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Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Drama, Fluff, Humor
Mild Language, Mild Violence
Story Reviews
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2006-10-01 11:37am
Last Chapter
2008-06-26 4:36pm
Last Updated
2008-06-26 4:36pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Officially Pathetic

What have I done now?

1,392 16
2 I'm so dead

“I give up! What can I do to stop all these pranks?!?” I said loudly to the four. “Nothing!” said Black, “You maimed me, I think you’ve done enough!” “And you stole my underwear! Now we’re even!”

972 16
3 Anger Management

I punched Black!

1,014 16
4 A Bad, Bad Person.

“Your ahamed of me, Professor? Are you joking? I don’t even like Remus! Or any of the Marauders for that matter! My life is so messed up because of all of them!” Remus looked crestfallen. Deal with it!

929 19
5 I Do Not Like Remus Lupin!

Oh crap! When she finds out what happened she’s going to murder me! Maybe she won’t find out. Oh who am I kidding? I kissed a Marauder.

855 19
6 Now Black Gets Thrown Into The Picture!

“You all ruined my life! Are you happy now? Can you please just leave me alone for good?”

954 26
7 Just Blame Black

Sirius had even gotten a new girlfriend. It kind of hurt me to see them. What are you saying Olivia? You hate the Marauders! HATE THEM! Ok, deep breath. Breathe in and out. Alright. Don’t freak out or you will end up in St. Mungo’s Olivia.

1,243 21
8 How Black Fainted Over A Kiss!

“Alright then.” I said and grabbed on his tie, pulling him into a full lip lock. He didn’t do a thing! Ha! Shows how good Black’s reflexes are! ‘Mr. I’m the world’s best kisser’ isn’t so great anymore. I let go of him, leaving him dumbfounded and walked out of the common room.

1,240 23
9 I Will Definitely Remember

“Olivia!” said my mother. Oh no she didn’t! Don’t 'Olivia' me when my whole room is painted black.

1,163 15
10 What I Really Think Of Him

How do you know when you have a serious problem? Well lets just ask Olivia Miller! She’s an expert! She has so many problems it’s not even funny!

1,652 24
11 That Dirty, Rotten, Lying, Cheating...TOAST EATER!

They untied and I happily skipped to class, leaving the Marauders gaping at my back.

They really are wimps.

1,536 40
12 This Thing Called 'Gryffindor'

And this, my friends, is what makes me pathetic. This is why I belong right where I am, in the middle of quicksand, sinking. 

509 4


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