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Rating
15+
Chapters
8
Words
9,311
Characters
Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence
Story Reviews
287
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2007-03-26 12:36pm
Last Chapter
2009-05-10 3:31pm
Last Updated
2009-05-10 3:31pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Ch. 1: So It Begins

“Come on, Evans” Potter called out to me. I turned around towards him the scowl still on my face. “What?” Potter sighed before he said, “Here me out”  Read and Review!

627 35
2 Ch. 2: I hate that you bully snape

“Me?” He said incredulously as he stared at him. What did he expect fried chicken? “I do not bully Snape” Oh really, “How about that time…” Read and Review!

781 42
3 Ch. 3: I hate that you get away with anything.

James looked at me amused as I finished writing number two. I cocked my eyebrow at him. It was true he did get away with anything. “Oh, you are such a liar”

I narrowed my eyes. I know he did not call me, Lily Evans, a liar. I do not lie.

I grabbed his collar and, ignoring his yells I looked him straight in the eye and said, menacingly, “Don’t you ever call me a liar or I’ll make you wish that you never even heard of Lily Maria Evans. Do you understand?” Read and Review!

1,082 31
4 Ch. 4: I hate when you ask me out

“My mom said that when I’m 45 I can start dating. Will you out with me then?” An 11-year-old James Potter asked me.

My cheeks reddened before I said, “No”

“Why?”

“Because you look weird…”

1,125 63
5 Ch. 5: I hate that you embarass me (Publicly)

“I just mean that it isn’t me that embarrasses you it’s yourself.”

I blinked if that meant any sense to anyone out there then I must be the slow one. “Name one time when I embarrassed myself without your help”

“Well, there was this one time in third year” He said smiling innocently

I sighed as I remembered that day…

1,545 53
6 Ch.6: I hate your stupid hair

You guys actually thought that I would actually forget the oh so wonderful I-hate-your-wind-swept-looking-like-an-idiot-you-big-toe-rag-hair. Ha! Yeah, right, any who here it goes...number 5...

1,259 18
7 Ch. 7: I hate when you think you are always right.

“Wait,” Potter said, looking at the next one I had written. “Isn't that a good thing?”

“Not to me it is,” I said, glaring at him. I dare him to question me.

I dare him.

1,527 21
8 Ch. 8: I hate Sirius

Who the hell shared broom closets?

Obviously, the Marauders did.

1,365 24

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