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Lupin, Sirius, James, Regulus, Bellatrix, R. Lestrange, Pettigrew, Voldemort, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Humor, Angst
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
First Published
2006-09-26 9:03pm
Last Chapter
2006-10-20 12:40am
Last Updated
2006-10-20 12:40am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 I Sold My Soul For Pie

"I would sell my soul for a piece of pie right about now..." I muttered thoughtfully. I'm a pie fanatic, and so I was royally freaked out when a piece of blackberry pie materialized in front of me. I ate it of course. I bet the devil is laughing to his poker buddies (also known as lawyers, Death Eaters, and accountants) right about now, "Hogwarts has the best deals on souls!"

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2 Satan Rhymes with Pumpkin

"Well, all the mudbloods call the Dark Lord Satan, but I know he isn't Satan. And knowing this, and knowing that he is evil, just as you and I, Satan must be his twin brother!"

1,572 5
3 The First Trial

Dear Ms. Aradia Artemis Aurora, Welcome to the armies of Satan...

1,581 5
4 Fear of Pie

"Monchy! It's out to get me!" I screeched when the pie appeared on my plate. I hid behind her. EVERYONE in the hall was staring at me like a leper, or psycho, or someone who's never had pie! And of course, Sirius was laughing at me... but he does that a lot anyway.

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5 No Pie Mentioned :(

Great. I just barfed over Sirius Black. He deserved it... but ew! I can still taste his mouth! Ugh, next time I sell my soul I am drawing the line at kissing my worst enemy! I mean, ew! Ewewewewewew! If I ever meet this MWPP guy, I'm going to give him a piece of my mind!

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6 (Finale!) Pie Pirate

"Okay, so I've got her coming on a date with me. That just leaves Evans and Meadowes actually... anyway, she's coming, but how do we give her back her soul?" Sirius grumbled in an annoyed fashion. Flitwick was out of the room as his test mice "accidentally" got let out by Peter.

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