"What the hell?" 

She turned the corner and saw something that made her want to cry and laugh at the same time.

“If I wasn’t so excited to see you, I’d think you were the biggest fool in the world.”

"Wait, Potter you're a virgin?" Lily asked wide-eyed.
"Well…um…yea" he said putting his hand through his hair again.
"Will you quit doing that? One day I'm going to tie your hands behind your back."
"One day I'm going to be your boyfriend."

"I can't believe it's our last year at Hogwarts" Dory said.
"Hey don't get these two started again" Peter said pointing at Lily and Niki.
"Why?" Marlene asked.
"Let's just say we got a little emotional on the train" Lily said.
"They're so weird" Shay whispered to the Prewett twins who started laughing.

"She's so awesome!" Shay said as her Sirius and James were walking down the corridor.
"She's pretty damn hot too" Sirius said.
"Is that all you think about?" Shay asked.
"Yea. That and quiditch."
"Boys."

"How come we can't do that?" Sirius asked. 
"Because we are not them" 
"Aw come on babe, how can you resist this?" Sirius said displaying himself. 
"It's not that hard. I've been doing it for 17 years now." 
"Come on Shay stop fighting your feelings. You know you've wanted me since we were little kids playing in the sandbox." 

"Our beaters are Sirius Black," 
A couple of girls trying out started to giggle, and Sirius winked at them. 
"Oy, we are doing try-outs not the dating game! Ok our other beater is Shay Calhoun," 
Shay had just finished punching Sirius in the arm and she heard cat calls and wolf whistle. 
"Sorry boys, I'm here to play quiditch, not find somebody new to snog." 

Sirius leaned over and gave Shay a kiss. 
"Did I tell you how amazing you looked tonight?" 
"Yes, but it's always good to hear that again" Shay said giving him another kiss. 

All four guys got a smirk on their face. 
"What?" Shay asked. 
"Nothing it's just your brother's fiancée is a 10." Sirius said. 
"Hey you perverts she's taken" Niki said and Lily and Shay nodded in agreement.

"Here you go. Shay are you ok?" 
Shay started to laugh a little and shook her head. 
"It's really annoying when people ask you a question that they already know the answer to."

"I honestly don't even feel bad for her. She changes boyfriends like once a week, so what's new. And her and her brother only pretended to be against You Know Who. They're spies for him. Her brother died at that orphanage the Death Eaters attacked. I heard he killed a whole group of kids" the girl said to her friend. 

"Because you already won. Your plan worked. You made me jealous. I feel absolutely horrible, and I'm not going to fight with you anymore. I'm going to be patient and wait for you to forgive me and when that happens, I'm going to win you back, and hopefully we can be together again," Sirius said.

"Do not feel embarrassed Miss Calhoun. I am glad you told me. Sometimes people have dreams and we don't know whether they are true or not until it happens. But as for you being at the orphanage, I cannot explain that. But I wish I could. I have never been able to understand dreams. Bothersome things, but life would be boring without them,"

Shay opened her eyes and saw Lily standing there. Her nose was completely black and it looked like she was punched in both eyes. Shay busted out laughing and Lily turned and gave her an evil look. 
"You did this, didn't you?" 
"Yea, Lily. I magically stretched my arm to reach all of you. I can't even sit up. How could I draw on your face?" Shay asked still laughing. 
"This isn't funny. I'm Head Girl. How is anyone going to take me seriously?" Lily asked.

"When I was eight my dog ran away. I didn't stop crying for a week," Lily said.
"Did you find the dog?" Shay asked with a tear stained face.
"Yea, but it ended up having rabies so we had to put it to sleep."
"What if Sirius comes back and he has rabies?"

"My fellow Marauders, I just realized that we haven't done a prank in at least a month," James said while lying on his bed.
"Well finally you realized it. I was beginning to think Evans had you totally whipped" Sirius said.
"On a one foot leash" Remus said.

"I still can’t believe it. I always said the day this happened I'd start growing flowers out of my ass," Sirius said.
"That's a nice mental image," Shay said.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" Shay yelled.
She was having one of her now famous mood swings.
"You asked for a sandwich" Sirius said, his eyes as big as saucers.
"TUNA?! You want me to eat FLIPPER?!" she said and threw the plate across the room.
"Who in bloody hell is Flipper?" Sirius asked.

"If you were Slughorn, how would you want to be pranked?" Marlene asked.
"First, if I was Slughorn I would be more worried about losing 100 pounds before how I wanted to be prank" Niki said.