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Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Ginny, Blaise (M)
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Draco/Hermione
Drama, Humor, Romance
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2007-03-11 8:20pm
Last Chapter
2010-04-03 9:29am
Last Updated
2010-04-03 9:29am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Prologue

So...this is the prologue... Here is an excerpt (aren't I a smart cookie?):

“Tell me first and I’ll think about it,” she said finally. Ginny leaned over and whispered her idea, making Hermione gasp, swallow and laugh nervously in turns. It was nerve-wracking, but by God, she was ready to do whatever it took. Draco Malfoy deserved to die in a very large hole. With spikes in.

949 22
2 Warning Signs

This is the third time this has been re-written. PLEASE WORK, DARN YOU. :D

1,261 18
3 Dance and Drama

Alrighty then, here is the second chapter (if you don't count the prologue) and yes. Hope you like. So I've redone it again, hopefully for the last time. I never realised how long it took to do such things. :D Lucky holidays are here now! 

3,428 16
4 The Writing on the Floor

Fourth chapter! All redone! (Well, you know, when it says 'redone' in the actual chapter note. You know.) Hope you enjoy it! Draco gets a wee bit of revengey revenge. FUN!

3,288 13
5 Only One Reward For An Eavesdropper

Alright. No revenge this chapter, but a little bit of Hermione's response to last chapter. Also, Draco gets something he deserves.

2,441 11
6 Finally, Revenge That WORKED!

Well, alrighty then. Hermione finds...something of Draco's *WE BE THE DRAMIONE CHEERLEADERS AND WE HEARTILY APPROVE* and no it is not sexual. *WE BE THE DRAMIONE CHEERLEADERS AND WE HEARTILY DISSAPROVE*

Hermione gets revenge via song (MY SONG! WEE! I MADE A SONG!) and you must all read the bottom author's note because of it.

Also, I've redone THIS chapter now, too! YAY GO ME!

3,586 16
7 Where's My Book?

Oh dear, Hermione is in trouble.

RE-WRITTEN YAY *Maja has de cheerleaders and they are all going WILD*

4,154 30
8 Drunken Ant?

Lots of talking. Lots and lots of talking. And ribbing. And...drunken ants?

Re-written. Seriously, am I not the best thing since someone discovered that you could cut rocks into a circle and wheel things about with it? What's that called again? Uhm...see, everyone remembers me, but not that thing. *is clueless to her own unimportance*

4,364 14
9 Er...what?

Heya! Look, I've finished another chapter! Lookit! Read it! REVIEW IT! PLEASE!

3,535 23
10 Not a Terribly Brilliant Idea...But Still.

“Um,” she said again, continuing the long tradition of fabulous comebacks made by one Hermione Granger re great big annoying snot-ball twat also known as Draco Malfoy.

3,564 11
11 Talking

..well, and kissing. :P

1,844 10


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