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I Think I Think Too Much
"Go away Potter."
Never In A Million Years
In the fifth year, he kissed me, in front of the WHOLE school and my life was ruined from then on. So I pushed him away, punched him in the eye and hexed him. Any normal person would take my violence as a hint to leave me alone, but not James Potter. You see, James Potter isn’t a normal person. Then he asked me out a billion times, and I said no, and hexed him, and gave him detention. As a prefect, it was my responsibility to punish him for asking me out.
But of course, the Marauders Talk
Maria really needs to find some decent holiday romances, as they are all either gay, married, imaginary or gits who make out with you one night then ignore you and make out with another poor girl the next night.
A Little... Party
“Lily Evans?” I put up my hand, and Slughorn gave me a big, warm smile. He he, I’m his favourite student. Go me. I’m a teacher’s pet. I’m a teachers pet. I’m a –
It felt weird that I was talking to a baby-eating pink blobby monster, but it had a kind voice, and it said it was Madam Pomfrey, and it was definitely in the hospital wing, so it could have been Madame Pomfrey. As much as it scared me, somehow I knew to trust it.
Hmm, Hard Question
We climbed into the portrait hole, and everyone in the Gryffindor common room fell silent.
Why Embarrass Me More?
I saw Remus, who smiled, Black, who didn’t notice me and Potter, who smiled, but looked a little scared of me.
What a Weird Day
“My, that was fun. Fancy a walk?”
What a Creep
The whole dorm was applauding.
Impersonate Vernon Day?
Lying on my bed were four parcels.
No-One Talks to Lily Evans
“Great.” His smile reached his eyes.
The Rampant Roamings of James Potter's Beetle
“Oh! I see. Is Lily jealous?” Maria smirked.
Lily the Lemming
“Come on Potter, you catch that Snitch!” I jumped up and yelled, trying to get their minds back onto Quidditch.
The One with the Raccoon
“Lily,” Grace came down the stairs behind me. “Why are your knees wibbling?”
Anything but Serious
Wait until the female population of Hogwarts found out that kissing Sirius Black was not all it was cracked up to be!
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