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Rating
Mature
Chapters
9
Words
22,170
Characters
Harry, McGonagall, Voldemort, Luna, Draco, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Draco/Luna, Harry/OC, OC/OC
Genre(s)
Horror/Dark, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
74
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2006-09-27 3:52pm
Last Chapter
2007-02-24 5:27pm
Last Updated
2007-02-24 5:27pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 An Introduction

This is Tidus Malfoy, and yes, ridiculous first names do run in my family. I’m going to tell you the story of my life, from the moment I woke up on the 1st of September 2015 until… Whenever I decide to stop, I guess. I’m like that.

3,579 16
2 Stupid, Stupid, Stupid.

Stupid painting, stupid Hogwarts, stupid McGonagall, stupid alarm clock, stupid laws of possibility, stupid Father.

3,265 5
3 Everyone is Spying on Me

Everyone is spying on me.

2,212 4
4 I Respect Nothing

'For your information, when I was climbing the stairs, my eyes were closed!

2,228 8
5 Dentist Desires

I think my teeth will be grinded to the bone...

2,495 8
6 Health Problems

Maybe if I died everything will be better... Oh my God, I'm suicidal!

1,946 6
7 Mentally Hyperactive

I have discovered a horrifying truth. Hyperactivity can make you snort sugar.

2,199 9
8 Bitings, Lysdexia and Very Bad News

Why is my life never easy?

2,169 7
9 Finally, Some Action!

OOOOOOH, what's gonna happen to me today then??!!

2,077 11

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