didn’t hear him. Either to repeat, or just out of courtesy, he repeated what he said. “Fix me.”

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24 How It's Supposed to Be

APRIL 5TH, 2009. NEW CHAPTER :)!!!!!

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