My sweet heart is with a boy, and he’s over for dinner tonight. There is no way he’s leaving with his head attached to his body.

Lily is out of the house, on a date with James. Kendra is calm. Edward is not.

James has survived his first partial family dinner. However now it’s time for a dinner with the whole family, and unfortunately the means the whole family.

Tea. For once in our thirty years of marriage Kendra is settling for serving someone tea, not dinner, but why…why! This will mean that he’ll have backup.

Alice and Frank…these people are new. They can’t be any worse than Potter and Black…or can they.

My sweet baby doll is moving out of our house, and she’s moving in with him…a predator. I don’t know how my wife talked me into it, but she did, and now my daughter is moving in with her boyfriend.

This is a disaster. This kind of thing is supposed to happen after the wedding, a really long time after the wedding. Someone must not be very attached to their head.

I should have seen this coming. With two grandchildren on the way it’s a perfect excuse to go shopping and make a day out of it, and my wife and daughters have never been ones to turn down shopping.

Despite my aprehensions I couldn't help but agree with Mrs. Potter, and I had a brillent idea on how to fix it. The only thing I had to do was check to see if we had the funds and then then get Kendra to agree.

I pulled the car into the driveway of 4 Privet Drive and cut the engine as quickly as I could. Kendra looked up at the house, and smiled. I grumbled as I examined the perfect grass and the sneering neighbors. This was the kind of neighborhood I’d insisted we avoid when the two of us were looking for our house.