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Dumbledore, Lupin, Snape, Sirius, Lily, James, Lucius, Pettigrew, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/OC, Lily/OC, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2006-11-29 3:28pm
Last Chapter
2008-01-05 12:04pm
Last Updated
2008-01-05 12:04pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 I Think I Think Too Much

"Go away Potter."
"That's not very nice Evans. And I thought you loved me." Uh oh, the smirk was back again. This was never a good sign.
So I ingeniously stepped away and moved the bookcases with my wand so Potter was trapped. In books. Which gets him down. Haha. Good one Lily.

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2 Never In A Million Years

In the fifth year, he kissed me, in front of the WHOLE school and my life was ruined from then on. So I pushed him away, punched him in the eye and hexed him. Any normal person would take my violence as a hint to leave me alone, but not James Potter. You see, James Potter isn’t a normal person. Then he asked me out a billion times, and I said no, and hexed him, and gave him detention. As a prefect, it was my responsibility to punish him for asking me out.

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3 But of course, the Marauders Talk

Maria really needs to find some decent holiday romances, as they are all either gay, married, imaginary or gits who make out with you one night then ignore you and make out with another poor girl the next night.
My holiday romances are much better, i.e. non existent.
I prefer to spend my holidays sight-seeing.

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4 A Little... Party

“Lily Evans?” I put up my hand, and Slughorn gave me a big, warm smile. He he, I’m his favourite student. Go me. I’m a teacher’s pet. I’m a teachers pet. I’m a –
Wait, that isn’t good, is it.
I’m Slughorn’s favourite student, but I’m not a teacher’s pet.
That’s better.

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5 Attractive, Huh?

It felt weird that I was talking to a baby-eating pink blobby monster, but it had a kind voice, and it said it was Madam Pomfrey, and it was definitely in the hospital wing, so it could have been Madame Pomfrey. As much as it scared me, somehow I knew to trust it.

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6 Hmm, Hard Question

We climbed into the portrait hole, and everyone in the Gryffindor common room fell silent.
Oh, it appears the news of my recent escapade with the Marauders has spread.
“I heard James Potter poisoned her because she wouldn’t go out with him.”
“Really? ‘Cos I heard she ate a lot of peanuts for dinner and she’s very allergic.”
I turned and glared at two second years, who jumped.
“What the hell are you all looking at?” Grace said to the common room, who all unwillingly turned away.

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7 Why Embarrass Me More?

I saw Remus, who smiled, Black, who didn’t notice me and Potter, who smiled, but looked a little scared of me.
Have I grown three heads or something?
Has the overdose of dizzy-up potion changed my appearance or personality?

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8 What a Weird Day

“My, that was fun. Fancy a walk?”
“I guess.” I shrugged.
What am I doing?
What exactly am I doing?
With him?
It’s called reconciliation.
Ahem, I am not reconciling with James Potter.
What would you call it then?
I would call it walking.
I see…

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9 What a Creep

The whole dorm was applauding.
Why were they applauding?
It wasn’t a good thing.
Potter was smirking. I mean REALLY smirking.
I’ll wipe that smirk off of his stupid little face.
“Ouch.” He put a hand on his slightly pink cheek, which had just been whacked by my hand.
The applause died down.
Oh my God. Someone actually booed.
Who would boo when the villain gets his comeuppance?

3,533 14
10 Impersonate Vernon Day?

Lying on my bed were four parcels.
I know! Four of them!
I am a lucky girl.
Wait a second, four?
I recounted the parcels and crossed my arms in confusion.
Last time I counted, I had three best friends.
I have four parcels.
Someone has sent me a present and I haven’t sent them one!
The embarrassment!

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11 No-One Talks to Lily Evans

“Great.” His smile reached his eyes.
Wow, his eyes are… beautiful.
Hah! Beat that, Potter!
Actually he probably can.
I did not just say that.

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12 The Rampant Roamings of James Potter's Beetle

“Oh! I see. Is Lily jealous?” Maria smirked.
“Uh, no! Jealous? Haha!” I pretended to be extremely interested in some fluff on my jumper.
Maria’s brown eyes widened.
“Oh my God!” she squealed. “You are!”
It ISN’T that exiting.
“Maria, shush!” I begged her. Adeline came over and raised her eyebrows at us.
“Lily fancies James!” Maria whispered, although it might as well been a yell.

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13 Lily the Lemming

“Come on Potter, you catch that Snitch!” I jumped up and yelled, trying to get their minds back onto Quidditch.
Of course, I cheered for Potter because he is a Gryffindor.
Adeline, Grace and Maria all smirked at me.
“And you too Liam!” I called, just for good measure.

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14 The One with the Raccoon

“Lily,” Grace came down the stairs behind me. “Why are your knees wibbling?”
“You know, trembling, shaking. Wibble wobble. Wibbling.”
“I, err, I don’t know what you’re talking about,” I stammered. She walked past me with an evil smile on her face singing that old jelly on a plate song. 

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15 Anything but Serious

Wait until the female population of Hogwarts found out that kissing Sirius Black was not all it was cracked up to be!
I quickly erased that thought from my mind, as I wasn’t thinking straight, and it really was not the time for jokes.

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