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I Sold My Soul For Pie
"WE BOUGHT ARADIA WITH PIE!"
Pumpkin Rhymes with Satan
"Well, all the mudbloods call the Dark Lord Satan, but I know he isn't Satan. And knowing this, and knowing that he is evil, just as you and I, Satan must be his twin brother!"
The First Trial
Dear Ms. Aradia Artemis Aurora, Welcome to the armies of Satan. As you may have noticed, you can only read this letter after chucking it into a fire. That is because this was written on fire-weed, the same plant used to create floo-powder, and the ink crafted from fluxweed and dragon entrails. A potent combination, so only you, the newest recruit to the armies of Hell, can find out the details of this binding contract.
"Monchy! It's out to get me!" I screeched when the pie appeared on my plate. I hid behind her. EVERYONE in the hall was staring at me like a leper, or psycho, or someone who's never had pie! And of course, Sirius was laughing at me... but he does that a lot anyway.
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