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My name is Nena Wagtail. I'm klutzy, not that bright, and I think that if I try going down the stairs... I'll die. All my housemates, from Oliver Wood to the Weasley twins make fun of me, but no matter how bad my life is, I'm still rather special. My brother, Myron Wagtail, is the lead singer of the Weird Sisters!!! Of course, no one knows that but me...
I was forced to Diagon Alley by those dratted boys... And I met them... The twins.
Stutters and Shudders
I hate this place, the Leaky Cauldron. It's just a big fat mockery zone. Kill me now.
Indulging in a Guilty Pleasure
Oliver Wood? A nice person? Shocking.
If I told you 'the man' was out to get me, would you believe me? Well, he is. His name is Myron Wagtail, and he's trying to make my life a living hell. Too bad it already is, right?
I'm going back to Hogwarts tomorrow, can you believe that? Well, I can't. And my darling brothers will be accompanying me. Wonderful.
The Last Train Home
So... I guess that day came. The first day of school. Wonderful.
First Day of Class
I don't know how many times I can reitterate my hatred to what these guys are trying to do to my social life. But whatever spell Wood just tried to cast on me, it's definently working.
Everywhere I look now, I know I'm going to be seeing people talking about the Weird Sisters. I just have that feeling. But that doesn't have anything to do with me.
Keep a Secret
Okay, so I'm in a deserted corridor with Wood. On any other occasion, I might have wanted this. But seriously - he's digging into places he shouldn't be.
Spin and Scream Like a Sneakoscope
How to make an entire class hate their favorite lead singer in ten days? You give them a pop test about nothing. Smooth move Myron.
Anemia and Autographs
So... Things were great for a split second. And then I hit the ground. And I wasn't hitting the ground and running. God, my life is so embarrassing!
Twice in Two Days?
You know that pun, "I forgot how a boomerang worked... And then it hit me?" Yeah, that's how I'm feeling right about now.
80x More Adventurous Than Usual
Hogsmeade rolls around...
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