Lily and James go to read their baby son Harry a bedtime story, but are sick of the same old fairytales. They decide to tell him the story of how they met and fell in love instead, but disagree on the details. Even though Harry has fallen asleep by this time anyway, they agree to tell each other their story truthfully, to see what they each really thought of their final two years at Hogwarts.

"Those Guys Are So Dead."

Lunchtime was another haze of “Lily, please go out with me”, the more commanding “Go out with me Evans” and, Lily’s personal favourite, the “Come on Lily, how can you resist this?” which was followed by the usual ‘sexy’ dance.

“Lily it’s not your fault,” James said sorrowfully, “Look I got to go check on Remus… I’ve never seen him like this before.”

He got up and left the room, leaving Lily thinking that maybe James wasn’t quite ok with her after all.

“Who can take a sunrise? Sprinkle it in dew. Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two? The Candyman!” Sirius began to sing – loudly. Remus joined in for the chorus, “Oh the Candyman can! The Candyman can ‘cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good!”

On the wall in irreversible ink was scrawled ‘Padfoot loves McKenzie P.S Marauders Rule’.

“Lily, you look… beautiful,” said Hunter in awe.

“Well we’ve got a Quidditch Game starting,” Jenni glanced at her watch, “Five minutes ago…”

“Ok Sirius, we’ve got mini-muffins and two broomsticks – screw the rest, we’re off to Mexico!” yelled Jenni, running out and taking Sirius after her.

“I can’t sleep,” he muttered, “I keep getting this bad feeling about this whole thing.”

“Voldemort,” Lauren finished for him, almost in a whisper, “And the Slytherins are for all we know still ahead of us!”

“We can’t let them get it!” said Sirius fiercely, “That’d just be handing it to him!”

“We’ve won, we’ve won!” yelled Jenni, racing up the drive to Hogwarts castle.

James put his hand on the handle and had begun to open the door...

“No you don’t!” James exclaimed, surprised by the stupidity of her statement, “How can you possibly know what I’m going through?”

“Stop it Lauren, please listen to me this time. We both know it, why can’t you let us be together?” asked Mikey.

“On your way to Dumbledore eh?” laughed James, “I knew it! You do have the amulet! I knew it. Who else would be trusted with it?”

James looked at her seriously, “Because we’re not supposed to move on Lily. I love you, and I really mean that. I’ll never be over you.”

“Who’d want to kidnap Wormtail?” laughed James, “Unless he is with Katie of course. Maybe she didn’t let him go this time.”

“I told him that was a risk of dating,” agreed Sirius with a grin.

“I’m going to ask Lily to marry me,” James grinned. Sirius’ hand jumped with his surprise, and the tower exploded. Once they’d reattached Remus’ eyebrows, Sirius and Remus began to question him.

“There’s an 80% chance McGonagall is going to kill you on sight,” Lily informed her.

“Ah well,” Jenni grinned, “I like those odds.”