Rating
Mature
Chapters
9
Words
22,170
Characters
Harry, McGonagall, Voldemort, Luna, Draco, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Draco/Luna, Harry/OC, OC/OC
Genre(s)
Horror/Dark, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2006-09-27 3:52pm
Last Chapter
2007-02-24 5:27pm
Last Updated
2007-02-24 5:27pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
An Introduction This is Tidus Malfoy, and yes, ridiculous first names do run in my family. I’m going to tell you the story of my life, from the moment I woke up on the 1st of September 2015 until… Whenever I decide to stop, I guess. I’m like that. |
3,579 | 16 |
| 2 |
Stupid, Stupid, Stupid. Stupid painting, stupid Hogwarts, stupid McGonagall, stupid alarm clock, stupid laws of possibility, stupid Father. |
3,265 | 5 |
| 3 |
Everyone is Spying on Me Everyone is spying on me. |
2,212 | 4 |
| 4 |
I Respect Nothing 'For your information, when I was climbing the stairs, my eyes were closed! |
2,228 | 8 |
| 5 |
Dentist Desires I think my teeth will be grinded to the bone... |
2,495 | 8 |
| 6 |
Health Problems Maybe if I died everything will be better... Oh my God, I'm suicidal! |
1,946 | 6 |
| 7 |
Mentally Hyperactive I have discovered a horrifying truth. Hyperactivity can make you snort sugar. |
2,199 | 9 |
| 8 |
Bitings, Lysdexia and Very Bad News Why is my life never easy? |
2,169 | 7 |
| 9 |
Finally, Some Action! OOOOOOH, what's gonna happen to me today then??!! |
2,077 | 11 |
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